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Good Afternoon Ladies, Gentlemen *looks at Chyna sitting happily on the front row* and those of indeterminate sexuality. Welcome to the Special Reserve arena! Where tonight we will have the pleasure of seeing two of the biggest names in the forum do battle!
Ring announcer Howard Finkel makes his way into the ring to introduce the combatants. A somewhat funky remix of ‘Medal’ plays as Kurt Angle (Grandprix) makes his way down the ramp. “Ladies and Gentlemen introducing first from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania weighing in at 235 pounds….Kurt Angle!” Kurt Angle slips his frame between the second and third ropes before walking over to the fink and grabbing the microphone.
“What is wrong with you people?” Kurt begins, “I mean, I come all the way out here to this arena full of retards and in-breeds and all you do is boo me?” Kurt looks around bemused as the fans cut his last sentence off with a loud chorus of ‘What?’ “Shut up!” Kurt retorts…but the point he’s trying to make is cut short as the arena fills with the sound of breaking glass.
Kurt turns and faces the ramp…set, waiting for Austin’s arrival. But what’s this? Austin is coming through the crowd, unseen by Angle! Stone Cold Steve Austin (Kid Rock) runs across the ring, catching the back of Angle’s head with his elbow. Austin jumps on top of the floored Olympian and throws a flurry of punches at him…all Angle can do is try to cover up and wait for the onslaught to end! Stone Cold gets back to his feet, bounces off the ropes and drives the point of his elbow right into Kurt’s skull.
Kurt Angle (Grandprix) is reeling and he rolls out of the ring to try to compose himself, he won’t get any mercy from Austin though…as the beer-fuelled whoop-*ss machine follows him to the floor. Austin bounces Angle’s head repeatedly off the announcer’s table as Jim Ross and The King scramble for cover. But Angle finally stops the onslaught by flinging his leg backwards to catch Austin in the grapefruits! Kurt now whips Austin into the steel ring steps! CLANG!!!
Referee Timmy White pleads with Angle to get this one back into the ring, Kurt obliges by rolling in to break the count before rolling back out again, however the short time it took the Olympic hero to do this has let Austin get his breath back and he hits Angle with a big clothesline! Stone Cold (KR) pushes Angle back into the ring but as he rolls back inside himself Angle cuts him off with a series of stomps. Angle drags Austin back to his feet and whips him off the ropes…no he doesn’t! He’s held on to Austin’s arm and as this forces Austin to swing back towards Angle’s body Angle hits him with a huge belly to belly suplex! Angle jumps up and gives a huge ‘Whoo!’ to which the crowd replies with a chorus of ‘What?’
As Kurt looks bemused at the fans though, Stone Cold (Kid Rock) has got back onto his feet and whips Angle (GP) into the corner…where he proceeds to stomp a mud-hole in the gold medalist, before giving him a double-fingered salute. Stone Cold turns and squares up to Timmy White who has been trying to get his out of the corner. Angle sees the opportunity though and climbs the turnbuckle, but Austin turns around in time to see him and cuts him off with a couple of stiff shots to Angle’s head. Austin now climbs the turnbuckle too and hits a devastating top rope superplex! But it looks like it has taken as much out of Austin as it has Angle!
Timmy White has no other option to begin a double count out
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Angle is back on his feet, with Austin not far behind, although with the help of the ropes! Angle immediately locks Angle in a rear wait lock and hits a german suplex! He hasn’t let go either and hits another german suplex and again he doesn’t let go again…Angle his three more german suplexes before finally letting a dazed looking Austin go. Angle locks Austin in the ankle lock! Austin is in obvious pain here…and a long, long way from the ropes! Austin is gonna have to tap or Angle is going to snap his ankle right here! But Austin powers out…rolling forwards and sending Kurt Crashing head first into the turnbuckle!
As Kurt staggers around the centre of the ring looking dazed, Stone Cold climbs the turnbuckle and looks to bring a double axe handle crashing down on to the American Hero’s head, but Angle gets his arms up and in-between Austin’s breaking the axe handle and leaving Austin prone for another huge belly to belly suplex! Austin is down and looks about done. Angle is looking to finish this now and has gone to the top rope. He goes for the moonsault! But Austin rolls out of the way! Angle hits the canvas so hard he bounces back up onto his feet…straight into a stunner as well!
Austin makes the cover…1…2….3!!!
And just like that this one is over!
Ladies and Gentlemen…your winner: STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN!
Congratulations to Kid Rock, commiserations to Grand Prix
Hope you fans had a good time…and we’ll see you next time ;)
Ring announcer Howard Finkel makes his way into the ring to introduce the combatants. A somewhat funky remix of ‘Medal’ plays as Kurt Angle (Grandprix) makes his way down the ramp. “Ladies and Gentlemen introducing first from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania weighing in at 235 pounds….Kurt Angle!” Kurt Angle slips his frame between the second and third ropes before walking over to the fink and grabbing the microphone.
