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BANG!!! An explosion of pyro from the stage is followed by a strangely haunting music as WWF Forum Commisioner Reaver (Ant) makes his way to the ring, dressed in a fine white suit with microphone in hand. He is greeted by ritual booing from the fans. “Shut up would ya?” Ant begins...to a chorus of even louder boos. “ I have come to the ring tonight to address some of the injustices in this federation. Firstly and most importantly the fact that since we came to this federation, us Special Reserve wrestlers have been under-utilised, despite our obvious talents. I intend to address this by having a fatal four-way match tonight in this very ring!.” The fans cheer wildly. “Secondly, there is a young scallywag in the back by the name of Ice Blaster who has been running around telling everyone that he should be commissioner here and for this reason he will be involved in this fatal-four way”
The arena fills with the sound of smashing ice and Ice Blaster makes his way out from beneath the TitanTron to wildy cheering from the fans. “Hey , don’t be shy here, if you want me why didn’t you just say?” Back in the ring, Reaver rapidly removes his suit revealing his wrestling gear underneath. Ice Blaster rushes the ring…these two aren’t going to wait for our other competitors, they’re going at it in the centre of the ring!
The sound of a menacing monotone drum fills the arena, which soon makes way to a wall of noise as Hawk (AfroJoe) makes his way slowly and menacingly to the ring. Ice Blaster and Reaver (Ant) continue to trade punches in the ring as Hawk makes his way over to them in what seem like slow motion. Hawk looks at the duelling twosome for a few seconds, before grabbing them both by the back of their heads and govong them a double-nogin-knocker! IB and reaver slump to the floor.
Suddenly the lights go out! No one has any idea of what is going on as a few seconds of darkness stretch out for what seems like an eternity.…
The lights are back on as suddenly as the went out and whats this? Rage (BRM) is stood right behind Hawk! Hearing the fans cheer Hawk (AJ) has a sudden realisation and reaches backwards, feeling the huge behemoth stood behind him, but before he has chance to turn around Rage hits him with an inverted DDT! He goes for the cover
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we could have counted to ten, but there is no referee yet!
Suddenly the arena is filled with the sound of The Chemical brothers ‘It Began In Afrika’ as a familiar looking gorilla makes his way out from underneath the TitanTron complete with a referees shirt! Is this going to be our first non-human refereed match? It sure looks like it. By now Reaver (Ant) and Ice Blaster have just about recovered there senses enough to be swinging their arms at each other despite the fact they are both still lying down! They bothe haul themselves back onto their knees and trade punches from this position! As the Hardcore Gorilla attempts to separate this brawl. Hawk hits Rage with a low blow! He follows up this illegally gained advantage by hitting the gargantuan with a big boot right to the face! He now goes up to the top rope and hits a huge elbow drop. He now goes for the pin…the Hardcore Gorilla (Cong Man) is a little slow getting down for the count and this lets rage get his shoulder up at two. Hawk gets right into The Cong Man’s face.
Meanwhile Reaver (Ant) has clothes-lined Ice Blaster right the way over the top rope! As IB hits the ground his momentum takes him spine first into the Spanish ring announcers’ table and he lies writhing in obvious discomfort on the ground. Reaver now turns and helps Hawk to beat down the huge Rage. This newly formed two-some whip the big man off the ropes, but as he bounces back he hit a double clothesline knocking both men flying! Rage begins beating down on Reaver, unleashing a flurry of huge soup-bowl like fists at the helpless Commissioner. He then sticks his boot right into Reaver’s gut and hit the Alley-Oop! That looked painful, surely this one is all over for the commisioner? But as rage lumbers over to make the pin, Hawk again lands another low blow on the big man. On the outside Ice blaster is up to his knees but is still in obvious discomofort.
