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Christmas Eve... a time traditionally associated with fun and frolics with the family. Planning to spend the time playing charades? Well don't, Kevin Smith has thoughtfully re-released his epic masterpiece 'Mallrats' a day before the birthday of Jesus Christ. Low on features it may be, though those damn yanks get a whole truckload of stuff, it is also low on price, clocking in at a mere £9.99 on a reputable DVD-selling site.
If you want some good quality entertainment this christmas take your relatives into the sitting room and sit them down with a mince pie and a cup of tea, then stick on mallrats and let the good times roll! Watch in amusement as Auntie does her Jay impression, laugh hysterically as Grandad crowbars himself into a mildly factual anecdote involving Kevin Smith. Finish the evening in style by showing off the chapter access feature included so your relatives can re-live their favourite moments again and again!
So, you've seen Jay and Silent Bob's latest outing, and you want to know where they came from? Buy 'Mallrats' on its release date of christmas eve this year. There'll be no looking back as you marvel at the witty dialogue and dark humour. Seriously, it's good stuff and if you want it then add a post asking Special Reserve to start stocking it. I won't disclose the name of the sole retailer I have found who stocks it, but if SR got it, I know who I'd buy it off...
In the words of Brodie, "My grandmother always said, 'Why buy the cow...when you get the sex for free.'"
If you want some good quality entertainment this christmas take your relatives into the sitting room and sit them down with a mince pie and a cup of tea, then stick on mallrats and let the good times roll! Watch in amusement as Auntie does her Jay impression, laugh hysterically as Grandad crowbars himself into a mildly factual anecdote involving Kevin Smith. Finish the evening in style by showing off the chapter access feature included so your relatives can re-live their favourite moments again and again!
So, you've seen Jay and Silent Bob's latest outing, and you want to know where they came from? Buy 'Mallrats' on its release date of christmas eve this year. There'll be no looking back as you marvel at the witty dialogue and dark humour. Seriously, it's good stuff and if you want it then add a post asking Special Reserve to start stocking it. I won't disclose the name of the sole retailer I have found who stocks it, but if SR got it, I know who I'd buy it off...
In the words of Brodie, "My grandmother always said, 'Why buy the cow...when you get the sex for free.'"
"That kid is BACK on the ESCULATOR AGAIN!"
S:You wanna say something?
B:Yeah! About a million things, but I can't express myself monosyllabically enough for you to understand it all.
B:Yeah! About a million things, but I can't express myself monosyllabically enough for you to understand it all.
"You tell him Steve-Dave!"
(phrase in all of Smith's movies so far)
(phrase in all of Smith's movies so far)
"How the hell else am I going to get the gerbil out?"
Christmas Eve... a time traditionally associated with fun and frolics with the family. Planning to spend the time playing charades? Well don't, Kevin Smith has thoughtfully re-released his epic masterpiece 'Mallrats' a day before the birthday of Jesus Christ. Low on features it may be, though those damn yanks get a whole truckload of stuff, it is also low on price, clocking in at a mere £9.99 on a reputable DVD-selling site.
If you want some good quality entertainment this christmas take your relatives into the sitting room and sit them down with a mince pie and a cup of tea, then stick on mallrats and let the good times roll! Watch in amusement as Auntie does her Jay impression, laugh hysterically as Grandad crowbars himself into a mildly factual anecdote involving Kevin Smith. Finish the evening in style by showing off the chapter access feature included so your relatives can re-live their favourite moments again and again!
So, you've seen Jay and Silent Bob's latest outing, and you want to know where they came from? Buy 'Mallrats' on its release date of christmas eve this year. There'll be no looking back as you marvel at the witty dialogue and dark humour. Seriously, it's good stuff and if you want it then add a post asking Special Reserve to start stocking it. I won't disclose the name of the sole retailer I have found who stocks it, but if SR got it, I know who I'd buy it off...
In the words of Brodie, "My grandmother always said, 'Why buy the cow...when you get the sex for free.'"
If you want some good quality entertainment this christmas take your relatives into the sitting room and sit them down with a mince pie and a cup of tea, then stick on mallrats and let the good times roll! Watch in amusement as Auntie does her Jay impression, laugh hysterically as Grandad crowbars himself into a mildly factual anecdote involving Kevin Smith. Finish the evening in style by showing off the chapter access feature included so your relatives can re-live their favourite moments again and again!
So, you've seen Jay and Silent Bob's latest outing, and you want to know where they came from? Buy 'Mallrats' on its release date of christmas eve this year. There'll be no looking back as you marvel at the witty dialogue and dark humour. Seriously, it's good stuff and if you want it then add a post asking Special Reserve to start stocking it. I won't disclose the name of the sole retailer I have found who stocks it, but if SR got it, I know who I'd buy it off...
In the words of Brodie, "My grandmother always said, 'Why buy the cow...when you get the sex for free.'"