“What is wrong with you people?” Kurt begins, “I mean, I come all the way out here to this arena full of retards and in-breeds and all you do is boo me?” Kurt looks around bemused as the fans cut his last sentence off with a loud chorus of ‘What?’ “Shut up!” Kurt retorts…but the point he’s trying to make is cut short as the arena fills with the sound of breaking glass.
Kurt turns and faces the ramp…set, waiting for Austin’s arrival. But what’s this? Austin is coming through the crowd, unseen by Angle! Stone Cold Steve Austin (Kid Rock) runs across the ring, catching the back of Angle’s head with his elbow. Austin jumps on top of the floored Olympian and throws a flurry of punches at him…all Angle can do is try to cover up and wait for the onslaught to end! Stone Cold gets back to his feet, bounces off the ropes and drives the point of his elbow right into Kurt’s skull.
Kurt Angle (Grandprix) is reeling and he rolls out of the ring to try to compose himself, he won’t get any mercy from Austin though…as the beer-fuelled whoop-*ss machine follows him to the floor. Austin bounces Angle’s head repeatedly off the announcer’s table as Jim Ross and The King scramble for cover. But Angle finally stops the onslaught by flinging his leg backwards to catch Austin in the grapefruits! Kurt now whips Austin into the steel ring steps! CLANG!!!
Referee Timmy White pleads with Angle to get this one back into the ring, Kurt obliges by rolling in to break the count before rolling back out again, however the short time it took the Olympic hero to do this has let Austin get his breath back and he hits Angle with a big clothesline! Stone Cold (KR) pushes Angle back into the ring but as he rolls back inside himself Angle cuts him off with a series of stomps. Angle drags Austin back to his feet and whips him off the ropes…no he doesn’t! He’s held on to Austin’s arm and as this forces Austin to swing back towards Angle’s body Angle hits him with a huge belly to belly suplex! Angle jumps up and gives a huge ‘Whoo!’ to which the crowd replies with a chorus of ‘What?’
As Kurt looks bemused at the fans though, Stone Cold (Kid Rock) has got back onto his feet and whips Angle (GP) into the corner…where he proceeds to stomp a mud-hole in the gold medalist, before giving him a double-fingered salute. Stone Cold turns and squares up to Timmy White who has been trying to get his out of the corner. Angle sees the opportunity though and climbs the turnbuckle, but Austin turns around in time to see him and cuts him off with a couple of stiff shots to Angle’s head. Austin now climbs the turnbuckle too and hits a devastating top rope superplex! But it looks like it has taken as much out of Austin as it has Angle!
Timmy White has no other option to begin a double count out
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Angle is back on his feet, with Austin not far behind, although with the help of the ropes! Angle immediately locks Angle in a rear wait lock and hits a german suplex! He hasn’t let go either and hits another german suplex and again he doesn’t let go again…Angle his three more german suplexes before finally letting a dazed looking Austin go. Angle locks Austin in the ankle lock! Austin is in obvious pain here…and a long, long way from the ropes! Austin is gonna have to tap or Angle is going to snap his ankle right here! But Austin powers out…rolling forwards and sending Kurt Crashing head first into the turnbuckle!
As Kurt staggers around the centre of the ring looking dazed, Stone Cold climbs the turnbuckle and looks to bring a double axe handle crashing down on to the American Hero’s head, but Angle gets his arms up and in-between Austin’s breaking the axe handle and leaving Austin prone for another huge belly to belly suplex! Austin is down and looks about done. Angle is looking to finish this now and has gone to the top rope. He goes for the moonsault! But Austin rolls out of the way! Angle hits the canvas so hard he bounces back up onto his feet…straight into a stunner as well!
Austin makes the cover…1…2….3!!!
And just like that this one is over!
Ladies and Gentlemen…your winner: STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN!
Congratulations to Kid Rock, commiserations to Grand Prix
Hope you fans had a good time…and we’ll see you next time ;)
Great match Cong man! Enjoyed reading it all!
Nicely put out.
Congrats Stone Cold
Ha ha Angle :-P
Your match just gave me an idea for something ;-)
Nicely put out.
Congrats Stone Cold
Ha ha Angle :-P
Your match just gave me an idea for something ;-)
Ant wrote:
One mistake: "Angle immediately locks Angle in a rear wait
> lock and hits a german suplex!"
Aah, it gets confusing writing for two blokes whose names begin with 'A' :P
One mistake: "Angle immediately locks Angle in a rear wait
> lock and hits a german suplex!"
Aah, it gets confusing writing for two blokes whose names begin with 'A' :P
Good match Cong Man. I particularly liked the entrances and the way you described moves and the action. Well done!
