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Months after his first failed attempt at stealing the games contained in the SR warehouse Mr Snuggle’s evil twin brother Muggly stands on a nearby hill with his sidekick Oggo watching the warehouse from a distance.
Muggly: This time I won’t fail mmmmaaaahhhhhh
Oggo: Do you have a plan boss?
Muggly: Of course I have a plan you fool we wouldn’t be here other wise now pass me the binoculars
*Oggo gets the binoculars and looks through them*
Oggo: Err boss how come everything’s gone dark?
Muggly: That’s because the lens caps still on you f****t now pass me the binoculars
*Oggo passes the binoculars to Muggly*
Oggo: oh hehe boss you’re a lot more cleverer than me
Muggly: The wart on my grans butt is cleverer than you now keep quite while I watch the area
Oggo: How do you know your gran as a wart on her butt?
Muggly: I err hey I don’t have to justify anything to you now shut up
*muggly whacks Oggo*
Oggo: Ouch!!
*Muggly looks through the binoculars*
Muggly: Dam I can’t see their alarm system
Oggo: are we going nearer?
Muggly: I am but your staying here so you keep a look out up here ok?
Oggo: yep sure thing boss
Muggly: take this so we can talk
*Muggly gives Oggo a walkie talkie*
Oggo: ok boss
*Muggly creeps up to the SR warehouse and peeps around the corner where he sees Whitestripes walking up to Beards*
Whitestripes: I want my GAD it didn’t arrive in the post now where is it?
Beards: I know there as been big delays with our suppliers delivering games to our warehouse
Whitestripes: I don’t [censored] care so get me a [censored] Gamecube game now!
Beards: alright calm down I will get you a game
*Beards looks for a Gamecube game and finds Zoocube*
Beards: this is the only Gamecube game we have in stock I’m afraid
*beards gives Zoocube to Whitestripes*
Whitestripes: why you son of a [censored] you low down [censored] piece of [censored] I should rip your head off and [censored] you with it
*beards ignores him and walks off*
*Whitestripes is furious*
*Top score appears from nowhere and walks up to whitestripes*
Top score: rrrr what’s the matter ninty did you receive a bad game?
Whitestripes: what’s it to you freak boy?
Top score: If you had a PS2 you would have received a decent game hahahahaha
Whitestripes: what would you [censored] know you Sony [censored] [censored] peon that [censored] and [censored] your [censored] and [censored]
*Top score runs off crying*
Whitestripes: come back here you little cretin I haven’t finished with you yet
*Whitestripes chases after him*
*Muggly talks through walkie talkie*
Muggly: hey Oggo it’s like the Jerry Springer show here hehe
Oggo: err boss look out there is a bird creeping up behind you
Muggly: A bird?
Oggo: yep
Muggly: oh let me guess it’s a crow carrying a chainsaw creeping up behind me Or better still its a man eating sparrow with rabies
Oggo: no it’s a girl
Muggly: what?
*Muggly turns around*
Mystique: I know you your Mr Snugglys evil brother aren’t you?
Muggly: err yes err can I help you?
Mystique: I knew it, look I just got a new game looky looky
Muggly: oh boy
Mystique: and ah oh…
*Mystique drops the game on the floor*
*Mystique crouches down to pick it up and shows her cleavage*
*Muggly notices her cleavage*
*Mystique notices that Muggly is looking at her cleavage*
Mystique: hey were you looking at my boobies just then you naughty man?
Muggly: I err hehe err yes
*Muggly goes bright red*
Mystique: haha I’m going to tell Mr Snuggly that his pervy brother is hanging around hahaha
Muggly: no don’t!!
*Mystique runs off to grass*
Muggly: dammit err Oggo are you there?
*silence*
Muggly: Oggo are you there?
*silence*
Muggly: dammit Oggo the mission has gone pair shaped if you can hear this meet me at the hill
*Muggly runs to the hill*
*Muggly shouts through walkie talkie*
Muggly: OGGO WHERE IN THE BLUE HELL ARE YOU?
