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A man goes to the doctor and says "Doctor, I have a piece of lettuce hanging out my bum."
The doctor tells him to pull his trousers down and examines him.
Standing up, the man says "Is it serious?"
The doctor winces, "I'm afraid this is just the tip of the iceberg"
The doctor tells him to pull his trousers down and examines him.
Standing up, the man says "Is it serious?"
The doctor winces, "I'm afraid this is just the tip of the iceberg"
Two blokes in a bar.
"Your round"
"Not as fat as you, yer cheeky get!"
ho ho!
"Your round"
"Not as fat as you, yer cheeky get!"
ho ho!
I made up a joke. I've never made up a joke before, so I'm going to write it. I bet you've probably heard it or something though.
Three men are waiting to be judged by some kind of Angel, probably that gate bloke, St Peter. The first man walks up.
"Hello dear sir." St Peter said to the man, asks for his name, and reads through his file.
"It says here that you killed a man? Is this true?"
"I'm afraid it is, St Peter."
"Are you sorry for what you did?"
"Yeah, probably."
"Ok, you can come into Heaven then."
So the next man walks up. St Peter asks for his name, and reads his file.
"You commited adultery? Man, that's bad. Are you sorry for what you did?"
"Well... no, I love Margret, but I love Susan more."
"To Hell you go then." St Peter pulls a lever, and the man decends into hell.
The third man comes up. St Peter asks for his name, and reads his file.
"You raped three women, killed five men, slaughtered children, and just about broke every sin in the Book! Are you not sorry for what you did?"
"No, I am who I am, and I lived my life as I pleased."
"Even by killing innocent people?"
"Yes."
St Peter stares in shock at this man.
"I cannot send you to Hell." He finally says.
The man looks at St Peter strangely.
"That's far too good for you. You're going back to Earth."
Three men are waiting to be judged by some kind of Angel, probably that gate bloke, St Peter. The first man walks up.
"Hello dear sir." St Peter said to the man, asks for his name, and reads through his file.
"It says here that you killed a man? Is this true?"
"I'm afraid it is, St Peter."
"Are you sorry for what you did?"
"Yeah, probably."
"Ok, you can come into Heaven then."
So the next man walks up. St Peter asks for his name, and reads his file.
"You commited adultery? Man, that's bad. Are you sorry for what you did?"
"Well... no, I love Margret, but I love Susan more."
"To Hell you go then." St Peter pulls a lever, and the man decends into hell.
The third man comes up. St Peter asks for his name, and reads his file.
"You raped three women, killed five men, slaughtered children, and just about broke every sin in the Book! Are you not sorry for what you did?"
"No, I am who I am, and I lived my life as I pleased."
"Even by killing innocent people?"
"Yes."
St Peter stares in shock at this man.
"I cannot send you to Hell." He finally says.
The man looks at St Peter strangely.
"That's far too good for you. You're going back to Earth."
Two oranges walk into a bar, one goes:
'your round'
LOL! :D
'your round'
LOL! :D
The Ninty forum is full of jokes.
;-)
;-)
Did you hear ythe one about the nun, goat, micheal jackson and the melons. Any way Micheal goes into a bar......whoops this one could get me banned. Has anyone else noticed the amount of jokes threads recently.
A man goes to the doctor and says "Doctor, I have a piece of lettuce hanging out my bum."
The doctor tells him to pull his trousers down and examines him.
Standing up, the man says "Is it serious?"
The doctor winces, "I'm afraid this is just the tip of the iceberg"
The doctor tells him to pull his trousers down and examines him.
Standing up, the man says "Is it serious?"
The doctor winces, "I'm afraid this is just the tip of the iceberg"