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I am unique. I know no fear. Fear fears me. I have many friends, in many forms. I take magical quests, I rush through swaying meadows, I carve up a trail in powdery snow- the sky is no longer the limit; I can go beyond that. I can do whatever I want to, go wherever I want to go, experience out-of-this-world events.
I can break the laws of physics. I can run faster than Mach 3; I can master gravity and use it to my advantage; I can fly. I can breathe underwater, master interstellar travel; I can increase my energy.
I have many foes, some great, some small. Some are living, some are robots; and some are both. They can do what I do; yet they can do more. They have greater power, yet I have many friends. They have extensive weapons; I have skill. They can grow larger; I can find their weaknesses. They can command armies; I can destroy them. They can attack me; I dodge. I attack them; they die.
I can travel through pipes, through sewers and on clouds. Enemies are strong; magic mushrooms are stronger. They have shells; I can coax them out. They have spikes; I can jump over them. They kidnap the princess; I save her.
Each world is a mystifying experience. I can destroy factories; speed through forests; travel up walls. The worlds are hazardous; I use defence. I can be shot at; I repel with a shield.
I can become a master. I can train a squad; care for them, feed them, increase their strengths. I can battle with them, win prizes and capture more creatures. I have technology; they have evolutionary power. Opponents attack with fire; I repel with water. They attack with electricity; I nullify it with rock.
I can master the skateboard. I can rotate 900o. I can travel up vert ramps; hang with the best; better them. I can varial heelflip without breaking my ankle; grind without needing to operate on my genitals; I can be the hawkster. I can change my hairstyle; my facial looks; my personality.
I can outrun my shadow. I can loop-the-loop, be catapulted over crevasses; my feet become a blur. I have many enemies. They are sneaky; I am cunning. They have spikes on their head; I roll past them. My mortal enemy is a genius; yet he has weaknesses. He has mastered technology; the elements; science. I can break science. I defy the laws of physics; I do not belong in biology; chemistry means nothing to me. He has an IQ of 300; my speed is greater. He is no match for me.
I can travel to alien worlds. They have acid spit; I have ice missiles. They can group and attack; I am alone. They can fly; I can become a morph ball. Doors are locked; I have plasma weapons. They can take many forms; I stay the same. They are powerful, yet my honor is greater. They attempt to destroy the universe; I save it.
I exist in the past, the present and the future. There are many of me. I have great friends; my enemies are alone. They are fearsome; I have pointy ears. They are colouful; I wear green. They have powerful attacks; I have a sword and shield. They can fly; I have a boat.
They are coming; yet I am ready. I am not a human; I am greater than that. They have alien weaponry; I have a trusty assault rifle. They have strange craft; I travel in a warthog. To them, I am invisible, yet I do not hide. My tactics are unmatched; they run around helpless. I survive; they don't.
They are weird; I am rubbery. They are multicoloured; I am pink. They can fly; I can suck in air. They are fast; star travel is faster. DeeDee is bigger, stronger, and greater; yet I can manipulate him. They try to ruin the world; I prevent that from happening.
I can smash up cars; the police cannot catch me. I can joyride; yet it is no crime. I can burn people; I kill paramedics. They have rich mansions; I rob them. They have helicopters, boats and 'planes; yet I can hotwire them all.
I have no limits. No one can hold me back; I press on alone. There is no end; I can go on forever. Death stalks me; yet I have continues.
I am a Gamer; I am me.
I can break the laws of physics. I can run faster than Mach 3; I can master gravity and use it to my advantage; I can fly. I can breathe underwater, master interstellar travel; I can increase my energy.
I have many foes, some great, some small. Some are living, some are robots; and some are both. They can do what I do; yet they can do more. They have greater power, yet I have many friends. They have extensive weapons; I have skill. They can grow larger; I can find their weaknesses. They can command armies; I can destroy them. They can attack me; I dodge. I attack them; they die.
I can travel through pipes, through sewers and on clouds. Enemies are strong; magic mushrooms are stronger. They have shells; I can coax them out. They have spikes; I can jump over them. They kidnap the princess; I save her.
Each world is a mystifying experience. I can destroy factories; speed through forests; travel up walls. The worlds are hazardous; I use defence. I can be shot at; I repel with a shield.
I can become a master. I can train a squad; care for them, feed them, increase their strengths. I can battle with them, win prizes and capture more creatures. I have technology; they have evolutionary power. Opponents attack with fire; I repel with water. They attack with electricity; I nullify it with rock.
I can master the skateboard. I can rotate 900o. I can travel up vert ramps; hang with the best; better them. I can varial heelflip without breaking my ankle; grind without needing to operate on my genitals; I can be the hawkster. I can change my hairstyle; my facial looks; my personality.