*a voice speaks from behind*
Oggo: I’m here boss no need to shout
Muggly: where the [censored] have you...why the hell have you got ice creams?
Oggo: while you were playing with your girl friend I saw an ice cream van, look they even have flakes yum
Muggly: hey she’s not my girl friend! But since you have ice cream we might as well eat them
*Muggly and Oggo eat the ice creams*
Oggo: so what now boss?
Muggly: I overheard Beards say they are expecting a delivery of games from their supplier which should be arriving soon so we shall ambush the van and steal the games before it reaches the warehouse mmmmaaaahhhhh
*Oggo’s stomach rumbles*
Oggo: its lunch time I’m going to fetch my hamper
*Oggo fetches hamper*
Muggly: didn’t you hear me Oggo?
Oggo: yes boss but its lunch time
Muggly: gggggrrrr never mind lunch we have a van to stop
Oggo: which do you want boss? I have a ham and cheese bun or a tuna sandwich
Muggly: Oggo we have work to do
*muggly’s stomach rumbles*
Muggly: oh ok I will have the tuna
To be continued…….
Muggly: This time I won’t fail mmmmaaaahhhhhh
Oggo: Do you have a plan boss?
Muggly: Of course I have a plan you fool we wouldn’t be here other wise now pass me the binoculars
*Oggo gets the binoculars and looks through them*
Oggo: Err boss how come everything’s gone dark?
Muggly: That’s because the lens caps still on you f****t now pass me the binoculars
*Oggo passes the binoculars to Muggly*
Oggo: oh hehe boss you’re a lot more cleverer than me
Muggly: The wart on my grans butt is cleverer than you now keep quite while I watch the area
Oggo: How do you know your gran as a wart on her butt?
Muggly: I err hey I don’t have to justify anything to you now shut up
*muggly whacks Oggo*
Oggo: Ouch!!
*Muggly looks through the binoculars*
Muggly: Dam I can’t see their alarm system
Oggo: are we going nearer?
Muggly: I am but your staying here so you keep a look out up here ok?
Oggo: yep sure thing boss
Muggly: take this so we can talk
*Muggly gives Oggo a walkie talkie*
Oggo: ok boss
*Muggly creeps up to the SR warehouse and peeps around the corner where he sees Whitestripes walking up to Beards*
Whitestripes: I want my GAD it didn’t arrive in the post now where is it?
Beards: I know there as been big delays with our suppliers delivering games to our warehouse
Whitestripes: I don’t [censored] care so get me a [censored] Gamecube game now!
Beards: alright calm down I will get you a game
*Beards looks for a Gamecube game and finds Zoocube*
Beards: this is the only Gamecube game we have in stock I’m afraid
*beards gives Zoocube to Whitestripes*
Whitestripes: why you son of a [censored] you low down [censored] piece of [censored] I should rip your head off and [censored] you with it
*beards ignores him and walks off*
*Whitestripes is furious*
*Top score appears from nowhere and walks up to whitestripes*
Top score: rrrr what’s the matter ninty did you receive a bad game?
Whitestripes: what’s it to you freak boy?
Top score: If you had a PS2 you would have received a decent game hahahahaha
Whitestripes: what would you [censored] know you Sony [censored] [censored] peon that [censored] and [censored] your [censored] and [censored]
*Top score runs off crying*
Whitestripes: come back here you little cretin I haven’t finished with you yet
*Whitestripes chases after him*
*Muggly talks through walkie talkie*
Muggly: hey Oggo it’s like the Jerry Springer show here hehe
Oggo: err boss look out there is a bird creeping up behind you
Muggly: A bird?
Oggo: yep
Muggly: oh let me guess it’s a crow carrying a chainsaw creeping up behind me Or better still its a man eating sparrow with rabies
Oggo: no it’s a girl
Muggly: what?
*Muggly turns around*
Mystique: I know you your Mr Snugglys evil brother aren’t you?
Muggly: err yes err can I help you?
