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well have you? its just we all do stupid things from time to time. done any lately?
I've done 2 that spring to mind, i put one of those listerine paper disolvie things up my nose today (that burnt which hurt, made my eyes water and i sneezed 7 times in half an hour) AND i put Muscle rub on my arms, lots of it. anyone who has used it will know lightly is always to much!
so done anything stupid lately?
I've done 2 that spring to mind, i put one of those listerine paper disolvie things up my nose today (that burnt which hurt, made my eyes water and i sneezed 7 times in half an hour) AND i put Muscle rub on my arms, lots of it. anyone who has used it will know lightly is always to much!
so done anything stupid lately?
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I did something stupid - and pretty dangerous - on my bike a few weekends ago...
I was cycling down the road to work, when some bloke in an old red Fiesta comes flying up alongside me, opens the passenger-side's window, and then tries to ask me if he was going to right-way for the Paintball place...
I couldn't hear him the first-time he asked me (because of the wind), and so I moved in a little closer, so I could hear him better.
He asked me again, but didn't wait for my response, and instead decided to suddenly accelrate off at a high-speed - like he was being chased by the Police, or something...
And, because of the speed he shot-off at, and how close I was to his car, I sort of lost my balance and the side of my bike went "THUD!" into the side of his Fiesta!
I'm sure I felt the right-pedal sink into the one of the passenger's-side doors, and my foot almost got caught-up under his back-wheel. But, luckily, my right-foot only got caught on the outside of the wheel, spinning round, and didn't go under it.
I was surprised to see he didn't even stop to have a go at me or anything, though! He could've easily tracked me down again, because where I work is as good as being 'next-door' to the Paintball place.
...Guess it was his 'stupid-thing' more-so than mine, really!
Obviously, he's never read his Highway Code! There's something in that which tells drivers to drive cautiously past cyclists and motorcylists, especially under windy conditions.
I was cycling down the road to work, when some bloke in an old red Fiesta comes flying up alongside me, opens the passenger-side's window, and then tries to ask me if he was going to right-way for the Paintball place...
I couldn't hear him the first-time he asked me (because of the wind), and so I moved in a little closer, so I could hear him better.
He asked me again, but didn't wait for my response, and instead decided to suddenly accelrate off at a high-speed - like he was being chased by the Police, or something...
And, because of the speed he shot-off at, and how close I was to his car, I sort of lost my balance and the side of my bike went "THUD!" into the side of his Fiesta!
I'm sure I felt the right-pedal sink into the one of the passenger's-side doors, and my foot almost got caught-up under his back-wheel. But, luckily, my right-foot only got caught on the outside of the wheel, spinning round, and didn't go under it.
I was surprised to see he didn't even stop to have a go at me or anything, though! He could've easily tracked me down again, because where I work is as good as being 'next-door' to the Paintball place.
...Guess it was his 'stupid-thing' more-so than mine, really!
Obviously, he's never read his Highway Code! There's something in that which tells drivers to drive cautiously past cyclists and motorcylists, especially under windy conditions.
Melancholy wrote:
> Robin wrote:
> In a sex lesson yesturday i shouted out *No chris, i dont want sex
> with you* when it was all silent, just for a joke, lots of people
> laughed, but the teacher did not find it very funny...
>
> That's not funny.
>
> If you sexed up the teacher, now that would have been funny.
And we wondered why this person got banned? Shame on us!
> Robin wrote:
> In a sex lesson yesturday i shouted out *No chris, i dont want sex
> with you* when it was all silent, just for a joke, lots of people
> laughed, but the teacher did not find it very funny...
>
> That's not funny.
>
> If you sexed up the teacher, now that would have been funny.
And we wondered why this person got banned? Shame on us!
I fell off a roof and landed on a bus and the bus crashed into the zoo and then tigers started chasing the bus and the tigers were on fire and then space ships started shooting at me and so I made a gun from my shoes and some chewing gum and shot back at them and they set on fire too and crashed into the tigers and the tigers blew up and the bus caught alight and it crashed into a pandas nipple and then I woke up. Honest.
I havn't done anything stupid, but I sure someone.
On Friday night I went to the chippy, as I left some ittle kid who was on a small bike and his big fat (very fat) brother was with him, they left a min before me.
As I was walking out of the shop, what did I see.....
The fat one, who was really fat, had gotten on the little bike, his flab was literally hanging over the sides and his legs were spread so he could peddle. The amazing part was that there was a guy on a motorbike nearby, so just picture it now with the motorbike sound in the background.
It defiantly looked like a circus show thing, if only I had got it on tape.
The best part was that while he was on the bike, it literally broke, the seat snapped off.
That made my day on Friday.
On Friday night I went to the chippy, as I left some ittle kid who was on a small bike and his big fat (very fat) brother was with him, they left a min before me.
As I was walking out of the shop, what did I see.....
The fat one, who was really fat, had gotten on the little bike, his flab was literally hanging over the sides and his legs were spread so he could peddle. The amazing part was that there was a guy on a motorbike nearby, so just picture it now with the motorbike sound in the background.
It defiantly looked like a circus show thing, if only I had got it on tape.
The best part was that while he was on the bike, it literally broke, the seat snapped off.
That made my day on Friday.
Garlic Bread!? wrote:
> well have you? its just we all do stupid things from time to time.
> done any lately?
>
> so done anything stupid lately?
Dragging up old threads. :D
> well have you? its just we all do stupid things from time to time.
> done any lately?
>
> so done anything stupid lately?
Dragging up old threads. :D
Froots and el blokey, your jokes were funny but predictable. still funny none the less. i take it you to never do anything really foolish (besides click/read my posts?)
Robin wrote:
> In a sex lesson yesturday i shouted out *No chris, i dont want sex
> with you* when it was all silent, just for a joke, lots of people
> laughed, but the teacher did not find it very funny...
That's not funny.
If you sexed up the teacher, now that would have been funny.
> In a sex lesson yesturday i shouted out *No chris, i dont want sex
> with you* when it was all silent, just for a joke, lots of people
> laughed, but the teacher did not find it very funny...
That's not funny.
If you sexed up the teacher, now that would have been funny.
Memorandum wrote:
> froots wrote:
> Read this post.
>
> I will if you cry me a river shaped lake.
Then no deal.
> froots wrote:
> Read this post.
>
> I will if you cry me a river shaped lake.
Then no deal.
froots wrote:
> Read this post.
I will if you cry me a river shaped lake.
> Read this post.
I will if you cry me a river shaped lake.
In a sex lesson yesturday i shouted out *No chris, i dont want sex with you* when it was all silent, just for a joke, lots of people laughed, but the teacher did not find it very funny...
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