Back in the ring Reaver (Ant) and Hawk (AJ) stomp the living hell out of the downed Rage, before, in a great display of power, Hawk pulls Rage back to his feet before lifting him onto his shoulders. Reaver goes up to the top rope and a picture perfect Doomsday device! Rage hit so hard I thought the ring was going to give way! Hawk makes the cover
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Ring announcer Tony Chimmel announces “Ladies and Gentlemen Rage (BRM) has been eliminated from the match up”
Reaver now goes to the outside to pull the somewhat groggy looking Ice Blaster into the ring, the odds are now stacked hopelessly against Ice Blaster as an obvious pact has been formed between Reaver and Hawk. Reaver hits a textbook verticle suplex on Ice Blaster as Hawk looks on. Ice Blaster is down on the ground not moving. Reaver motions to hawk that it is his turn and Hawk duly complies with a leg drop.
Whats this though? Here comes the cavalry! Kid Rock is racing to the ring to help out IB! Kid Rock races through the ropes, but is met by a thundering chairshot to the head from our referee! The Hardcore Gorilla strikes again as Kid Rock slumps back through the ropes and into a heap on the outside. However Ice Blaster has been left alone momentarily as Hawk and Reaver watched Kid Rock make his way to the ring. This is the just the distraction he needed as he hits Reaver with a crunching low blow! As Hawk turns around he is met by the Ice On Fire! IB goes for the cover and the Cong Man has no option but to count, although he odes this rather slowly
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“Ladies and Gentleman Hawk (AfroJoe) has been eliminated from the match!”
Ice Blaster is now a house of fire as he drags Reaver back to his feet. He whips Reaver off the ropes and hit a deep Japanese arm-drag on the commissioner. Now IB bounces off the ropes and hits a corkscrew elbow drop on the fallen Reaver. Reaver staggers back to his feet determined not to stay down and is hit by a snap suplex! Ice blaster has held on to the front facelock and drags Reaver back up for another snap suplex, again he holds on and drags Reaver back to his feet, but this time hits a face buster suplex! Ice Blaster goes for the cover, but The Cong Man is too busy eating a banana to make the count! He eventually drops for the count, but as a result of this delay Reaver is a able to roll the shoulder at one!
Ice Blaster fires an icy stare in the direction of our ‘referee’ but decides that following up on Reaver is more important, he points to the turnbuckles and as the crowd go mad he ascends to the very top, Reaver has staggered back to his feet and as he turns back towards Ice Blaster he gets hit right in the face with a missile drop-kick! Ice Blaster turns away to show boat to the fans! Giving Reaver just enough time to regain his footing, but he is met by a swift kick to the mod-section from IB, this doubles the commisioner up and IB immediately underhooks both arms, he’s got him set for the Ice Block! CLANG!!! The Cong Man with another vile chair shot, this time to ice Blaster, no ice block today!
Meanwhile, Kid Rock has regained his sense on the outside and races in to help Ice blaster out once again! Kid rock is racing across the ring, but he’s stepped on the banana skin that the Cong Man dropped and he’s gone flying right onto his back! Reaver picks IB up and lands a running powerbomb. The Cong Man counts 1,2,th.. Fast count! But IB kick out regardless! What heart shown by IB! But Reaver hooks him and hits the DDT driver! 123 Another fast count but this time he’s got him!
“Ladies and gentleman your winner of the match, Reaver!”
Congratulations to Ant and erm, myself :P
Commiserations to BRM, AJ, IB and also strangely, Kid Rock
Thanks for reading
The arena fills with the sound of smashing ice and Ice Blaster makes his way out from beneath the TitanTron to wildy cheering from the fans. “Hey , don’t be shy here, if you want me why didn’t you just say?” Back in the ring, Reaver rapidly removes his suit revealing his wrestling gear underneath. Ice Blaster rushes the ring…these two aren’t going to wait for our other competitors, they’re going at it in the centre of the ring!
The sound of a menacing monotone drum fills the arena, which soon makes way to a wall of noise as Hawk (AfroJoe) makes his way slowly and menacingly to the ring. Ice Blaster and Reaver (Ant) continue to trade punches in the ring as Hawk makes his way over to them in what seem like slow motion. Hawk looks at the duelling twosome for a few seconds, before grabbing them both by the back of their heads and govong them a double-nogin-knocker! IB and reaver slump to the floor.