Kurt Angle better not lose to Taker or I will have to kill him! :D
Well done Cong Man. Great match! Well done Kid Rock. Angle will make you tap one day! :D
Well done Cong Man. Great match! Well done Kid Rock. Angle will make you tap one day! :D
LOL!! That match made me laugh a lot Congie, especially at the start. Brilliant match with some original phrases and I like the way you describe the action. Excellent.
One mistake: "Angle immediately locks Angle in a rear wait lock and hits a german suplex!"
:D
Loved it.
One mistake: "Angle immediately locks Angle in a rear wait lock and hits a german suplex!"
:D
Loved it.
Good match Cong Man, well written, so its Jericho vs Austin. Nice!
Good Afternoon Ladies, Gentlemen *looks at Chyna sitting happily on the front row* and those of indeterminate sexuality. Welcome to the Special Reserve arena! Where tonight we will have the pleasure of seeing two of the biggest names in the forum do battle!
Ring announcer Howard Finkel makes his way into the ring to introduce the combatants. A somewhat funky remix of ‘Medal’ plays as Kurt Angle (Grandprix) makes his way down the ramp. “Ladies and Gentlemen introducing first from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania weighing in at 235 pounds….Kurt Angle!” Kurt Angle slips his frame between the second and third ropes before walking over to the fink and grabbing the microphone.
“What is wrong with you people?” Kurt begins, “I mean, I come all the way out here to this arena full of retards and in-breeds and all you do is boo me?” Kurt looks around bemused as the fans cut his last sentence off with a loud chorus of ‘What?’ “Shut up!” Kurt retorts…but the point he’s trying to make is cut short as the arena fills with the sound of breaking glass.
Kurt turns and faces the ramp…set, waiting for Austin’s arrival. But what’s this? Austin is coming through the crowd, unseen by Angle! Stone Cold Steve Austin (Kid Rock) runs across the ring, catching the back of Angle’s head with his elbow. Austin jumps on top of the floored Olympian and throws a flurry of punches at him…all Angle can do is try to cover up and wait for the onslaught to end! Stone Cold gets back to his feet, bounces off the ropes and drives the point of his elbow right into Kurt’s skull.
Kurt Angle (Grandprix) is reeling and he rolls out of the ring to try to compose himself, he won’t get any mercy from Austin though…as the beer-fuelled whoop-*ss machine follows him to the floor. Austin bounces Angle’s head repeatedly off the announcer’s table as Jim Ross and The King scramble for cover. But Angle finally stops the onslaught by flinging his leg backwards to catch Austin in the grapefruits! Kurt now whips Austin into the steel ring steps! CLANG!!!
Referee Timmy White pleads with Angle to get this one back into the ring, Kurt obliges by rolling in to break the count before rolling back out again, however the short time it took the Olympic hero to do this has let Austin get his breath back and he hits Angle with a big clothesline! Stone Cold (KR) pushes Angle back into the ring but as he rolls back inside himself Angle cuts him off with a series of stomps. Angle drags Austin back to his feet and whips him off the ropes…no he doesn’t! He’s held on to Austin’s arm and as this forces Austin to swing back towards Angle’s body Angle hits him with a huge belly to belly suplex! Angle jumps up and gives a huge ‘Whoo!’ to which the crowd replies with a chorus of ‘What?’
As Kurt looks bemused at the fans though, Stone Cold (Kid Rock) has got back onto his feet and whips Angle (GP) into the corner…where he proceeds to stomp a mud-hole in the gold medalist, before giving him a double-fingered salute. Stone Cold turns and squares up to Timmy White who has been trying to get his out of the corner. Angle sees the opportunity though and climbs the turnbuckle, but Austin turns around in time to see him and cuts him off with a couple of stiff shots to Angle’s head. Austin now climbs the turnbuckle too and hits a devastating top rope superplex! But it looks like it has taken as much out of Austin as it has Angle!
Timmy White has no other option to begin a double count out
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Angle is back on his feet, with Austin not far behind, although with the help of the ropes! Angle immediately locks Angle in a rear wait lock and hits a german suplex! He hasn’t let go either and hits another german suplex and again he doesn’t let go again…Angle his three more german suplexes before finally letting a dazed looking Austin go. Angle locks Austin in the ankle lock! Austin is in obvious pain here…and a long, long way from the ropes! Austin is gonna have to tap or Angle is going to snap his ankle right here! But Austin powers out…rolling forwards and sending Kurt Crashing head first into the turnbuckle!
As Kurt staggers around the centre of the ring looking dazed, Stone Cold climbs the turnbuckle and looks to bring a double axe handle crashing down on to the American Hero’s head, but Angle gets his arms up and in-between Austin’s breaking the axe handle and leaving Austin prone for another huge belly to belly suplex! Austin is down and looks about done. Angle is looking to finish this now and has gone to the top rope. He goes for the moonsault! But Austin rolls out of the way! Angle hits the canvas so hard he bounces back up onto his feet…straight into a stunner as well!
