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You buy a gamecube and games.
You play it till your fingers drop off.
Your mum thinks you have leprosy and collapses.
As youre giving her mouth to mouth resucitation, your Dad walks in.
Your dad walks out.
As you chase him down the street he collapses.
You rush to a phone box to call an ambulance.
Only you cant dial the phone...
You play it till your fingers drop off.
Your mum thinks you have leprosy and collapses.
As youre giving her mouth to mouth resucitation, your Dad walks in.
Your dad walks out.
As you chase him down the street he collapses.
You rush to a phone box to call an ambulance.
Only you cant dial the phone...
Virgin games adverisement.
Not every one doesn't ignore the adverts Tigerblade.
The other one was about playing the double pack so much you acidently lock the cat in the microwave, 10 minutes later the bell rings.
Its the RSPCA.
You are sentanced to two years in prison and share a cell with a 15 stone animal rights activist.
But hey... you got two games for the price of one.
There was another one about playing it so much your girlfriend leaves you for your 11 year old brother, and then gets pregnant and decides to have the octopluts on American TV.
Not every one doesn't ignore the adverts Tigerblade.
The other one was about playing the double pack so much you acidently lock the cat in the microwave, 10 minutes later the bell rings.
Its the RSPCA.
You are sentanced to two years in prison and share a cell with a 15 stone animal rights activist.
But hey... you got two games for the price of one.
There was another one about playing it so much your girlfriend leaves you for your 11 year old brother, and then gets pregnant and decides to have the octopluts on American TV.
And yes I do mean Moth to Mouth, not Mouth to Mouth, what do ya think I am? Stupid?
I don't get why you would give your mum moth to mouth if all she did was faint, you normally do m 2 m if they have something blocking their lungs or throat, if they faint you have to put their feet above their head so the blood can flow back to the brain.
You buy a gamecube and games.
You play it till your fingers drop off.
Your mum thinks you have leprosy and collapses.
As youre giving her mouth to mouth resucitation, your Dad walks in.
Your dad walks out.
As you chase him down the street he collapses.
You rush to a phone box to call an ambulance.
Only you cant dial the phone...
You play it till your fingers drop off.
Your mum thinks you have leprosy and collapses.
As youre giving her mouth to mouth resucitation, your Dad walks in.
Your dad walks out.
As you chase him down the street he collapses.
You rush to a phone box to call an ambulance.
Only you cant dial the phone...