Suddenly the lights go out! No one has any idea of what is going on as a few seconds of darkness stretch out for what seems like an eternity.…
The lights are back on as suddenly as the went out and whats this? Rage (BRM) is stood right behind Hawk! Hearing the fans cheer Hawk (AJ) has a sudden realisation and reaches backwards, feeling the huge behemoth stood behind him, but before he has chance to turn around Rage hits him with an inverted DDT! He goes for the cover
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we could have counted to ten, but there is no referee yet!
Suddenly the arena is filled with the sound of The Chemical brothers ‘It Began In Afrika’ as a familiar looking gorilla makes his way out from underneath the TitanTron complete with a referees shirt! Is this going to be our first non-human refereed match? It sure looks like it. By now Reaver (Ant) and Ice Blaster have just about recovered there senses enough to be swinging their arms at each other despite the fact they are both still lying down! They bothe haul themselves back onto their knees and trade punches from this position! As the Hardcore Gorilla attempts to separate this brawl. Hawk hits Rage with a low blow! He follows up this illegally gained advantage by hitting the gargantuan with a big boot right to the face! He now goes up to the top rope and hits a huge elbow drop. He now goes for the pin…the Hardcore Gorilla (Cong Man) is a little slow getting down for the count and this lets rage get his shoulder up at two. Hawk gets right into The Cong Man’s face.
Meanwhile Reaver (Ant) has clothes-lined Ice Blaster right the way over the top rope! As IB hits the ground his momentum takes him spine first into the Spanish ring announcers’ table and he lies writhing in obvious discomfort on the ground. Reaver now turns and helps Hawk to beat down the huge Rage. This newly formed two-some whip the big man off the ropes, but as he bounces back he hit a double clothesline knocking both men flying! Rage begins beating down on Reaver, unleashing a flurry of huge soup-bowl like fists at the helpless Commissioner. He then sticks his boot right into Reaver’s gut and hit the Alley-Oop! That looked painful, surely this one is all over for the commisioner? But as rage lumbers over to make the pin, Hawk again lands another low blow on the big man. On the outside Ice blaster is up to his knees but is still in obvious discomofort.
Back in the ring Reaver (Ant) and Hawk (AJ) stomp the living hell out of the downed Rage, before, in a great display of power, Hawk pulls Rage back to his feet before lifting him onto his shoulders. Reaver goes up to the top rope and a picture perfect Doomsday device! Rage hit so hard I thought the ring was going to give way! Hawk makes the cover
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Ring announcer Tony Chimmel announces “Ladies and Gentlemen Rage (BRM) has been eliminated from the match up”
Reaver now goes to the outside to pull the somewhat groggy looking Ice Blaster into the ring, the odds are now stacked hopelessly against Ice Blaster as an obvious pact has been formed between Reaver and Hawk. Reaver hits a textbook verticle suplex on Ice Blaster as Hawk looks on. Ice Blaster is down on the ground not moving. Reaver motions to hawk that it is his turn and Hawk duly complies with a leg drop.
Whats this though? Here comes the cavalry! Kid Rock is racing to the ring to help out IB! Kid Rock races through the ropes, but is met by a thundering chairshot to the head from our referee! The Hardcore Gorilla strikes again as Kid Rock slumps back through the ropes and into a heap on the outside. However Ice Blaster has been left alone momentarily as Hawk and Reaver watched Kid Rock make his way to the ring. This is the just the distraction he needed as he hits Reaver with a crunching low blow! As Hawk turns around he is met by the Ice On Fire! IB goes for the cover and the Cong Man has no option but to count, although he odes this rather slowly
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“Ladies and Gentleman Hawk (AfroJoe) has been eliminated from the match!”
