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Several hours ago, two men were spotted on CCTV suspiciously scaling the secluded outskirts of the Sony Computer Entertainment Ltd building, and it just so happened to be that the workers had the day off. It was thought at first by the camera security supervisors that these two men were merely admirers of the beautiful architecture of the building, until they remembered this location was to be private and not to be found or uncovered by anyone. From this, they immediately came to the conclusion that these men had to be part of a private and skilled organisation...hours after the event actually happened, as we heard they fell asleep after consuming a couple of donuts.
Both men couldn't have been too skilled though to not have realised their every action was being monitored by perfectly hidden cameras.
Moments later, one of the men was spotted walking towards the security fence's entrance to the building, while the other kept on the lookout. Then, after this man leaned towards the electrified fence, a sudden flash could be seen followed by several sparks, which clearly indicated the wishes of these villains, to infiltrate the Sony base, clearly a meaningful violation. The fence was no longer protected by the 1 million volts and both men simply used a chainsaw to break their way in.
Nevertheless, the cameras were watching all the way.
As soon as they got into the vacinity of the SCE building, they began to quarrel with each other, using certain expressions, which seemed very abusive to our expert psychologists. Soon later, they reached the actual front entrance of the building and gained access using some sort of breaching device. Unfortunately, all areas of the building give navigation to other specific areas, which helped the tresspassers continue on their venture. Once in, the two men began scanning about, but in one mostly concentrated area, which happened to be the 'Future Plans and Ideas' department, according to the Sony officials who work there. This was very unusual because most people would have headed straight to the 'Storage' department, which was clearly marked out, where millions of consoles, advanced chips and all the expensive things were kept.
This showed that the men were looking for something else valuable, personally.
In the 'Future Plans and Ideas' depo, both men were caught frantically scarting about all over the place, throwing documents and objects about like they were of very little importance to them. They did this for up to 20 minutes, until one of them stopped and clearly called the other over. They then stood next to this big table with plenty of mapped plans and ideas for up to one hour, blatantly expressing motions of interest. Moments later, the two trespassers are seen picking up these documents along with several console modelling ideas (told by the Director of Sony Computer Entertainment when shown the footage) and walking off with them. Then, as they left this vital department, one of them with black hair, mild skin and wearing golf attire was seen fleeing iratically from the other as it seemed the other was threatening him with a gun.
The other was wearing a black tuxedo, wore very thick 80s style glasses and grinned almost all the way through this event. Both men eventually left the Sony compound, separately, and only one of them held the vital goods.
After numerous assessments of this golden footage caught on the cameras of SCE Ltd, the FBI have been able to place positive identities on both men. The man wearing the black tuxedo with glasses has been identified as a one 'Bill Gates' and the other wearing the golf costume (including the hat) has been positively identified as a one 'Mr. Miyamoto'. The FBI have been sure to guard both men's homes since they uncovered the incident and until now none of them have returned to their humble abodes. This clearly means that they are still out there, separately, on the run as fugitives, guilty of violation 254 -theft of company ideas- and it is very important that they are caught, especially the one with the specs.
Please, if you have any effective evidence that will help us catch these two men, please telephone us immediately. The FBI spokesman has already told us some confidential information about the one 'Bill Gates' that links him with previous movements of world domination (that is all that can be said).
If he (and his accomplice) are not brought to justice now, we could be eating Microbix for breakfast.
Both men couldn't have been too skilled though to not have realised their every action was being monitored by perfectly hidden cameras.
Moments later, one of the men was spotted walking towards the security fence's entrance to the building, while the other kept on the lookout. Then, after this man leaned towards the electrified fence, a sudden flash could be seen followed by several sparks, which clearly indicated the wishes of these villains, to infiltrate the Sony base, clearly a meaningful violation. The fence was no longer protected by the 1 million volts and both men simply used a chainsaw to break their way in.
Nevertheless, the cameras were watching all the way.
As soon as they got into the vacinity of the SCE building, they began to quarrel with each other, using certain expressions, which seemed very abusive to our expert psychologists. Soon later, they reached the actual front entrance of the building and gained access using some sort of breaching device. Unfortunately, all areas of the building give navigation to other specific areas, which helped the tresspassers continue on their venture. Once in, the two men began scanning about, but in one mostly concentrated area, which happened to be the 'Future Plans and Ideas' department, according to the Sony officials who work there. This was very unusual because most people would have headed straight to the 'Storage' department, which was clearly marked out, where millions of consoles, advanced chips and all the expensive things were kept.
