i'll get the ball rolling...
I'm not as think as you confused I am.
Pardon me - but you look like an immigrant to me. (a friend of mines)
so any takers?
Ant - If I'd known he was going to stab me I wouldn't have offered him a knife in the first place.
Man with Dog ---Loving someone is torture until that someone loves you back. (man with dog-Talksport nightly phone ins. Anyone who likes Ian Collins will know what I am on about)
I used to have loads of good ones such as Bum Fluff
Rhymes with Phil...
'Save trees, eat beavers'