Ice Blaster is now a house of fire as he drags Reaver back to his feet. He whips Reaver off the ropes and hit a deep Japanese arm-drag on the commissioner. Now IB bounces off the ropes and hits a corkscrew elbow drop on the fallen Reaver. Reaver staggers back to his feet determined not to stay down and is hit by a snap suplex! Ice blaster has held on to the front facelock and drags Reaver back up for another snap suplex, again he holds on and drags Reaver back to his feet, but this time hits a face buster suplex! Ice Blaster goes for the cover, but The Cong Man is too busy eating a banana to make the count! He eventually drops for the count, but as a result of this delay Reaver is a able to roll the shoulder at one!
Ice Blaster fires an icy stare in the direction of our ‘referee’ but decides that following up on Reaver is more important, he points to the turnbuckles and as the crowd go mad he ascends to the very top, Reaver has staggered back to his feet and as he turns back towards Ice Blaster he gets hit right in the face with a missile drop-kick! Ice Blaster turns away to show boat to the fans! Giving Reaver just enough time to regain his footing, but he is met by a swift kick to the mod-section from IB, this doubles the commisioner up and IB immediately underhooks both arms, he’s got him set for the Ice Block! CLANG!!! The Cong Man with another vile chair shot, this time to ice Blaster, no ice block today!
Meanwhile, Kid Rock has regained his sense on the outside and races in to help Ice blaster out once again! Kid rock is racing across the ring, but he’s stepped on the banana skin that the Cong Man dropped and he’s gone flying right onto his back! Reaver picks IB up and lands a running powerbomb. The Cong Man counts 1,2,th.. Fast count! But IB kick out regardless! What heart shown by IB! But Reaver hooks him and hits the DDT driver! 123 Another fast count but this time he’s got him!
“Ladies and gentleman your winner of the match, Reaver!”
Congratulations to Ant and erm, myself :P
Commiserations to BRM, AJ, IB and also strangely, Kid Rock
Thanks for reading
The Cong Man wrote:
I think Ice
> Blaster and Reaver need a grudge match too...how about a tag team grudge match?
> Faces IB and KR against heels Me and Ant, in good old Raw two matches squeezed
> into one style?
Wahey, next week's card is gonna rule!
I think Ice
> Blaster and Reaver need a grudge match too...how about a tag team grudge match?
> Faces IB and KR against heels Me and Ant, in good old Raw two matches squeezed
> into one style?
Wahey, next week's card is gonna rule!
The Cong Man wrote:
> Ice Blaster wrote:
> Ant wrote:
> LOL!!! Great match there Cong Man,
> full of tension, drama,
> humour and
> bananas!
And I won!! Reaver
> rules!!
I think Kid Rock and
> the Hardcore
> Gorilla need a grudge
> match...
Just coz the Bannans were
> on your side!!
I think Ice
> Blaster and Reaver need a grudge match too...how about a tag team grudge match?
> Faces IB and KR against heels Me and Ant, in good old Raw two matches squeezed
> into one style?
Sounds good to me!!
> Ice Blaster wrote:
> Ant wrote:
> LOL!!! Great match there Cong Man,
> full of tension, drama,
> humour and
> bananas!
And I won!! Reaver
> rules!!
I think Kid Rock and
> the Hardcore
> Gorilla need a grudge
> match...
Just coz the Bannans were
> on your side!!
I think Ice
> Blaster and Reaver need a grudge match too...how about a tag team grudge match?
> Faces IB and KR against heels Me and Ant, in good old Raw two matches squeezed
> into one style?
Sounds good to me!!
Good match Cong Man. These CAW matches are coming along nicely.
Damn! Still not won a match. That was good to read anyway. *Strains* ME ...... ..... NEED ...... ..... WIN!!!
Ice Blaster wrote:
> Ant wrote:
> LOL!!! Great match there Cong Man, full of tension, drama,
> humour and
> bananas!
And I won!! Reaver rules!!
I think Kid Rock and
> the Hardcore
> Gorilla need a grudge match...
