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Fri 14/12/01 at 10:56
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A long time ago in a galaxy fart fart away...

Episode 9 - Starfarter.

It is a time of eating and farting in the galaxy, however an ill wind has begun to flow through the Republic. The recent attacks from the Trade Fartaration, involving stink bombs landing amongst innocent citizens has forced our hero Luke Airmaker to return fire against this putrid assault. He has journeyed in his starfarter to the orbiting Fartaration spacesh erm... anyway...

Aboard the Fartaration Spaceship:

"I`m Luke Airmaker, I`m here to fart with you."
"Your farts are weak old man"
"Your overconfidence is your weakness"
"Your faith in your farts is yours"
-Trade Fartaration guy prepares himself-
"You fart in that thing? You`re braver than I thought"
"I don`t want any trouble... come, let me fart at something"
"I have the fart sentence in 12 solar systems"
-Fartaration soldier enters the room-
"I told you to remain aboard the command ship"
"I felt a disturbance in the farts..."
"Strange that I have not"
-Fart Solo gets on the comms-
"The time for our attack fart has come"
"May the Farts be with you Airmaker"
"We`re going in, and we`re going in full fartle"
"Maybe baby hold together..."
"Just a few more seconds..."
"Its away"
-Loud explosion accompanied by appalling smell-
"Great shot kid that was one in a million".
-Trade Fartaration guys collapse due to smell-

The End.
Tue 31/05/11 at 09:08
Posts: 208
Evenin.....

We're planning on an assault of the West Pennines tomorrow.
Meet at the usual spot, Hare & Hounds, Abbey Village at 17:45

If there is anyone out there just looking at our website, get off yer butts and join us tomorrow night ;)

Route to be decided........

PK
Fri 14/12/01 at 11:04
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Posts: 6,702
Thanks! :-) Sadly I ran out of ideas pretty swiftly, and to top it off I forgot to link it to the PS2 forum in any other way afart from the title being close to Starfighter.
Fri 14/12/01 at 10:59
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"not dead"
Posts: 11,145
"ill wind"

That was my favourite!
Fri 14/12/01 at 10:56
Regular
Posts: 6,702
A long time ago in a galaxy fart fart away...

Episode 9 - Starfarter.

It is a time of eating and farting in the galaxy, however an ill wind has begun to flow through the Republic. The recent attacks from the Trade Fartaration, involving stink bombs landing amongst innocent citizens has forced our hero Luke Airmaker to return fire against this putrid assault. He has journeyed in his starfarter to the orbiting Fartaration spacesh erm... anyway...

Aboard the Fartaration Spaceship:

"I`m Luke Airmaker, I`m here to fart with you."
"Your farts are weak old man"
"Your overconfidence is your weakness"
"Your faith in your farts is yours"
-Trade Fartaration guy prepares himself-
"You fart in that thing? You`re braver than I thought"
"I don`t want any trouble... come, let me fart at something"
"I have the fart sentence in 12 solar systems"
-Fartaration soldier enters the room-
"I told you to remain aboard the command ship"
"I felt a disturbance in the farts..."
"Strange that I have not"
-Fart Solo gets on the comms-
"The time for our attack fart has come"
"May the Farts be with you Airmaker"
"We`re going in, and we`re going in full fartle"
"Maybe baby hold together..."
"Just a few more seconds..."
"Its away"
-Loud explosion accompanied by appalling smell-
"Great shot kid that was one in a million".
-Trade Fartaration guys collapse due to smell-

The End.

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