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"Insults"

These insults are based to no one so please don't take offence by them
I am curious as to what insults people can come up with so why the heck not start a topic.


Yo momma is so dumb she tripped ove a cordless phone

Yo momma is so fat when you slap her butt you can surf the waves

These insults are based to no one so please don't take offence by them
I am curious as to what insults people can come up with so why the heck not start a topic.


Yo momma is so dumb she tripped ove a cordless phone

Yo momma is so fat when you slap her butt you can surf the waves

Your face so ugly that everyone who sees it goes 'ahh! ahh! what an ugly face!'

True story.

You are so ugly you make women turn to lesbianism...

or a good one is...
I am so fit i make men turn gay...

Yo momma so fat at school she sat next to ever one

Yo momma so fat when she turns around its her birthday

Robin wrote:
> You are so ugly you make women turn to lesbianism...

HAHa class

Yo momma so fat - she comes from both sides of the family.

--Your mama's so dumb, she had to revise for a blood test.

--Do you know why I think I look ugly?! Its cos whenever I look into the mirror all I see is your mum.

--I'm so ugly I look like your mum.

--Person A "You're gay" Person B "I know, your mum's my inspiration"

--Person A "You look dumb" Person B "I know, I always copy your mum's latest fashion design"

--Your mama's so fat, she makes Johnny Vegas look sexy and slim whenever she's standing next to him.

--Your mama's so fat, she's a taller when she's lying down

--Your mama's so dumb, she thought that the capital city of the UK is London!

--Your mama's so dumb, she thought Arsenal was a city!

Yo mamma's teef are so yellow, she can butter a whole loaf of bread.

Yo mamma so old, she used to ride chariots to high school.

Yo mamma so fat, she's on both sides of the family.

Yo mamma so fat, when she went to school, she sat next to EVERYBODY!