Mystique: I knew it, look I just got a new game looky looky
Muggly: oh boy
Mystique: and ah oh…
*Mystique drops the game on the floor*
*Mystique crouches down to pick it up and shows her cleavage*
*Muggly notices her cleavage*
*Mystique notices that Muggly is looking at her cleavage*
Mystique: hey were you looking at my boobies just then you naughty man?
Muggly: I err hehe err yes
*Muggly goes bright red*
Mystique: haha I’m going to tell Mr Snuggly that his pervy brother is hanging around hahaha
Muggly: no don’t!!
*Mystique runs off to grass*
Muggly: dammit err Oggo are you there?
*silence*
Muggly: Oggo are you there?
*silence*
Muggly: dammit Oggo the mission has gone pair shaped if you can hear this meet me at the hill
*Muggly runs to the hill*
*Muggly shouts through walkie talkie*
Muggly: OGGO WHERE IN THE BLUE HELL ARE YOU?
*a voice speaks from behind*
Oggo: I’m here boss no need to shout
Muggly: where the [censored] have you...why the hell have you got ice creams?
Oggo: while you were playing with your girl friend I saw an ice cream van, look they even have flakes yum
Muggly: hey she’s not my girl friend! But since you have ice cream we might as well eat them
*Muggly and Oggo eat the ice creams*
Oggo: so what now boss?
Muggly: I overheard Beards say they are expecting a delivery of games from their supplier which should be arriving soon so we shall ambush the van and steal the games before it reaches the warehouse mmmmaaaahhhhh
*Oggo’s stomach rumbles*
Oggo: its lunch time I’m going to fetch my hamper
*Oggo fetches hamper*
Muggly: didn’t you hear me Oggo?
Oggo: yes boss but its lunch time
Muggly: gggggrrrr never mind lunch we have a van to stop
Oggo: which do you want boss? I have a ham and cheese bun or a tuna sandwich
Muggly: Oggo we have work to do
*muggly’s stomach rumbles*
Muggly: oh ok I will have the tuna
To be continued…….
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Months after his first failed attempt at stealing the games contained in the SR warehouse Mr Snuggle’s evil twin brother Muggly stands on a nearby hill with his sidekick Oggo watching the warehouse from a distance.
Muggly: This time I won’t fail mmmmaaaahhhhhh
Oggo: Do you have a plan boss?
Muggly: Of course I have a plan you fool we wouldn’t be here other wise now pass me the binoculars
*Oggo gets the binoculars and looks through them*
Oggo: Err boss how come everything’s gone dark?
Muggly: That’s because the lens caps still on you f****t now pass me the binoculars
*Oggo passes the binoculars to Muggly*
Oggo: oh hehe boss you’re a lot more cleverer than me
Muggly: The wart on my grans butt is cleverer than you now keep quite while I watch the area
Oggo: How do you know your gran as a wart on her butt?
Muggly: I err hey I don’t have to justify anything to you now shut up
*muggly whacks Oggo*
Oggo: Ouch!!
*Muggly looks through the binoculars*
Muggly: Dam I can’t see their alarm system
Oggo: are we going nearer?
Muggly: I am but your staying here so you keep a look out up here ok?
Oggo: yep sure thing boss
Muggly: take this so we can talk
*Muggly gives Oggo a walkie talkie*
Oggo: ok boss
*Muggly creeps up to the SR warehouse and peeps around the corner where he sees Whitestripes walking up to Beards*
Whitestripes: I want my GAD it didn’t arrive in the post now where is it?
Beards: I know there as been big delays with our suppliers delivering games to our warehouse
Whitestripes: I don’t [censored] care so get me a [censored] Gamecube game now!
Beards: alright calm down I will get you a game
*Beards looks for a Gamecube game and finds Zoocube*
Beards: this is the only Gamecube game we have in stock I’m afraid
*beards gives Zoocube to Whitestripes*
Whitestripes: why you son of a [censored] you low down [censored] piece of [censored] I should rip your head off and [censored] you with it
*beards ignores him and walks off*
*Whitestripes is furious*
*Top score appears from nowhere and walks up to whitestripes*
Top score: rrrr what’s the matter ninty did you receive a bad game?
