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"The end of the Iraq Crisis"

So it's official, there's going to be a war. Lots of people are going to be killed. If only Bush and Blair had come to me for advice the world might have avoided this tragedy. That's cos I would have pointed them in the direction of Capcom's new conflict-resolution sim: 'Street Fighter IV: Saddamage', then they could have battled it out like real men: using sweaty arcade sticks and a big pile of pound coins.
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The 8 playable characters are as follows (with unique special moves listed below each respectively)


TONY BLAIR: Home Level [Downing Street]

1]Sudden Resignation - Tony leaves the fighting arena and goes home.
2]Super Hand Sweep Of Ambiguity - Get a big slap from a wild gesticulation.
3]Gangster Back-up (Cheri et al) - Cheri's gangster pals pitch up and spray the enemy with a Tommy Gun.


SADDAM HUSSEIN: Home Level [Baghdad Bunker]

1]?
2]?
3]? - Nobody actually knows Saddam's special moves, if indeed, he has any.


USAMA BIN LADEN: Home Level [Unspecified Cave in Afghanistan]

1]Bombs - They're big, loud and scary.
2]Invisibility - No-one knows where Usama is...
3]Random Time-Space Transfer -...until he pops up behind you and gives you a wedgie.


GEORGE BUSH: Home Level [anywhere on TV]

1]Heavyweight Military Strike - With a big dribbling army.
2]Tactlessly Offensive Slur - Ooooh, he's gonna accidentally call your mum a hippo.
3]Psycho Power Pretzel - First a choke, then flailing of limbs, then... Pretzel Power!


JACQUES CHIRAQ: Home Level [Eiffel Tower]

1]Ability to Pause Game - Can stall the fighting, but only for a bit.
2]Auto-Contradiction - Automatically denies the opponent's special move.
3]Stand-Off & Walk-Away - Leaving the other player a bit bored.


GEORGE BUSH SR: Home Level [Retirement Home in Illinois]

1]The Schwarzkopff(SP) - Ha Ha! An old military dude with a flat-top comes along and starts shouting really loudly.
2]The Bush Sproglet Spray - The screen fills up with millions of Bush 'mini-me's. eugh.
3]Bushtastic Busharama v.1994 - Classic father & son redneck wrestling move.


SADDAM HUSSEIN'S SON: Home Level [Iraqi Desert]

1]Bullet-in-Brain Psychotic Episode - Pretty self-explanatory really.
2]Big Nuclear Cattle Prod - It's big and it burns, and it's in the hands of a psycho-nutter-fruitloop.
3]Biological Warfare - Which makes me scared like a small girl in a dark wood.


KOFI ANANN: Home Level [In a field, in Belgium]
...Erm, unfortunately Kofi can't do anything... at all.

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PS Please excuse me for being so distastefully flippant. I don't mean to make light of a serious situation, but, y'know, there might be a GAD in it for me... every cloud, and all that.
; }

Damn, that went wrong- It was supposed to be a diagram of a load of missiles blowing up Saddam's palace.

I've found a way to stop a war...



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/ \ Ka- BOOOOOM!
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Saddam Hussein's palace Missiles Missile launcher

Don't appologize! I enjoyed that post, if someone takes it too seriously (which I doubt) that's there problem. Would be a well earned GAD.

So it's official, there's going to be a war. Lots of people are going to be killed. If only Bush and Blair had come to me for advice the world might have avoided this tragedy. That's cos I would have pointed them in the direction of Capcom's new conflict-resolution sim: 'Street Fighter IV: Saddamage', then they could have battled it out like real men: using sweaty arcade sticks and a big pile of pound coins.
----------------------------------------------------------
The 8 playable characters are as follows (with unique special moves listed below each respectively)


TONY BLAIR: Home Level [Downing Street]

1]Sudden Resignation - Tony leaves the fighting arena and goes home.
2]Super Hand Sweep Of Ambiguity - Get a big slap from a wild gesticulation.
3]Gangster Back-up (Cheri et al) - Cheri's gangster pals pitch up and spray the enemy with a Tommy Gun.


SADDAM HUSSEIN: Home Level [Baghdad Bunker]

1]?
2]?
3]? - Nobody actually knows Saddam's special moves, if indeed, he has any.


USAMA BIN LADEN: Home Level [Unspecified Cave in Afghanistan]

1]Bombs - They're big, loud and scary.
2]Invisibility - No-one knows where Usama is...
3]Random Time-Space Transfer -...until he pops up behind you and gives you a wedgie.


GEORGE BUSH: Home Level [anywhere on TV]

1]Heavyweight Military Strike - With a big dribbling army.
2]Tactlessly Offensive Slur - Ooooh, he's gonna accidentally call your mum a hippo.
3]Psycho Power Pretzel - First a choke, then flailing of limbs, then... Pretzel Power!


JACQUES CHIRAQ: Home Level [Eiffel Tower]

1]Ability to Pause Game - Can stall the fighting, but only for a bit.
2]Auto-Contradiction - Automatically denies the opponent's special move.
3]Stand-Off & Walk-Away - Leaving the other player a bit bored.


GEORGE BUSH SR: Home Level [Retirement Home in Illinois]

1]The Schwarzkopff(SP) - Ha Ha! An old military dude with a flat-top comes along and starts shouting really loudly.
2]The Bush Sproglet Spray - The screen fills up with millions of Bush 'mini-me's. eugh.
3]Bushtastic Busharama v.1994 - Classic father & son redneck wrestling move.


SADDAM HUSSEIN'S SON: Home Level [Iraqi Desert]

1]Bullet-in-Brain Psychotic Episode - Pretty self-explanatory really.
2]Big Nuclear Cattle Prod - It's big and it burns, and it's in the hands of a psycho-nutter-fruitloop.
3]Biological Warfare - Which makes me scared like a small girl in a dark wood.


KOFI ANANN: Home Level [In a field, in Belgium]
...Erm, unfortunately Kofi can't do anything... at all.

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PS Please excuse me for being so distastefully flippant. I don't mean to make light of a serious situation, but, y'know, there might be a GAD in it for me... every cloud, and all that.
; }