I can outrun my shadow. I can loop-the-loop, be catapulted over crevasses; my feet become a blur. I have many enemies. They are sneaky; I am cunning. They have spikes on their head; I roll past them. My mortal enemy is a genius; yet he has weaknesses. He has mastered technology; the elements; science. I can break science. I defy the laws of physics; I do not belong in biology; chemistry means nothing to me. He has an IQ of 300; my speed is greater. He is no match for me.
I can travel to alien worlds. They have acid spit; I have ice missiles. They can group and attack; I am alone. They can fly; I can become a morph ball. Doors are locked; I have plasma weapons. They can take many forms; I stay the same. They are powerful, yet my honor is greater. They attempt to destroy the universe; I save it.
I exist in the past, the present and the future. There are many of me. I have great friends; my enemies are alone. They are fearsome; I have pointy ears. They are colouful; I wear green. They have powerful attacks; I have a sword and shield. They can fly; I have a boat.
They are coming; yet I am ready. I am not a human; I am greater than that. They have alien weaponry; I have a trusty assault rifle. They have strange craft; I travel in a warthog. To them, I am invisible, yet I do not hide. My tactics are unmatched; they run around helpless. I survive; they don't.
They are weird; I am rubbery. They are multicoloured; I am pink. They can fly; I can suck in air. They are fast; star travel is faster. DeeDee is bigger, stronger, and greater; yet I can manipulate him. They try to ruin the world; I prevent that from happening.
I can smash up cars; the police cannot catch me. I can joyride; yet it is no crime. I can burn people; I kill paramedics. They have rich mansions; I rob them. They have helicopters, boats and 'planes; yet I can hotwire them all.
I have no limits. No one can hold me back; I press on alone. There is no end; I can go on forever. Death stalks me; yet I have continues.
I am a Gamer; I am me.
Very...nostalgic.
Well done
Well done
He's trying to be Japanese and 'alternative'.
Plus I think he wanted his name in his nickname.
Plus I think he wanted his name in his nickname.
Go Go Matthew? Tribbers?
GO! GO! MATTHEW! wrote:
> Microchips wrote:
> I am unique.
>
> Just like everyone else.
Not me, I am the same as someone else, but I guess if no one else is...this makes me unique in a way.
Anyway good post Microchips.
> Microchips wrote:
> I am unique.
>
> Just like everyone else.
Not me, I am the same as someone else, but I guess if no one else is...this makes me unique in a way.
Anyway good post Microchips.
Microchips wrote:
> I am unique.
Just like everyone else.
> I am unique.
Just like everyone else.
Honour.
I demand moe.
moe money, moe posts like this.
I demand moe.
moe money, moe posts like this.
Cheers guys.
:)
:)
Great post - very, erm, different.
Yes, different...
Yes, different...
Nice one Mr.Chips.
Me like very much so indeed.
Me like very much so indeed.
I am unique. I know no fear. Fear fears me. I have many friends, in many forms. I take magical quests, I rush through swaying meadows, I carve up a trail in powdery snow- the sky is no longer the limit; I can go beyond that. I can do whatever I want to, go wherever I want to go, experience out-of-this-world events.
I can break the laws of physics. I can run faster than Mach 3; I can master gravity and use it to my advantage; I can fly. I can breathe underwater, master interstellar travel; I can increase my energy.
I have many foes, some great, some small. Some are living, some are robots; and some are both. They can do what I do; yet they can do more. They have greater power, yet I have many friends. They have extensive weapons; I have skill. They can grow larger; I can find their weaknesses. They can command armies; I can destroy them. They can attack me; I dodge. I attack them; they die.
I can travel through pipes, through sewers and on clouds. Enemies are strong; magic mushrooms are stronger. They have shells; I can coax them out. They have spikes; I can jump over them. They kidnap the princess; I save her.
Each world is a mystifying experience. I can destroy factories; speed through forests; travel up walls. The worlds are hazardous; I use defence. I can be shot at; I repel with a shield.
I can become a master. I can train a squad; care for them, feed them, increase their strengths. I can battle with them, win prizes and capture more creatures. I have technology; they have evolutionary power. Opponents attack with fire; I repel with water. They attack with electricity; I nullify it with rock.
I can master the skateboard. I can rotate 900o. I can travel up vert ramps; hang with the best; better them. I can varial heelflip without breaking my ankle; grind without needing to operate on my genitals; I can be the hawkster. I can change my hairstyle; my facial looks; my personality.
I can outrun my shadow. I can loop-the-loop, be catapulted over crevasses; my feet become a blur. I have many enemies. They are sneaky; I am cunning. They have spikes on their head; I roll past them. My mortal enemy is a genius; yet he has weaknesses. He has mastered technology; the elements; science. I can break science. I defy the laws of physics; I do not belong in biology; chemistry means nothing to me. He has an IQ of 300; my speed is greater. He is no match for me.