Whitestripes: what’s it to you freak boy?
Top score: If you had a PS2 you would have received a decent game hahahahaha
Whitestripes: what would you [censored] know you Sony [censored] [censored] peon that [censored] and [censored] your [censored] and [censored]
*Top score runs off crying*
Whitestripes: come back here you little cretin I haven’t finished with you yet
*Whitestripes chases after him*
*Muggly talks through walkie talkie*
Muggly: hey Oggo it’s like the Jerry Springer show here hehe
Oggo: err boss look out there is a bird creeping up behind you
Muggly: A bird?
Oggo: yep
Muggly: oh let me guess it’s a crow carrying a chainsaw creeping up behind me Or better still its a man eating sparrow with rabies
Oggo: no it’s a girl
Muggly: what?
*Muggly turns around*
Mystique: I know you your Mr Snugglys evil brother aren’t you?
Muggly: err yes err can I help you?
Mystique: I knew it, look I just got a new game looky looky
Muggly: oh boy
Mystique: and ah oh…
*Mystique drops the game on the floor*
*Mystique crouches down to pick it up and shows her cleavage*
*Muggly notices her cleavage*
*Mystique notices that Muggly is looking at her cleavage*
Mystique: hey were you looking at my boobies just then you naughty man?
Muggly: I err hehe err yes
*Muggly goes bright red*
Mystique: haha I’m going to tell Mr Snuggly that his pervy brother is hanging around hahaha
Muggly: no don’t!!
*Mystique runs off to grass*
Muggly: dammit err Oggo are you there?
*silence*
Muggly: Oggo are you there?
*silence*
Muggly: dammit Oggo the mission has gone pair shaped if you can hear this meet me at the hill
*Muggly runs to the hill*
*Muggly shouts through walkie talkie*
Muggly: OGGO WHERE IN THE BLUE HELL ARE YOU?
*a voice speaks from behind*
Oggo: I’m here boss no need to shout
Muggly: where the [censored] have you...why the hell have you got ice creams?
Oggo: while you were playing with your girl friend I saw an ice cream van, look they even have flakes yum
Muggly: hey she’s not my girl friend! But since you have ice cream we might as well eat them
*Muggly and Oggo eat the ice creams*
Oggo: so what now boss?
Muggly: I overheard Beards say they are expecting a delivery of games from their supplier which should be arriving soon so we shall ambush the van and steal the games before it reaches the warehouse mmmmaaaahhhhh
*Oggo’s stomach rumbles*
Oggo: its lunch time I’m going to fetch my hamper
*Oggo fetches hamper*
Muggly: didn’t you hear me Oggo?
Oggo: yes boss but its lunch time
Muggly: gggggrrrr never mind lunch we have a van to stop
Oggo: which do you want boss? I have a ham and cheese bun or a tuna sandwich
Muggly: Oggo we have work to do
*muggly’s stomach rumbles*
Muggly: oh ok I will have the tuna
To be continued…….
Muggly: This time I won’t fail mmmmaaaahhhhhh
Oggo: Do you have a plan boss?
Muggly: Of course I have a plan you fool we wouldn’t be here other wise now pass me the binoculars
*Oggo gets the binoculars and looks through them*
Oggo: Err boss how come everything’s gone dark?
Muggly: That’s because the lens caps still on you f****t now pass me the binoculars
*Oggo passes the binoculars to Muggly*
Oggo: oh hehe boss you’re a lot more cleverer than me
Muggly: The wart on my grans butt is cleverer than you now keep quite while I watch the area
Oggo: How do you know your gran as a wart on her butt?
Muggly: I err hey I don’t have to justify anything to you now shut up
*muggly whacks Oggo*
Oggo: Ouch!!
*Muggly looks through the binoculars*
Muggly: Dam I can’t see their alarm system
Oggo: are we going nearer?
