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Fri 21/12/01 at 15:20
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Posts: 787
This film is good. Wizerd throw each other against walls and stuff. Wizard fighting rules.

The fight scenes are excellent. Big battles, and lots of lopped off limbs. They rule too.

There were one too many shots of hairy feet though.

The troll and the balrog are awesome bad guys, big, and scary.

Not sure it should have been a PG.

Sean Austin is really quite fat, probably looks worse, having been made short.

The Dwarf, Gimli, has a big beard. So does Gandalf.

Liv Tyler is in it.

Go watch this film for all of the above reasons.

It rules, and you'll think "Damn, I've got to wait a year for the sequel!"
Sat 22/12/01 at 13:35
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"Rong Xion Tong"
Posts: 5,237
AHA!

The agent from the Matrtix didn't have a beard.

Although he was just an all round joke. Who casted him?!

I mean, didn't they realise that everyone would laugh in his face and not be able to take him seriously?
Sat 22/12/01 at 09:45
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Posts: 16,548
Heh. Yes, and now, mentioning Liv Tyler as someone's lover..
Sat 22/12/01 at 01:52
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Posts: 14,117
It's funny you should mention a plaited beard....
Fri 21/12/01 at 21:52
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Posts: 16,548
Why not? I demand that you grow a big bushy beard, and plait it, like Gimli.
Fri 21/12/01 at 16:40
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I don't have a beard.
Fri 21/12/01 at 15:31
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Posts: 16,548
That beats my review hands down. There's an awful lot of beards in the film. Saruman has the longest beard, but Gimli's is the most impressive. In fact, nearly everyone has a beard, short or long.
Fri 21/12/01 at 15:20
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"not dead"
Posts: 11,145
This film is good. Wizerd throw each other against walls and stuff. Wizard fighting rules.

The fight scenes are excellent. Big battles, and lots of lopped off limbs. They rule too.

There were one too many shots of hairy feet though.

The troll and the balrog are awesome bad guys, big, and scary.

Not sure it should have been a PG.

Sean Austin is really quite fat, probably looks worse, having been made short.

The Dwarf, Gimli, has a big beard. So does Gandalf.

Liv Tyler is in it.

Go watch this film for all of the above reasons.

It rules, and you'll think "Damn, I've got to wait a year for the sequel!"

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