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Manic Street Preachers - Christmas Message
From NME - Thrills - (i.e not true)
Nicky: Bass, bloke who writes lyrics etc
James: Vocals, Guitar
Sean: Fat drummer
Nicky: " Ok, then. We're agreed on the wording of our statement?
" We, the Manic Street Preachers condemn Christmas as a sickening capitalistic orgy that totally and despicably ignores the true significance of Christmas, which is supposed to be about the Christian message of peace and goodwill, only we don't believe in any of that because we're atheists. Not the peace and goodwill bit, but the bit about Jesus and stuff "
James: That's succinctly put, Nicky.
Nicky: Thanks. It goes on:
" Furthermore, we categorically deplore the... "
Sean: I like Christmas Nicky.
Nicky: What?
James: Bloody Hell, theres always one isn't there?
Sean: This is a statement for the band isn't it? Well I'm in the band. And I want a bit added at the end thats says something nice about Christmas
Nicky: That defeats the whole purpose... Fine. This band isn't a facist dictaorship like America, its a democracy like Cuba. Have your bloody say then:
Sean: Well
( 4 hours later )
Nicky: All right. How about:
" We, the Manic Street Preachers condemn Christmas as a sickening capitalistic orgy, blah blah blah. Except Cranberry Sauce, and nuts, and Only Fools and Horses. Although Nicky states it is appaling as it perpetuates stereotypes of the people of Peckham, but Sean thinks its nice, and James couldn;t give a toss either way "
Nicky: Will that do?
Sean: You forgot Noel Edmonds
Nicky: $&^K Noel Edmonds
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Well I find it funny :), and it took me bloody ages to write :P
From NME - Thrills - (i.e not true)
Nicky: Bass, bloke who writes lyrics etc
James: Vocals, Guitar
Sean: Fat drummer
Nicky: " Ok, then. We're agreed on the wording of our statement?
" We, the Manic Street Preachers condemn Christmas as a sickening capitalistic orgy that totally and despicably ignores the true significance of Christmas, which is supposed to be about the Christian message of peace and goodwill, only we don't believe in any of that because we're atheists. Not the peace and goodwill bit, but the bit about Jesus and stuff "
James: That's succinctly put, Nicky.
Nicky: Thanks. It goes on:
" Furthermore, we categorically deplore the... "
Sean: I like Christmas Nicky.
Nicky: What?
James: Bloody Hell, theres always one isn't there?
Sean: This is a statement for the band isn't it? Well I'm in the band. And I want a bit added at the end thats says something nice about Christmas
Nicky: That defeats the whole purpose... Fine. This band isn't a facist dictaorship like America, its a democracy like Cuba. Have your bloody say then:
Sean: Well
( 4 hours later )
Nicky: All right. How about:
" We, the Manic Street Preachers condemn Christmas as a sickening capitalistic orgy, blah blah blah. Except Cranberry Sauce, and nuts, and Only Fools and Horses. Although Nicky states it is appaling as it perpetuates stereotypes of the people of Peckham, but Sean thinks its nice, and James couldn;t give a toss either way "
Nicky: Will that do?
Sean: You forgot Noel Edmonds
Nicky: $&^K Noel Edmonds
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Well I find it funny :), and it took me bloody ages to write :P
I found both of them funny Sheepy!
Well since this got such a great responce...
Alternatively:
Fred Durst's Christmas lyrics
THE SANTA RAP
Santa/ The king of Christmas/Bigger than Jesus/ You're like an animal/ But with a beard/ You're $%ckin' weird/ Keep outta my house/ Or else I'll kick your ass/ Happy Chris-a-mas Santa.
:)
Alternatively:
Fred Durst's Christmas lyrics
THE SANTA RAP
Santa/ The king of Christmas/Bigger than Jesus/ You're like an animal/ But with a beard/ You're $%ckin' weird/ Keep outta my house/ Or else I'll kick your ass/ Happy Chris-a-mas Santa.
:)
Manic Street Preachers - Christmas Message
From NME - Thrills - (i.e not true)
Nicky: Bass, bloke who writes lyrics etc
James: Vocals, Guitar
Sean: Fat drummer
Nicky: " Ok, then. We're agreed on the wording of our statement?
" We, the Manic Street Preachers condemn Christmas as a sickening capitalistic orgy that totally and despicably ignores the true significance of Christmas, which is supposed to be about the Christian message of peace and goodwill, only we don't believe in any of that because we're atheists. Not the peace and goodwill bit, but the bit about Jesus and stuff "
James: That's succinctly put, Nicky.
Nicky: Thanks. It goes on:
" Furthermore, we categorically deplore the... "
Sean: I like Christmas Nicky.
Nicky: What?
James: Bloody Hell, theres always one isn't there?
Sean: This is a statement for the band isn't it? Well I'm in the band. And I want a bit added at the end thats says something nice about Christmas
Nicky: That defeats the whole purpose... Fine. This band isn't a facist dictaorship like America, its a democracy like Cuba. Have your bloody say then:
Sean: Well
( 4 hours later )
Nicky: All right. How about:
" We, the Manic Street Preachers condemn Christmas as a sickening capitalistic orgy, blah blah blah. Except Cranberry Sauce, and nuts, and Only Fools and Horses. Although Nicky states it is appaling as it perpetuates stereotypes of the people of Peckham, but Sean thinks its nice, and James couldn;t give a toss either way "
Nicky: Will that do?
Sean: You forgot Noel Edmonds
Nicky: $&^K Noel Edmonds
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Well I find it funny :), and it took me bloody ages to write :P
From NME - Thrills - (i.e not true)
Nicky: Bass, bloke who writes lyrics etc
James: Vocals, Guitar
Sean: Fat drummer
Nicky: " Ok, then. We're agreed on the wording of our statement?
" We, the Manic Street Preachers condemn Christmas as a sickening capitalistic orgy that totally and despicably ignores the true significance of Christmas, which is supposed to be about the Christian message of peace and goodwill, only we don't believe in any of that because we're atheists. Not the peace and goodwill bit, but the bit about Jesus and stuff "
James: That's succinctly put, Nicky.
Nicky: Thanks. It goes on:
" Furthermore, we categorically deplore the... "
Sean: I like Christmas Nicky.
Nicky: What?
James: Bloody Hell, theres always one isn't there?
Sean: This is a statement for the band isn't it? Well I'm in the band. And I want a bit added at the end thats says something nice about Christmas
Nicky: That defeats the whole purpose... Fine. This band isn't a facist dictaorship like America, its a democracy like Cuba. Have your bloody say then:
Sean: Well
( 4 hours later )
Nicky: All right. How about:
" We, the Manic Street Preachers condemn Christmas as a sickening capitalistic orgy, blah blah blah. Except Cranberry Sauce, and nuts, and Only Fools and Horses. Although Nicky states it is appaling as it perpetuates stereotypes of the people of Peckham, but Sean thinks its nice, and James couldn;t give a toss either way "
Nicky: Will that do?
Sean: You forgot Noel Edmonds
Nicky: $&^K Noel Edmonds
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Well I find it funny :), and it took me bloody ages to write :P