Muggly: I am but your staying here so you keep a look out up here ok?
Oggo: yep sure thing boss
Muggly: take this so we can talk
*Muggly gives Oggo a walkie talkie*
Oggo: ok boss
*Muggly creeps up to the SR warehouse and peeps around the corner where he sees Whitestripes walking up to Beards*
Whitestripes: I want my GAD it didn’t arrive in the post now where is it?
Beards: I know there as been big delays with our suppliers delivering games to our warehouse
Whitestripes: I don’t [censored] care so get me a [censored] Gamecube game now!
Beards: alright calm down I will get you a game
*Beards looks for a Gamecube game and finds Zoocube*
Beards: this is the only Gamecube game we have in stock I’m afraid
*beards gives Zoocube to Whitestripes*
Whitestripes: why you son of a [censored] you low down [censored] piece of [censored] I should rip your head off and [censored] you with it
*beards ignores him and walks off*
*Whitestripes is furious*
*Top score appears from nowhere and walks up to whitestripes*
Top score: rrrr what’s the matter ninty did you receive a bad game?
Whitestripes: what’s it to you freak boy?
Top score: If you had a PS2 you would have received a decent game hahahahaha
Whitestripes: what would you [censored] know you Sony [censored] [censored] peon that [censored] and [censored] your [censored] and [censored]
*Top score runs off crying*
Whitestripes: come back here you little cretin I haven’t finished with you yet
*Whitestripes chases after him*
*Muggly talks through walkie talkie*
Muggly: hey Oggo it’s like the Jerry Springer show here hehe
Oggo: err boss look out there is a bird creeping up behind you
Muggly: A bird?
Oggo: yep
Muggly: oh let me guess it’s a crow carrying a chainsaw creeping up behind me Or better still its a man eating sparrow with rabies
Oggo: no it’s a girl
Muggly: what?
*Muggly turns around*
Mystique: I know you your Mr Snugglys evil brother aren’t you?
Muggly: err yes err can I help you?
Mystique: I knew it, look I just got a new game looky looky
Muggly: oh boy
Mystique: and ah oh…
*Mystique drops the game on the floor*
*Mystique crouches down to pick it up and shows her cleavage*
*Muggly notices her cleavage*
*Mystique notices that Muggly is looking at her cleavage*
Mystique: hey were you looking at my boobies just then you naughty man?
Muggly: I err hehe err yes
*Muggly goes bright red*
Mystique: haha I’m going to tell Mr Snuggly that his pervy brother is hanging around hahaha
Muggly: no don’t!!
*Mystique runs off to grass*
Muggly: dammit err Oggo are you there?
*silence*
Muggly: Oggo are you there?
*silence*
Muggly: dammit Oggo the mission has gone pair shaped if you can hear this meet me at the hill
*Muggly runs to the hill*
*Muggly shouts through walkie talkie*
Muggly: OGGO WHERE IN THE BLUE HELL ARE YOU?
*a voice speaks from behind*
Oggo: I’m here boss no need to shout
Muggly: where the [censored] have you...why the hell have you got ice creams?
Oggo: while you were playing with your girl friend I saw an ice cream van, look they even have flakes yum
Muggly: hey she’s not my girl friend! But since you have ice cream we might as well eat them
*Muggly and Oggo eat the ice creams*
Oggo: so what now boss?
Muggly: I overheard Beards say they are expecting a delivery of games from their supplier which should be arriving soon so we shall ambush the van and steal the games before it reaches the warehouse mmmmaaaahhhhh
*Oggo’s stomach rumbles*
Oggo: its lunch time I’m going to fetch my hamper
*Oggo fetches hamper*
Muggly: didn’t you hear me Oggo?
Oggo: yes boss but its lunch time
Muggly: gggggrrrr never mind lunch we have a van to stop
Oggo: which do you want boss? I have a ham and cheese bun or a tuna sandwich
Muggly: Oggo we have work to do
*muggly’s stomach rumbles*
Muggly: oh ok I will have the tuna
To be continued…….