I can travel to alien worlds. They have acid spit; I have ice missiles. They can group and attack; I am alone. They can fly; I can become a morph ball. Doors are locked; I have plasma weapons. They can take many forms; I stay the same. They are powerful, yet my honor is greater. They attempt to destroy the universe; I save it.
I exist in the past, the present and the future. There are many of me. I have great friends; my enemies are alone. They are fearsome; I have pointy ears. They are colouful; I wear green. They have powerful attacks; I have a sword and shield. They can fly; I have a boat.
They are coming; yet I am ready. I am not a human; I am greater than that. They have alien weaponry; I have a trusty assault rifle. They have strange craft; I travel in a warthog. To them, I am invisible, yet I do not hide. My tactics are unmatched; they run around helpless. I survive; they don't.
They are weird; I am rubbery. They are multicoloured; I am pink. They can fly; I can suck in air. They are fast; star travel is faster. DeeDee is bigger, stronger, and greater; yet I can manipulate him. They try to ruin the world; I prevent that from happening.
I can smash up cars; the police cannot catch me. I can joyride; yet it is no crime. I can burn people; I kill paramedics. They have rich mansions; I rob them. They have helicopters, boats and 'planes; yet I can hotwire them all.
I have no limits. No one can hold me back; I press on alone. There is no end; I can go on forever. Death stalks me; yet I have continues.
I am a Gamer; I am me.
I can break the laws of physics. I can run faster than Mach 3; I can master gravity and use it to my advantage; I can fly. I can breathe underwater, master interstellar travel; I can increase my energy.
I have many foes, some great, some small. Some are living, some are robots; and some are both. They can do what I do; yet they can do more. They have greater power, yet I have many friends. They have extensive weapons; I have skill. They can grow larger; I can find their weaknesses. They can command armies; I can destroy them. They can attack me; I dodge. I attack them; they die.
I can travel through pipes, through sewers and on clouds. Enemies are strong; magic mushrooms are stronger. They have shells; I can coax them out. They have spikes; I can jump over them. They kidnap the princess; I save her.
Each world is a mystifying experience. I can destroy factories; speed through forests; travel up walls. The worlds are hazardous; I use defence. I can be shot at; I repel with a shield.
I can become a master. I can train a squad; care for them, feed them, increase their strengths. I can battle with them, win prizes and capture more creatures. I have technology; they have evolutionary power. Opponents attack with fire; I repel with water. They attack with electricity; I nullify it with rock.
I can master the skateboard. I can rotate 900o. I can travel up vert ramps; hang with the best; better them. I can varial heelflip without breaking my ankle; grind without needing to operate on my genitals; I can be the hawkster. I can change my hairstyle; my facial looks; my personality.
I can outrun my shadow. I can loop-the-loop, be catapulted over crevasses; my feet become a blur. I have many enemies. They are sneaky; I am cunning. They have spikes on their head; I roll past them. My mortal enemy is a genius; yet he has weaknesses. He has mastered technology; the elements; science. I can break science. I defy the laws of physics; I do not belong in biology; chemistry means nothing to me. He has an IQ of 300; my speed is greater. He is no match for me.
I can travel to alien worlds. They have acid spit; I have ice missiles. They can group and attack; I am alone. They can fly; I can become a morph ball. Doors are locked; I have plasma weapons. They can take many forms; I stay the same. They are powerful, yet my honor is greater. They attempt to destroy the universe; I save it.
I exist in the past, the present and the future. There are many of me. I have great friends; my enemies are alone. They are fearsome; I have pointy ears. They are colouful; I wear green. They have powerful attacks; I have a sword and shield. They can fly; I have a boat.
They are coming; yet I am ready. I am not a human; I am greater than that. They have alien weaponry; I have a trusty assault rifle. They have strange craft; I travel in a warthog. To them, I am invisible, yet I do not hide. My tactics are unmatched; they run around helpless. I survive; they don't.
They are weird; I am rubbery. They are multicoloured; I am pink. They can fly; I can suck in air. They are fast; star travel is faster. DeeDee is bigger, stronger, and greater; yet I can manipulate him. They try to ruin the world; I prevent that from happening.
I can smash up cars; the police cannot catch me. I can joyride; yet it is no crime. I can burn people; I kill paramedics. They have rich mansions; I rob them. They have helicopters, boats and 'planes; yet I can hotwire them all.
I have no limits. No one can hold me back; I press on alone. There is no end; I can go on forever. Death stalks me; yet I have continues.
I am a Gamer; I am me.