Just coz the Bannans were
> on your side!!
I think Ice Blaster and Reaver need a grudge match too...how about a tag team grudge match? Faces IB and KR against heels Me and Ant, in good old Raw two matches squeezed into one style?
> Ant wrote:
> LOL!!! Great match there Cong Man, full of tension, drama,
> humour and
> bananas!
And I won!! Reaver rules!!
I think Kid Rock and
> the Hardcore
> Gorilla need a grudge match...
Just coz the Bannans were
> on your side!!
I think Ice Blaster and Reaver need a grudge match too...how about a tag team grudge match? Faces IB and KR against heels Me and Ant, in good old Raw two matches squeezed into one style?
Ant wrote:
> LOL!!! Great match there Cong Man, full of tension, drama, humour and
> bananas!
And I won!! Reaver rules!!
I think Kid Rock and the Hardcore
> Gorilla need a grudge match...
Just coz the Bannans were on your side!!
> LOL!!! Great match there Cong Man, full of tension, drama, humour and
> bananas!
And I won!! Reaver rules!!
I think Kid Rock and the Hardcore
> Gorilla need a grudge match...
Just coz the Bannans were on your side!!
LOL!!! Great match there Cong Man, full of tension, drama, humour and bananas!
And I won!! Reaver rules!!
I think Kid Rock and the Hardcore Gorilla need a grudge match...
And I won!! Reaver rules!!
I think Kid Rock and the Hardcore Gorilla need a grudge match...
Screw you and your fast counts:d
Nah, good match son, I pinned Afro JoE!!!
Nah, good match son, I pinned Afro JoE!!!
Brilliant match Cong Man! Nice to see The Hardcore Gorilla (Who eats banana's in the middle of matches) and Kid Rock to make an appearance. Funny match (As in humour)
Well done to our Commish, ANThony (Reaver). Commiserations to BRM, Ice Blaster and AfroJoe. ;)
Well done to our Commish, ANThony (Reaver). Commiserations to BRM, Ice Blaster and AfroJoe. ;)
BANG!!! An explosion of pyro from the stage is followed by a strangely haunting music as WWF Forum Commisioner Reaver (Ant) makes his way to the ring, dressed in a fine white suit with microphone in hand. He is greeted by ritual booing from the fans. “Shut up would ya?” Ant begins...to a chorus of even louder boos. “ I have come to the ring tonight to address some of the injustices in this federation. Firstly and most importantly the fact that since we came to this federation, us Special Reserve wrestlers have been under-utilised, despite our obvious talents. I intend to address this by having a fatal four-way match tonight in this very ring!.” The fans cheer wildly. “Secondly, there is a young scallywag in the back by the name of Ice Blaster who has been running around telling everyone that he should be commissioner here and for this reason he will be involved in this fatal-four way”
The arena fills with the sound of smashing ice and Ice Blaster makes his way out from beneath the TitanTron to wildy cheering from the fans. “Hey , don’t be shy here, if you want me why didn’t you just say?” Back in the ring, Reaver rapidly removes his suit revealing his wrestling gear underneath. Ice Blaster rushes the ring…these two aren’t going to wait for our other competitors, they’re going at it in the centre of the ring!
The sound of a menacing monotone drum fills the arena, which soon makes way to a wall of noise as Hawk (AfroJoe) makes his way slowly and menacingly to the ring. Ice Blaster and Reaver (Ant) continue to trade punches in the ring as Hawk makes his way over to them in what seem like slow motion. Hawk looks at the duelling twosome for a few seconds, before grabbing them both by the back of their heads and govong them a double-nogin-knocker! IB and reaver slump to the floor.
Suddenly the lights go out! No one has any idea of what is going on as a few seconds of darkness stretch out for what seems like an eternity.…
The lights are back on as suddenly as the went out and whats this? Rage (BRM) is stood right behind Hawk! Hearing the fans cheer Hawk (AJ) has a sudden realisation and reaches backwards, feeling the huge behemoth stood behind him, but before he has chance to turn around Rage hits him with an inverted DDT! He goes for the cover
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we could have counted to ten, but there is no referee yet!
