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Be on the lookout for a new breed of 'Evil Manc' computer viruses that could seriously affect/infect your PC. It comes in several different forms, each having a different effect on your PC.
Virus name and what it does:
1) The Manchester United Virus - This where the computer develops a memory disorder and forgets about every thing before 1993.
2) The Manchester United shirt virus - This one is especially hard to detect as it changes its format every three months.
3) The David Beckham virus - This affects newer computers mainly. The computer looks great, all the lights are on, but nothing works.
4) The Roy Keane virus - Throws you out of Windows.
5) The Alex Ferguson virus - The computer develops a continuous whining noise. The on screen clock runs a lot slower than all the other computers in the building.
6) The Andy Cole virus - The computer is unable to get any thing into the Inbox.
7) The Ryan Giggs virus - The computer develops a processor problem whereby it thinks it's better than it actually is. It also experiences dramatic fluctuations in performance.
8) The Fabien Barthez virus - You just can't save anything.
Virus name and what it does:
1) The Manchester United Virus - This where the computer develops a memory disorder and forgets about every thing before 1993.
2) The Manchester United shirt virus - This one is especially hard to detect as it changes its format every three months.
3) The David Beckham virus - This affects newer computers mainly. The computer looks great, all the lights are on, but nothing works.
4) The Roy Keane virus - Throws you out of Windows.
5) The Alex Ferguson virus - The computer develops a continuous whining noise. The on screen clock runs a lot slower than all the other computers in the building.
6) The Andy Cole virus - The computer is unable to get any thing into the Inbox.
7) The Ryan Giggs virus - The computer develops a processor problem whereby it thinks it's better than it actually is. It also experiences dramatic fluctuations in performance.
8) The Fabien Barthez virus - You just can't save anything.
A several people I know have been infected too...
thats good! :D
lol!
Be on the lookout for a new breed of 'Evil Manc' computer viruses that could seriously affect/infect your PC. It comes in several different forms, each having a different effect on your PC.
Virus name and what it does:
1) The Manchester United Virus - This where the computer develops a memory disorder and forgets about every thing before 1993.
2) The Manchester United shirt virus - This one is especially hard to detect as it changes its format every three months.
3) The David Beckham virus - This affects newer computers mainly. The computer looks great, all the lights are on, but nothing works.
4) The Roy Keane virus - Throws you out of Windows.
5) The Alex Ferguson virus - The computer develops a continuous whining noise. The on screen clock runs a lot slower than all the other computers in the building.
6) The Andy Cole virus - The computer is unable to get any thing into the Inbox.
7) The Ryan Giggs virus - The computer develops a processor problem whereby it thinks it's better than it actually is. It also experiences dramatic fluctuations in performance.
8) The Fabien Barthez virus - You just can't save anything.
Virus name and what it does:
1) The Manchester United Virus - This where the computer develops a memory disorder and forgets about every thing before 1993.
2) The Manchester United shirt virus - This one is especially hard to detect as it changes its format every three months.
3) The David Beckham virus - This affects newer computers mainly. The computer looks great, all the lights are on, but nothing works.
4) The Roy Keane virus - Throws you out of Windows.
5) The Alex Ferguson virus - The computer develops a continuous whining noise. The on screen clock runs a lot slower than all the other computers in the building.
6) The Andy Cole virus - The computer is unable to get any thing into the Inbox.
7) The Ryan Giggs virus - The computer develops a processor problem whereby it thinks it's better than it actually is. It also experiences dramatic fluctuations in performance.
8) The Fabien Barthez virus - You just can't save anything.