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Dang. I just went for a walk with a girl that I'm crazy for. But we were just getting out of college when her mate came out and they spent the entire time talking about how they got wrecked on saturday night. I had fully intended to ask her out But no such luck. Still i had a bag of chips so that made it a bit better. Any suggestion on how i could aproach this subject to her.

Oh so you think muffins are funny now do ya.

where do you live!!!!

hehe (joke before you report me)

Mystique wrote:
> RastaBillySkank wrote:
> Dr nebster crippen wrote:
> You know waht you
> can do with your
> muffin.

Eat it?

hur hur hur

sorry

:-D

Mystique get's my school yard humour :-D

Well, the muffin could work. I would, buy a muffin. Ask to meet her somewhere, and just give the muffin to her. See what she says, then just burst out laughing and walk off. It would be sooooooo funny ;o)

Remember, Girls like humour.

RastaBillySkank wrote:
> Dr nebster crippen wrote:
> You know waht you can do with your
> muffin.

Eat it?

hur hur hur

sorry

Jonman wrote:
> The options are many: All of them boil down to three basic approaches;

1: be
> yourself.
2: be honest, courteous, faithful, caring, sharing and sensitive.
3:
> lie outrageously to get into her knickers.

4: give hera a muffin

Take your pick.
After a few
> months of doing the second one, you'll be kicking yourself and wishing you'd
> done the third.
Men and women have different shaped brains. They don't
> tesselate.

Still, good luck with the knicker infiltration.


i think the muffin will beat number 3

Jonman wrote:
> The options are many: All of them boil down to three basic approaches;

1: be
> yourself.
2: be honest, courteous, faithful, caring, sharing and sensitive.
3:
> lie outrageously to get into her knickers.


No 1 is the only way that would work for more than a few weeks.

try no 2 and you will be worn out after the first date.

trying no 3 and she will work out you are lying cos you will make a mistake.

Dr nebster crippen wrote:
> hmmmmmm....the bad thing is all i got to impress a lady is money and I've ain't
> got much of that so. I need a new angle.

Want some logic?

Impress her with the money you havn't got.

Simple

or not...

The options are many: All of them boil down to three basic approaches;

1: be yourself.
2: be honest, courteous, faithful, caring, sharing and sensitive.
3: lie outrageously to get into her knickers.


Take your pick.
After a few months of doing the second one, you'll be kicking yourself and wishing you'd done the third.
Men and women have different shaped brains. They don't tesselate.

Still, good luck with the knicker infiltration.

Dr nebster crippen wrote:
> You know waht you can do with your muffin.

Eat it?

You know waht you can do with your muffin.