Suddenly the arena is filled with the sound of The Chemical brothers ‘It Began In Afrika’ as a familiar looking gorilla makes his way out from underneath the TitanTron complete with a referees shirt! Is this going to be our first non-human refereed match? It sure looks like it. By now Reaver (Ant) and Ice Blaster have just about recovered there senses enough to be swinging their arms at each other despite the fact they are both still lying down! They bothe haul themselves back onto their knees and trade punches from this position! As the Hardcore Gorilla attempts to separate this brawl. Hawk hits Rage with a low blow! He follows up this illegally gained advantage by hitting the gargantuan with a big boot right to the face! He now goes up to the top rope and hits a huge elbow drop. He now goes for the pin…the Hardcore Gorilla (Cong Man) is a little slow getting down for the count and this lets rage get his shoulder up at two. Hawk gets right into The Cong Man’s face.
Meanwhile Reaver (Ant) has clothes-lined Ice Blaster right the way over the top rope! As IB hits the ground his momentum takes him spine first into the Spanish ring announcers’ table and he lies writhing in obvious discomfort on the ground. Reaver now turns and helps Hawk to beat down the huge Rage. This newly formed two-some whip the big man off the ropes, but as he bounces back he hit a double clothesline knocking both men flying! Rage begins beating down on Reaver, unleashing a flurry of huge soup-bowl like fists at the helpless Commissioner. He then sticks his boot right into Reaver’s gut and hit the Alley-Oop! That looked painful, surely this one is all over for the commisioner? But as rage lumbers over to make the pin, Hawk again lands another low blow on the big man. On the outside Ice blaster is up to his knees but is still in obvious discomofort.
Back in the ring Reaver (Ant) and Hawk (AJ) stomp the living hell out of the downed Rage, before, in a great display of power, Hawk pulls Rage back to his feet before lifting him onto his shoulders. Reaver goes up to the top rope and a picture perfect Doomsday device! Rage hit so hard I thought the ring was going to give way! Hawk makes the cover
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Ring announcer Tony Chimmel announces “Ladies and Gentlemen Rage (BRM) has been eliminated from the match up”
Reaver now goes to the outside to pull the somewhat groggy looking Ice Blaster into the ring, the odds are now stacked hopelessly against Ice Blaster as an obvious pact has been formed between Reaver and Hawk. Reaver hits a textbook verticle suplex on Ice Blaster as Hawk looks on. Ice Blaster is down on the ground not moving. Reaver motions to hawk that it is his turn and Hawk duly complies with a leg drop.
Whats this though? Here comes the cavalry! Kid Rock is racing to the ring to help out IB! Kid Rock races through the ropes, but is met by a thundering chairshot to the head from our referee! The Hardcore Gorilla strikes again as Kid Rock slumps back through the ropes and into a heap on the outside. However Ice Blaster has been left alone momentarily as Hawk and Reaver watched Kid Rock make his way to the ring. This is the just the distraction he needed as he hits Reaver with a crunching low blow! As Hawk turns around he is met by the Ice On Fire! IB goes for the cover and the Cong Man has no option but to count, although he odes this rather slowly
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“Ladies and Gentleman Hawk (AfroJoe) has been eliminated from the match!”
Ice Blaster is now a house of fire as he drags Reaver back to his feet. He whips Reaver off the ropes and hit a deep Japanese arm-drag on the commissioner. Now IB bounces off the ropes and hits a corkscrew elbow drop on the fallen Reaver. Reaver staggers back to his feet determined not to stay down and is hit by a snap suplex! Ice blaster has held on to the front facelock and drags Reaver back up for another snap suplex, again he holds on and drags Reaver back to his feet, but this time hits a face buster suplex! Ice Blaster goes for the cover, but The Cong Man is too busy eating a banana to make the count! He eventually drops for the count, but as a result of this delay Reaver is a able to roll the shoulder at one!
