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"Petition For Goaty To Squeeze Out Another Log!"

WE WANT LOG IN THE CREEK!!! WE WANT LOG IN THE CREEK!!! WE WANT LOG IN THE CREEK!!!

C'mon Goaty, pwease?

wrote:
> Just in reply to the question of how to do "smileys" here is an article I got from another web page....

Basic Smileys

:-) Your basic smiley. This smiley is used to inflect a sarcastic or joking statement since we can't hear voice inflection over e-mail.

;-) Winky smiley. User just made a flirtatious and/or sarcastic remark. More of a "don't hit me for what I just said" smiley.

:-( Frowning smiley. User did not like that last statement or is upset or depressed about something.

:-I Indifferent smiley. Better than a `:-(' but not quite as good as a `:-)'.

:-> User just made a really biting sarcastic remark. Worse than a `;-)'.

>:-> User just made a really devilish remark.

>;-> Winky and devil combined. A very lewd remark was just made.


Widely used Smileys

(-: User is left handed.

%-) User has been staring at a green screen for 15 hours straight.

:*) User is drunk.

[:] User is a robot.

8-) User is wearing sunglasses.

B:-) Sunglasses on head.

::-) User wears normal glasses.

B-) User wears horn-rimmed glasses.

8:-) User is a little girl.

:-)-8 User is a Big girl.

:-{) User has a mustache.

:-{} User wears lipstick.

{:-) User wears a toupee.

}:-( Toupee in an updraft.

:-[ User is a vampire.

:-E Bucktoothed vampire.

:-F Bucktoothed vampire with one tooth missing.

:-7 User juust made a wry statement.

:-* User just ate something sour.

:-)~ User drools.

:-~) User has a cold.

:'-( User is crying.

:'-) User is so happy, s/he is crying.

:-@ User is screaming.

:-# User wears braces.

:^) User has a broken nose.

:v) User has a broken nose, but it's the other way.

:_) User's nose is sliding off of his face.

:<) User is from an Ivy League School.

:-& User is tongue tied.

=:-) User is a hosehead.

-:-) User is a punk rocker.

-:-( Real punk rockers don't smile.

:=) User has two noses.

+-:-) User is the Pope or holds some other religious office.

`:-) User shaved one of his eyebrows off this morning.

,:-) Same thing...other side.

|-I User is asleep.

|-O User is yawning/snoring.

:-Q User is a smoker.

:-? User smokes a pipe.

O-) Megaton Man On Patrol! (or else, user is a scuba diver)

O :-) User is an angel (at heart, at least).

:-` User spitting out its chewing tobacco.

:-S User just made an incoherent statement.

:-D User is laughing (at you!)

:-X User's lips are sealed.

:-C User is really bummed.

<|-) User is Chinese.

<|-( User is Chinese and doesn't like these kind of jokes.

:-/ User is skeptical.

C=:-) User is a chef.

@= User is pro-nuclear war.

*<:-) User is wearing a Santa Claus Hat.

:-o Uh oh!

(8-o It's Mr. Bill!

*:o) And Bozo the Clown!

3:] Pet smiley.

3:[ Mean Pet smiley.

d8= Your pet beaver is wearing goggles and a hard hat.

E-:-) User is a Ham radio operator.

:-9 User is licking his/her lips.

%-6 User is braindead.

[:-) User is wearing a walkman.

(:I User is an egghead.

<:-I User is a dunce.

K:P User is a little kid with a propeller beenie.

@:-) User is wearing a turban.

:-0 No Yelling! (Quiet Lab)

:-: Mutant smiley; the invisible smiley.

.-) User only has one eye.

,-) Ditto...but he's winking.

X-( User just died.

8 :-) User is a wizard.

-=* :-) User is a TeX wizard.


Midget Smileys
A lot of these can be typed without noses to make midget smileys.


:) Midget smiley.

:] Gleep...a friendly midget smiley who will gladly be your friend.

=) Variation on a theme...

:} What should we call these? (what?)

:) Happy.

:> What?

:@ What?

:D Laughter.

:I Hmmm...

:( Sad.

:[ Real Downer.

:< What?

:{ What?

:O Yelling.

:C What?

:Q What?

:,( Crying.

[] Hugs and ...

:* Kisses.

|I Asleep.

^o Snoring.


Mega Smileys

C=}>;*{)) A drunk, devilish chef with a toupee in an updraft, a mustache, and a double chin.

}:^#}) Updrafted bushy-mustached pointy nosed smiley with a double-chin.


Usenet Smileys
In some Usenet articles you might also find these smileys which form a certain "dialect" developed and used in this most creative environment.


~~:-( Net.flame

O |-) Net.religion

8 :-I Net.unix-wizards

X-( Net.suicide

E-:-I Net.ham-radio

Emotional Smileys

:-) ha ha

|-) hee hee

|-D ho ho

:-> hey hey

:-( boo hoo

:-I hmmm

:-O oops

:-P nyahhhh!

Ah.
I find the trick is to be chronically immature at all times.

hur hur..fart

Goatboy wrote:

Why 5 years ago? Me no
> understand

I had much more imagination 5 years. Now I'm just an average person with an average brain.

Something is up with the forum though, because all of the " " signs have come out with a bizarre letter instead.

Ah well.
I'm getting back into the Log in The Creek, taking a while though.

Why 5 years ago? Me no understand

There! I just finished reading all six episodes. Excellent. That is something I would have come up with 5 years ago. Of course, it wouldn't have been written as well as that.

*red face*
Grrrrnnnnggg
It's stuck.

But it will come, just need to re-read the others and see where it was.

Goatboy wrote:
I shall get another popped
> out by lunchtime today hopefully.

YAYYY! Goaty's gonna pop out another log!

:-D

big_slow wrote:
> Santa Claws wrote:
> Y??? =B0p

is that supposed to be a smiley? for
> months ive wondered why you do that and thought u just like the word bop.

Lol, me too :D

6.
In the DVD forum and then the Long Story one.
I shall get another popped out by lunchtime today hopefully.

Don't have a go at me, but I've never seen this Log in the Creek thing. Humblest apologises. How many have there been?