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"Possibly the funniest thing I have heard all day said by Avril Lavigne"

Avril Lavigne:

"Every single fan letter I get from a girl says 'Thank you for not selling your music wth your body'. People say I'm manafactured but that's not true. I smash guitars in my video's"

hahahahahahahaha. Read that last line again.
What the hell? hahahhahaahahahhahahaha

She also said
"I'm getting more famouser by the day"

Don't even act like any of you wouldn't.

I've got a stomache ache...

I'm not a great lover of Pop music but I like her album...

I am Jeff Hoon, here me roar.

Cretin is becoming increasingly overused around these parts.

Where's Shaneo when you need him? Oh yes, I am Shaneo.

Psssssst listen here...the CIA have told me that I am Shaneo.

Shes not that nice, but you'd do it.

She thinks shes a hard teen angst Punk but she actually sings radio friendly soppy songs.

Many people could smash a guitar better then her, ye tthey are not given the guitars to smash.

I bet she done many takes on smashing the guitar trying to get it right. "Oh no that smash was crap, let's do it again or I'll smash your face in" *she farts*

Robin wrote:
> If you are refering to KOOL, it is just how people spell it on
> messenger now, COOL is how you reall spell it...
> Like it matters any way...
> You bloody cretin...

*Looks around*

Uh, I think you're confused, son.

This is a Chat Forum.
A Forum.

Not MSN Messenger.
And do you even know what a cretin is, you bloody... uh... cretin.

She is nice.

But knows nothing.

So lets dance.

Azul wrote:
> Robin wrote:
> Kool, tis funny...
>
> I've had enough.
>
> *Bursts*
>
> Learn to spell simple, 4 letter words properly, you bloody cretin.
>
> Christ...

If you are refering to KOOL, it is just how people spell it on messenger now, COOL is how you reall spell it...
Like it matters any way...
You bloody cretin...

SHEEPY wrote:

> I laughed but still admitted I would, without hesitation

What? Smash her face in with a Gibson?

She annoys me