Ice Blaster fires an icy stare in the direction of our ‘referee’ but decides that following up on Reaver is more important, he points to the turnbuckles and as the crowd go mad he ascends to the very top, Reaver has staggered back to his feet and as he turns back towards Ice Blaster he gets hit right in the face with a missile drop-kick! Ice Blaster turns away to show boat to the fans! Giving Reaver just enough time to regain his footing, but he is met by a swift kick to the mod-section from IB, this doubles the commisioner up and IB immediately underhooks both arms, he’s got him set for the Ice Block! CLANG!!! The Cong Man with another vile chair shot, this time to ice Blaster, no ice block today!
Meanwhile, Kid Rock has regained his sense on the outside and races in to help Ice blaster out once again! Kid rock is racing across the ring, but he’s stepped on the banana skin that the Cong Man dropped and he’s gone flying right onto his back! Reaver picks IB up and lands a running powerbomb. The Cong Man counts 1,2,th.. Fast count! But IB kick out regardless! What heart shown by IB! But Reaver hooks him and hits the DDT driver! 123 Another fast count but this time he’s got him!
“Ladies and gentleman your winner of the match, Reaver!”
Congratulations to Ant and erm, myself :P
Commiserations to BRM, AJ, IB and also strangely, Kid Rock
Thanks for reading
The arena fills with the sound of smashing ice and Ice Blaster makes his way out from beneath the TitanTron to wildy cheering from the fans. “Hey , don’t be shy here, if you want me why didn’t you just say?” Back in the ring, Reaver rapidly removes his suit revealing his wrestling gear underneath. Ice Blaster rushes the ring…these two aren’t going to wait for our other competitors, they’re going at it in the centre of the ring!
The sound of a menacing monotone drum fills the arena, which soon makes way to a wall of noise as Hawk (AfroJoe) makes his way slowly and menacingly to the ring. Ice Blaster and Reaver (Ant) continue to trade punches in the ring as Hawk makes his way over to them in what seem like slow motion. Hawk looks at the duelling twosome for a few seconds, before grabbing them both by the back of their heads and govong them a double-nogin-knocker! IB and reaver slump to the floor.
Suddenly the lights go out! No one has any idea of what is going on as a few seconds of darkness stretch out for what seems like an eternity.…
The lights are back on as suddenly as the went out and whats this? Rage (BRM) is stood right behind Hawk! Hearing the fans cheer Hawk (AJ) has a sudden realisation and reaches backwards, feeling the huge behemoth stood behind him, but before he has chance to turn around Rage hits him with an inverted DDT! He goes for the cover
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6
we could have counted to ten, but there is no referee yet!
Suddenly the arena is filled with the sound of The Chemical brothers ‘It Began In Afrika’ as a familiar looking gorilla makes his way out from underneath the TitanTron complete with a referees shirt! Is this going to be our first non-human refereed match? It sure looks like it. By now Reaver (Ant) and Ice Blaster have just about recovered there senses enough to be swinging their arms at each other despite the fact they are both still lying down! They bothe haul themselves back onto their knees and trade punches from this position! As the Hardcore Gorilla attempts to separate this brawl. Hawk hits Rage with a low blow! He follows up this illegally gained advantage by hitting the gargantuan with a big boot right to the face! He now goes up to the top rope and hits a huge elbow drop. He now goes for the pin…the Hardcore Gorilla (Cong Man) is a little slow getting down for the count and this lets rage get his shoulder up at two. Hawk gets right into The Cong Man’s face.