This showed that the men were looking for something else valuable, personally.
In the 'Future Plans and Ideas' depo, both men were caught frantically scarting about all over the place, throwing documents and objects about like they were of very little importance to them. They did this for up to 20 minutes, until one of them stopped and clearly called the other over. They then stood next to this big table with plenty of mapped plans and ideas for up to one hour, blatantly expressing motions of interest. Moments later, the two trespassers are seen picking up these documents along with several console modelling ideas (told by the Director of Sony Computer Entertainment when shown the footage) and walking off with them. Then, as they left this vital department, one of them with black hair, mild skin and wearing golf attire was seen fleeing iratically from the other as it seemed the other was threatening him with a gun.
The other was wearing a black tuxedo, wore very thick 80s style glasses and grinned almost all the way through this event. Both men eventually left the Sony compound, separately, and only one of them held the vital goods.
After numerous assessments of this golden footage caught on the cameras of SCE Ltd, the FBI have been able to place positive identities on both men. The man wearing the black tuxedo with glasses has been identified as a one 'Bill Gates' and the other wearing the golf costume (including the hat) has been positively identified as a one 'Mr. Miyamoto'. The FBI have been sure to guard both men's homes since they uncovered the incident and until now none of them have returned to their humble abodes. This clearly means that they are still out there, separately, on the run as fugitives, guilty of violation 254 -theft of company ideas- and it is very important that they are caught, especially the one with the specs.
Please, if you have any effective evidence that will help us catch these two men, please telephone us immediately. The FBI spokesman has already told us some confidential information about the one 'Bill Gates' that links him with previous movements of world domination (that is all that can be said).
If he (and his accomplice) are not brought to justice now, we could be eating Microbix for breakfast.
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Erm. Not sure. Just felt like it really.
Go on, admit it...
What made you think of posting a topic like this?
What gave you the idea?
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What made you think of posting a topic like this?
What gave you the idea?
:c)
Several hours ago, two men were spotted on CCTV suspiciously scaling the secluded outskirts of the Sony Computer Entertainment Ltd building, and it just so happened to be that the workers had the day off. It was thought at first by the camera security supervisors that these two men were merely admirers of the beautiful architecture of the building, until they remembered this location was to be private and not to be found or uncovered by anyone. From this, they immediately came to the conclusion that these men had to be part of a private and skilled organisation...hours after the event actually happened, as we heard they fell asleep after consuming a couple of donuts.
Both men couldn't have been too skilled though to not have realised their every action was being monitored by perfectly hidden cameras.
Moments later, one of the men was spotted walking towards the security fence's entrance to the building, while the other kept on the lookout. Then, after this man leaned towards the electrified fence, a sudden flash could be seen followed by several sparks, which clearly indicated the wishes of these villains, to infiltrate the Sony base, clearly a meaningful violation. The fence was no longer protected by the 1 million volts and both men simply used a chainsaw to break their way in.
Nevertheless, the cameras were watching all the way.
As soon as they got into the vacinity of the SCE building, they began to quarrel with each other, using certain expressions, which seemed very abusive to our expert psychologists. Soon later, they reached the actual front entrance of the building and gained access using some sort of breaching device. Unfortunately, all areas of the building give navigation to other specific areas, which helped the tresspassers continue on their venture. Once in, the two men began scanning about, but in one mostly concentrated area, which happened to be the 'Future Plans and Ideas' department, according to the Sony officials who work there. This was very unusual because most people would have headed straight to the 'Storage' department, which was clearly marked out, where millions of consoles, advanced chips and all the expensive things were kept.
This showed that the men were looking for something else valuable, personally.
