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10 years, a Decade, 3652 Days, 87648 Hours, 5258880 Minutes and 315532800 Seconds. But where will we all be then but further than that, what would have happened to the gaming industry?
So in the year 2013 . . .
The “Playstation 4” will be booming in sales as it will be law for people to buy one by their 10th Birthday. If people do not abide by this law then the punishment is harsh (death to be exact).
This has caused huge public outrage within the “Ninty” community so numerous under ground clans have been created to help with the fight against the “Sony’s”. With the Ninty’s outlawed and living in the sewers of the world the only safe place would be the Promised Land (Japan) where Nintendo sores high in the sky!
As for Microsoft, after Bill Gates forced his employees to commit mass “suicide” (Used the new Windows Majicklarijium [MK for short] “kill button”), they fell into the darkness of the “£5 Bargain Bin” and were never seen again after 2005. This caused a huge opening in the market for any old idiot to build an operating system, but due to the lack of clever people the computer industry suffered huge blows and fell back at least 50 years.
That’s what the world will be like in 10 years time, but what about you the gamer?
Sony’s
This will be the mass population, zombies to the evil of Sony. They have no power for thought after being sucked in by the Playstation 4. Mindless they roam the earth as Sony keep churning out sorry excuses for entertainment (Nothings changed there then), and with nothing to challenge them they cannot go wrong. Crime within these people will not exist, the only crime would be the so called “terrorist attacks” from the Ninty’s. The police force to fight against these so called “Terrorist Attacks” will be well trained. This training will consist of uncharted hours of Metal Gear Solid 4 and various Tom Clancy Games being force fed into their brains.
A sad life these people will lead with no actual active thoughts of their own. As they plug into their Playstation 4’s through their specially created “link ports” they will be able to be free as they will connect online to the “Master Playstation” where they will be able to download updates for their pitiful brains.
But it is not all bad for the Sony’s. War will be none existent for them and they will have nothing to worry about and life would be just peachy as they would see it. Even though all the “elderly” would be claiming that back in their day they could actually think for them selves, these thoughts of “rebellion” will be ignored as these thoughts are also illegal and the “elderly” are seen as just “senile old farts”.
Ninty’s
Living in the sewers is tough. Many will die before they reach the age of three, but those who do will reign and prosper living a life of kings as they are free. The Nintendo Dreambird will be selling like hot cakes and everyone living in the sewers will be hugely hooked to these addictive devices. Dreams of Japan will flutter through their brains as they long for sunlight.
Those who have the spirit to fight to free the world from the evil Sony “geeks” who have enslaved Europe and America, will fight for a just and righteous cause. With the full on training of Metroid Prime 2 and many Resident Evil’s (To help tackle the Sony zombies) they will rise to the surface and destroy important buildings and people ranging from Lord Sony himself to toilets. Freeing the world will be tough but those who fight have not lost hope.
10 years, a Decade, 3652 Days, 87648 Hours, 5258880 Minutes and 315532800 Seconds.
So in the year 2013 . . .
The “Playstation 4” will be booming in sales as it will be law for people to buy one by their 10th Birthday. If people do not abide by this law then the punishment is harsh (death to be exact).
This has caused huge public outrage within the “Ninty” community so numerous under ground clans have been created to help with the fight against the “Sony’s”. With the Ninty’s outlawed and living in the sewers of the world the only safe place would be the Promised Land (Japan) where Nintendo sores high in the sky!
As for Microsoft, after Bill Gates forced his employees to commit mass “suicide” (Used the new Windows Majicklarijium [MK for short] “kill button”), they fell into the darkness of the “£5 Bargain Bin” and were never seen again after 2005. This caused a huge opening in the market for any old idiot to build an operating system, but due to the lack of clever people the computer industry suffered huge blows and fell back at least 50 years.
That’s what the world will be like in 10 years time, but what about you the gamer?
Sony’s
This will be the mass population, zombies to the evil of Sony. They have no power for thought after being sucked in by the Playstation 4. Mindless they roam the earth as Sony keep churning out sorry excuses for entertainment (Nothings changed there then), and with nothing to challenge them they cannot go wrong. Crime within these people will not exist, the only crime would be the so called “terrorist attacks” from the Ninty’s. The police force to fight against these so called “Terrorist Attacks” will be well trained. This training will consist of uncharted hours of Metal Gear Solid 4 and various Tom Clancy Games being force fed into their brains.