Meanwhile Reaver (Ant) has clothes-lined Ice Blaster right the way over the top rope! As IB hits the ground his momentum takes him spine first into the Spanish ring announcers’ table and he lies writhing in obvious discomfort on the ground. Reaver now turns and helps Hawk to beat down the huge Rage. This newly formed two-some whip the big man off the ropes, but as he bounces back he hit a double clothesline knocking both men flying! Rage begins beating down on Reaver, unleashing a flurry of huge soup-bowl like fists at the helpless Commissioner. He then sticks his boot right into Reaver’s gut and hit the Alley-Oop! That looked painful, surely this one is all over for the commisioner? But as rage lumbers over to make the pin, Hawk again lands another low blow on the big man. On the outside Ice blaster is up to his knees but is still in obvious discomofort.
Back in the ring Reaver (Ant) and Hawk (AJ) stomp the living hell out of the downed Rage, before, in a great display of power, Hawk pulls Rage back to his feet before lifting him onto his shoulders. Reaver goes up to the top rope and a picture perfect Doomsday device! Rage hit so hard I thought the ring was going to give way! Hawk makes the cover
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2
3.
Ring announcer Tony Chimmel announces “Ladies and Gentlemen Rage (BRM) has been eliminated from the match up”
Reaver now goes to the outside to pull the somewhat groggy looking Ice Blaster into the ring, the odds are now stacked hopelessly against Ice Blaster as an obvious pact has been formed between Reaver and Hawk. Reaver hits a textbook verticle suplex on Ice Blaster as Hawk looks on. Ice Blaster is down on the ground not moving. Reaver motions to hawk that it is his turn and Hawk duly complies with a leg drop.
Whats this though? Here comes the cavalry! Kid Rock is racing to the ring to help out IB! Kid Rock races through the ropes, but is met by a thundering chairshot to the head from our referee! The Hardcore Gorilla strikes again as Kid Rock slumps back through the ropes and into a heap on the outside. However Ice Blaster has been left alone momentarily as Hawk and Reaver watched Kid Rock make his way to the ring. This is the just the distraction he needed as he hits Reaver with a crunching low blow! As Hawk turns around he is met by the Ice On Fire! IB goes for the cover and the Cong Man has no option but to count, although he odes this rather slowly
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“Ladies and Gentleman Hawk (AfroJoe) has been eliminated from the match!”
Ice Blaster is now a house of fire as he drags Reaver back to his feet. He whips Reaver off the ropes and hit a deep Japanese arm-drag on the commissioner. Now IB bounces off the ropes and hits a corkscrew elbow drop on the fallen Reaver. Reaver staggers back to his feet determined not to stay down and is hit by a snap suplex! Ice blaster has held on to the front facelock and drags Reaver back up for another snap suplex, again he holds on and drags Reaver back to his feet, but this time hits a face buster suplex! Ice Blaster goes for the cover, but The Cong Man is too busy eating a banana to make the count! He eventually drops for the count, but as a result of this delay Reaver is a able to roll the shoulder at one!
Ice Blaster fires an icy stare in the direction of our ‘referee’ but decides that following up on Reaver is more important, he points to the turnbuckles and as the crowd go mad he ascends to the very top, Reaver has staggered back to his feet and as he turns back towards Ice Blaster he gets hit right in the face with a missile drop-kick! Ice Blaster turns away to show boat to the fans! Giving Reaver just enough time to regain his footing, but he is met by a swift kick to the mod-section from IB, this doubles the commisioner up and IB immediately underhooks both arms, he’s got him set for the Ice Block! CLANG!!! The Cong Man with another vile chair shot, this time to ice Blaster, no ice block today!
Meanwhile, Kid Rock has regained his sense on the outside and races in to help Ice blaster out once again! Kid rock is racing across the ring, but he’s stepped on the banana skin that the Cong Man dropped and he’s gone flying right onto his back! Reaver picks IB up and lands a running powerbomb. The Cong Man counts 1,2,th.. Fast count! But IB kick out regardless! What heart shown by IB! But Reaver hooks him and hits the DDT driver! 123 Another fast count but this time he’s got him!
“Ladies and gentleman your winner of the match, Reaver!”
Congratulations to Ant and erm, myself :P
Commiserations to BRM, AJ, IB and also strangely, Kid Rock
Thanks for reading