In the 'Future Plans and Ideas' depo, both men were caught frantically scarting about all over the place, throwing documents and objects about like they were of very little importance to them. They did this for up to 20 minutes, until one of them stopped and clearly called the other over. They then stood next to this big table with plenty of mapped plans and ideas for up to one hour, blatantly expressing motions of interest. Moments later, the two trespassers are seen picking up these documents along with several console modelling ideas (told by the Director of Sony Computer Entertainment when shown the footage) and walking off with them. Then, as they left this vital department, one of them with black hair, mild skin and wearing golf attire was seen fleeing iratically from the other as it seemed the other was threatening him with a gun.
The other was wearing a black tuxedo, wore very thick 80s style glasses and grinned almost all the way through this event. Both men eventually left the Sony compound, separately, and only one of them held the vital goods.
After numerous assessments of this golden footage caught on the cameras of SCE Ltd, the FBI have been able to place positive identities on both men. The man wearing the black tuxedo with glasses has been identified as a one 'Bill Gates' and the other wearing the golf costume (including the hat) has been positively identified as a one 'Mr. Miyamoto'. The FBI have been sure to guard both men's homes since they uncovered the incident and until now none of them have returned to their humble abodes. This clearly means that they are still out there, separately, on the run as fugitives, guilty of violation 254 -theft of company ideas- and it is very important that they are caught, especially the one with the specs.
Please, if you have any effective evidence that will help us catch these two men, please telephone us immediately. The FBI spokesman has already told us some confidential information about the one 'Bill Gates' that links him with previous movements of world domination (that is all that can be said).
If he (and his accomplice) are not brought to justice now, we could be eating Microbix for breakfast.
Both men couldn't have been too skilled though to not have realised their every action was being monitored by perfectly hidden cameras.
Moments later, one of the men was spotted walking towards the security fence's entrance to the building, while the other kept on the lookout. Then, after this man leaned towards the electrified fence, a sudden flash could be seen followed by several sparks, which clearly indicated the wishes of these villains, to infiltrate the Sony base, clearly a meaningful violation. The fence was no longer protected by the 1 million volts and both men simply used a chainsaw to break their way in.
Nevertheless, the cameras were watching all the way.
As soon as they got into the vacinity of the SCE building, they began to quarrel with each other, using certain expressions, which seemed very abusive to our expert psychologists. Soon later, they reached the actual front entrance of the building and gained access using some sort of breaching device. Unfortunately, all areas of the building give navigation to other specific areas, which helped the tresspassers continue on their venture. Once in, the two men began scanning about, but in one mostly concentrated area, which happened to be the 'Future Plans and Ideas' department, according to the Sony officials who work there. This was very unusual because most people would have headed straight to the 'Storage' department, which was clearly marked out, where millions of consoles, advanced chips and all the expensive things were kept.
This showed that the men were looking for something else valuable, personally.
In the 'Future Plans and Ideas' depo, both men were caught frantically scarting about all over the place, throwing documents and objects about like they were of very little importance to them. They did this for up to 20 minutes, until one of them stopped and clearly called the other over. They then stood next to this big table with plenty of mapped plans and ideas for up to one hour, blatantly expressing motions of interest. Moments later, the two trespassers are seen picking up these documents along with several console modelling ideas (told by the Director of Sony Computer Entertainment when shown the footage) and walking off with them. Then, as they left this vital department, one of them with black hair, mild skin and wearing golf attire was seen fleeing iratically from the other as it seemed the other was threatening him with a gun.
The other was wearing a black tuxedo, wore very thick 80s style glasses and grinned almost all the way through this event. Both men eventually left the Sony compound, separately, and only one of them held the vital goods.
After numerous assessments of this golden footage caught on the cameras of SCE Ltd, the FBI have been able to place positive identities on both men. The man wearing the black tuxedo with glasses has been identified as a one 'Bill Gates' and the other wearing the golf costume (including the hat) has been positively identified as a one 'Mr. Miyamoto'. The FBI have been sure to guard both men's homes since they uncovered the incident and until now none of them have returned to their humble abodes. This clearly means that they are still out there, separately, on the run as fugitives, guilty of violation 254 -theft of company ideas- and it is very important that they are caught, especially the one with the specs.
Please, if you have any effective evidence that will help us catch these two men, please telephone us immediately. The FBI spokesman has already told us some confidential information about the one 'Bill Gates' that links him with previous movements of world domination (that is all that can be said).
If he (and his accomplice) are not brought to justice now, we could be eating Microbix for breakfast.