Austin makes the cover…1…2….3!!!
And just like that this one is over!
Ladies and Gentlemen…your winner: STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN!
Congratulations to Kid Rock, commiserations to Grand Prix
Hope you fans had a good time…and we’ll see you next time ;)
Ring announcer Howard Finkel makes his way into the ring to introduce the combatants. A somewhat funky remix of ‘Medal’ plays as Kurt Angle (Grandprix) makes his way down the ramp. “Ladies and Gentlemen introducing first from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania weighing in at 235 pounds….Kurt Angle!” Kurt Angle slips his frame between the second and third ropes before walking over to the fink and grabbing the microphone.
“What is wrong with you people?” Kurt begins, “I mean, I come all the way out here to this arena full of retards and in-breeds and all you do is boo me?” Kurt looks around bemused as the fans cut his last sentence off with a loud chorus of ‘What?’ “Shut up!” Kurt retorts…but the point he’s trying to make is cut short as the arena fills with the sound of breaking glass.
Kurt turns and faces the ramp…set, waiting for Austin’s arrival. But what’s this? Austin is coming through the crowd, unseen by Angle! Stone Cold Steve Austin (Kid Rock) runs across the ring, catching the back of Angle’s head with his elbow. Austin jumps on top of the floored Olympian and throws a flurry of punches at him…all Angle can do is try to cover up and wait for the onslaught to end! Stone Cold gets back to his feet, bounces off the ropes and drives the point of his elbow right into Kurt’s skull.
Kurt Angle (Grandprix) is reeling and he rolls out of the ring to try to compose himself, he won’t get any mercy from Austin though…as the beer-fuelled whoop-*ss machine follows him to the floor. Austin bounces Angle’s head repeatedly off the announcer’s table as Jim Ross and The King scramble for cover. But Angle finally stops the onslaught by flinging his leg backwards to catch Austin in the grapefruits! Kurt now whips Austin into the steel ring steps! CLANG!!!
Referee Timmy White pleads with Angle to get this one back into the ring, Kurt obliges by rolling in to break the count before rolling back out again, however the short time it took the Olympic hero to do this has let Austin get his breath back and he hits Angle with a big clothesline! Stone Cold (KR) pushes Angle back into the ring but as he rolls back inside himself Angle cuts him off with a series of stomps. Angle drags Austin back to his feet and whips him off the ropes…no he doesn’t! He’s held on to Austin’s arm and as this forces Austin to swing back towards Angle’s body Angle hits him with a huge belly to belly suplex! Angle jumps up and gives a huge ‘Whoo!’ to which the crowd replies with a chorus of ‘What?’
As Kurt looks bemused at the fans though, Stone Cold (Kid Rock) has got back onto his feet and whips Angle (GP) into the corner…where he proceeds to stomp a mud-hole in the gold medalist, before giving him a double-fingered salute. Stone Cold turns and squares up to Timmy White who has been trying to get his out of the corner. Angle sees the opportunity though and climbs the turnbuckle, but Austin turns around in time to see him and cuts him off with a couple of stiff shots to Angle’s head. Austin now climbs the turnbuckle too and hits a devastating top rope superplex! But it looks like it has taken as much out of Austin as it has Angle!
Timmy White has no other option to begin a double count out
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Angle is back on his feet, with Austin not far behind, although with the help of the ropes! Angle immediately locks Angle in a rear wait lock and hits a german suplex! He hasn’t let go either and hits another german suplex and again he doesn’t let go again…Angle his three more german suplexes before finally letting a dazed looking Austin go. Angle locks Austin in the ankle lock! Austin is in obvious pain here…and a long, long way from the ropes! Austin is gonna have to tap or Angle is going to snap his ankle right here! But Austin powers out…rolling forwards and sending Kurt Crashing head first into the turnbuckle!
As Kurt staggers around the centre of the ring looking dazed, Stone Cold climbs the turnbuckle and looks to bring a double axe handle crashing down on to the American Hero’s head, but Angle gets his arms up and in-between Austin’s breaking the axe handle and leaving Austin prone for another huge belly to belly suplex! Austin is down and looks about done. Angle is looking to finish this now and has gone to the top rope. He goes for the moonsault! But Austin rolls out of the way! Angle hits the canvas so hard he bounces back up onto his feet…straight into a stunner as well!
Austin makes the cover…1…2….3!!!
And just like that this one is over!
Ladies and Gentlemen…your winner: STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN!
Congratulations to Kid Rock, commiserations to Grand Prix
Hope you fans had a good time…and we’ll see you next time ;)