A sad life these people will lead with no actual active thoughts of their own. As they plug into their Playstation 4’s through their specially created “link ports” they will be able to be free as they will connect online to the “Master Playstation” where they will be able to download updates for their pitiful brains.
But it is not all bad for the Sony’s. War will be none existent for them and they will have nothing to worry about and life would be just peachy as they would see it. Even though all the “elderly” would be claiming that back in their day they could actually think for them selves, these thoughts of “rebellion” will be ignored as these thoughts are also illegal and the “elderly” are seen as just “senile old farts”.
Ninty’s
Living in the sewers is tough. Many will die before they reach the age of three, but those who do will reign and prosper living a life of kings as they are free. The Nintendo Dreambird will be selling like hot cakes and everyone living in the sewers will be hugely hooked to these addictive devices. Dreams of Japan will flutter through their brains as they long for sunlight.
Those who have the spirit to fight to free the world from the evil Sony “geeks” who have enslaved Europe and America, will fight for a just and righteous cause. With the full on training of Metroid Prime 2 and many Resident Evil’s (To help tackle the Sony zombies) they will rise to the surface and destroy important buildings and people ranging from Lord Sony himself to toilets. Freeing the world will be tough but those who fight have not lost hope.
10 years, a Decade, 3652 Days, 87648 Hours, 5258880 Minutes and 315532800 Seconds.
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BLAHpro wrote:
> Parr wrote:
> Ok mr Clever, your stats are wrong. There is a leep year every 4
> years
> but not every 100. That means there cannot be 365.25 days in a year
> 365.24 days in a year.
>
> So ner!! :P
>
> Actually, there are 365.246 ish days in a year...
That made me closer!!
*Dances*
Actually, it's 365.2425 days
to the nearest second, roughly, I think.
So, he's right, but only just.
> Parr wrote:
> Ok mr Clever, your stats are wrong. There is a leep year every 4
> years
> but not every 100. That means there cannot be 365.25 days in a year
> 365.24 days in a year.
>
> So ner!! :P
>
> Actually, there are 365.246 ish days in a year...
That made me closer!!
*Dances*
Actually, it's 365.2425 days
to the nearest second, roughly, I think.
So, he's right, but only just.
Parr wrote:
> Ok mr Clever, your stats are wrong. There is a leep year every 4 years
> but not every 100. That means there cannot be 365.25 days in a year
> 365.24 days in a year.
>
> So ner!! :P
Actually, there are 365.246 ish days in a year...
> Ok mr Clever, your stats are wrong. There is a leep year every 4 years
> but not every 100. That means there cannot be 365.25 days in a year
> 365.24 days in a year.
>
> So ner!! :P
Actually, there are 365.246 ish days in a year...
Ermmm, interesting topic.
mäddmuñ wrote:
> Kyz22 wrote:
> mäddmuñ wrote:
> The second paragraph is quite confoosling.
>
> That being, "So in the year 2013 . . . "
>
> It isn't THAT hard to understand...
>
> The second paragraph in my last post before it. Fool.
Bah! I didn't read all of the replies :-P
> Kyz22 wrote:
> mäddmuñ wrote:
> The second paragraph is quite confoosling.
>
> That being, "So in the year 2013 . . . "
>
> It isn't THAT hard to understand...
>
> The second paragraph in my last post before it. Fool.
Bah! I didn't read all of the replies :-P
And it isn't good, either.
"Buy a PS4 or die" isn't funny when typed properly, let alone in a roundabout complicated way.
"Buy a PS4 or die" isn't funny when typed properly, let alone in a roundabout complicated way.
Kyz22 wrote:
> mäddmuñ wrote:
> The second paragraph is quite confoosling.
>
> That being, "So in the year 2013 . . . "
>
> It isn't THAT hard to understand...
The second paragraph in my last post before it. Fool.
> mäddmuñ wrote:
> The second paragraph is quite confoosling.
>
> That being, "So in the year 2013 . . . "
>
> It isn't THAT hard to understand...
The second paragraph in my last post before it. Fool.
Everyones so clever!
Shsht, you.
mäddmuñ wrote:
> The second paragraph is quite confoosling.
That being, "So in the year 2013 . . . "
It isn't THAT hard to understand...
> The second paragraph is quite confoosling.
That being, "So in the year 2013 . . . "
It isn't THAT hard to understand...
Stop arguing about stats, you are ruining a very good post with your maths geek talk!
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