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"The self-congratulatory, back-slapping 'Merry Christmas' topic"

Merry Christmas everyone.

I suggest you wish everyone else the same, otherwise you're all banned.

Do it.

RastaBillySkank wrote:
> What did the monkey wife say to his wife?

hur hur hur monkey lesbians

Merry christmas to me!!!!!!!
And errrrr you?

*Monkey HUSBAND

What did the monkey wife say to his wife?

Let's never split.

Hur hur hur... and that was NOT a Simpsons rip off! :-D

I could have made it dirtier but I'd have been banned.

Why did the monkey croos the road?
To eat the bananas on the other side.

'Whats that....you don't like the joke'
You're mean........

Merry Christmas all - I think a spate of terrible cracker-style jokes are in order (bonus points to anyone who comes up one involving monkeys)

Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize?
Cos he was outstanding in his field!

Why does Superman eat crisps?
COS HE LIKES THEM!

OK I will

just before anyone has a go at me for not saying it later

HAPPY EASTER

Happy Christmas everyone, go on, spoil yourself

My Mum makes me wait until after church and after the Queen's finished her speech before I open anything!

I'm like:

"Mum, what are you on?!"

She's Like

"I had to when I was young... I'm just getting my own back!"

I'm like:

"You're having a laugh!"

She's like:

"Nope - Touch presents and die!"

Then I cry, and ruin Christmas... no, I mean, I err... do stuff, that doens't involve crying, throwing a paddy or destroying the tree and decorations...

I wish you a Merry Christmas
I wish you a Merry Christmas
I wish you a Merry Christmas
and a Happy New Year


*hehe GAD is in the Bag :o)*