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We all have someone special in our life, and for all of us, that special someone is a girl. This post is dedicated to those dames, which have kept us going for so long.
My girl's fairly old. She used to have quite an under-developed look about her, but now she's the prettiest around. So what if she's a bit butch. Aren't all girls just men with their balls in a different place? Exactly. She obviously has a lot of deep emotional troubles, she hides behind a metaphorical visor, always unsure, but hey, I dig insecure chicks. She isn't really afraid to show people how she feels, and will often take quite an objective and physical attitude towards life. My only worry for her, is that in her life, she keeps on reaching something great, then for some reason, she'll backtrack again, to a previous point in her life. Seemingly self destructive, when she re-enters a room, the demons of her past "respawn", one could say, to disturb her again. When she enters a sticky situation, she'll often curl up into a foetal position, but the good bits of her shine through. Though she may be slightly unstable, she'll always be completely honest and when an explosion lights up her pretty face, then you know that it was worthwhile for sticking with your girl.
My girl's amazing, always there for me and constantly on the go. She doesn't speak much, but she gives a lot of leeway for you to interpret her however you want. Some people have called her a sl*t, others have just said, she has really loose boobs, but they're missing the point. She is the most beautiful girl I've ever seen: Her legs move at the equivalant of 900 MHz, her breasts take up a delicious 2 GB and her hair is smoother than the finest fibre optic cable. She's always taking chances, and recently, she's taking a liking to gambling and playing with balls with her friends. Always on the edge, she's obsessed with her image and family honour, She'll fight her own dad if he acts paedophilic, and if someone says that her clothing is actually impossible, then she'll fight them. She may be a bit violent, but I need someone to fight my own inner battles for me. The only problem I can see with her, is that to access the best in her, you have to maintain to a strict set of rules, some seemingly impossible, others, you just keep on tapping the same phrase to her. I suppose that's the price I paid, for telling her when I first met her that I was 99 years old.
My girls the best of all. Unfortunately, she's commonly misinterpreted as a glucose guzzling fool, but I've seen her different side. Whenever she's away from the public, she almost sprints and jumps and shoots inside her own house. She's always got the same expression on her face, but I'm cool with that, as I find her beautiful. She won the lottery a while ago, henceforth she became slightly aristocratic, and hired an incessantly scary butler who follows her around with a cup of tea. It seems that everyone wants a piece of her, even Hollywood, but I'm smug in the knowledge that she loves me. Nevertheless, there are some things about her, which most people don't care about, but I find scary. Whenever she wants to turn around, it always takes her around five seconds and then she's got the wrong alignment to sprint and jump then hang on to me, she often takes many attempts at this and only by luck reaches me. Last year, we went to buy a pet. When she entered the shop, her arms violently twitched into the direction of each animal seemingly without warning, and she kept on jumping backwards. I don't care, I like a girl with class, and she has a lot of that. She can do anything, I bet that she could take loads of bullets before dying. She's always there for me when I'm feeling casual, and she's never let me down.
Melancholy.
My girl's fairly old. She used to have quite an under-developed look about her, but now she's the prettiest around. So what if she's a bit butch. Aren't all girls just men with their balls in a different place? Exactly. She obviously has a lot of deep emotional troubles, she hides behind a metaphorical visor, always unsure, but hey, I dig insecure chicks. She isn't really afraid to show people how she feels, and will often take quite an objective and physical attitude towards life. My only worry for her, is that in her life, she keeps on reaching something great, then for some reason, she'll backtrack again, to a previous point in her life. Seemingly self destructive, when she re-enters a room, the demons of her past "respawn", one could say, to disturb her again. When she enters a sticky situation, she'll often curl up into a foetal position, but the good bits of her shine through. Though she may be slightly unstable, she'll always be completely honest and when an explosion lights up her pretty face, then you know that it was worthwhile for sticking with your girl.
My girl's amazing, always there for me and constantly on the go. She doesn't speak much, but she gives a lot of leeway for you to interpret her however you want. Some people have called her a sl*t, others have just said, she has really loose boobs, but they're missing the point. She is the most beautiful girl I've ever seen: Her legs move at the equivalant of 900 MHz, her breasts take up a delicious 2 GB and her hair is smoother than the finest fibre optic cable. She's always taking chances, and recently, she's taking a liking to gambling and playing with balls with her friends. Always on the edge, she's obsessed with her image and family honour, She'll fight her own dad if he acts paedophilic, and if someone says that her clothing is actually impossible, then she'll fight them. She may be a bit violent, but I need someone to fight my own inner battles for me. The only problem I can see with her, is that to access the best in her, you have to maintain to a strict set of rules, some seemingly impossible, others, you just keep on tapping the same phrase to her. I suppose that's the price I paid, for telling her when I first met her that I was 99 years old.
My girls the best of all. Unfortunately, she's commonly misinterpreted as a glucose guzzling fool, but I've seen her different side. Whenever she's away from the public, she almost sprints and jumps and shoots inside her own house. She's always got the same expression on her face, but I'm cool with that, as I find her beautiful. She won the lottery a while ago, henceforth she became slightly aristocratic, and hired an incessantly scary butler who follows her around with a cup of tea. It seems that everyone wants a piece of her, even Hollywood, but I'm smug in the knowledge that she loves me. Nevertheless, there are some things about her, which most people don't care about, but I find scary. Whenever she wants to turn around, it always takes her around five seconds and then she's got the wrong alignment to sprint and jump then hang on to me, she often takes many attempts at this and only by luck reaches me. Last year, we went to buy a pet. When she entered the shop, her arms violently twitched into the direction of each animal seemingly without warning, and she kept on jumping backwards. I don't care, I like a girl with class, and she has a lot of that. She can do anything, I bet that she could take loads of bullets before dying. She's always there for me when I'm feeling casual, and she's never let me down.
Melancholy.
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Yes.
i hope your only talking about your own 'chicken'
Yes.
Emotional GC owner.
Stat obsessed Xbox owner,
And casual PS2 gamer.
And yes, it is purely comedic, as the whole polygonal chick thing really doesn't do it for me.
Chickens on the other hand....
Emotional GC owner.
Stat obsessed Xbox owner,
And casual PS2 gamer.
And yes, it is purely comedic, as the whole polygonal chick thing really doesn't do it for me.
Chickens on the other hand....
your girl indeed
Good post. As long as it's written from a theoretical and purely comedic perspective.
If that's how you actually think, you should be shot.
If that's how you actually think, you should be shot.
I'm glad some people blindly follow me.
BLAHpro wrote:
> Not all the girls here are lesbians...
Made me laugh. Don't know why.
And I enjoyed the post. I think I understand what you were trying to say with this one, screw the people who put you down. Some of the people here are cretins.
> Not all the girls here are lesbians...
Made me laugh. Don't know why.
And I enjoyed the post. I think I understand what you were trying to say with this one, screw the people who put you down. Some of the people here are cretins.
sigh.
Thats a bit generous...
What is the point of this again?
What is the point of this again?
This is disappointingly poor.
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