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"Dear Special Observe..."

To: Special Observe
Sent: 18.03.03
From: Sfone
Re: Ur site sux

Why does your name rip off Special Reserves? Its not very original is it?
You don’t even give free games away, your website is boring.
Maybe if you want me to go on your website again you could perhaps send my a game, doesn’t matter which console its for, as long as its new.

Please send game as soon as possible…

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To: Sfone
Sent: 19.03.03
From: Special Observe
Re: Re: You Suck…

First of all the title is meant to resemble that of Special Reserves, yes, It is very original, I bet you couldn’t of thought of anything better.

As for the free game, your pushing it a bit aren’t you. Do you think I really give a damn whether you go onto the site or not.

You really are wrong in the head mate.

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To: Special Observe
Sent: 19.03.03
From: Sfone
Re: Re: Re: No, you suck…

That’s it, I am never going to go on your site again, and it will burn, because everyone will hate it, because it doesn’t give away free games.

Maybe we could arrange you to give me any game, doesn’t have to be that new. Then your website won’t be demolished.

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To: Sfone
Sent: 20.03.03
From: Special Observe
Re: Re: Re: Re: I am going to eat you…

I have no clue what you want from us, one less visitor on the site isn’t going to make it ‘demolished’. And, no you can’t have a free game, under any circumstances.
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To: Special Observe
Sent: 21.03.03
From: Sfone
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Stop being such a grebe…


Ok, If I flip a coin and it is heads, then you send me a free game, if its tails, you don’t have to.

Damn, t… Heads, you send me a game then. Do you have Panzer Dragoon?
If not, just send me cash, thanks…

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To: Sfone
Sent: 21.03.03
From: Special Observe
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Stop it, for God’s sake…

What is your problem? I don’t have time for your insignificant rambling, and you definitely cannot have a game, for Christ’s sake…

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To: Special Observe
Sent: 22.03.03
From: Sfone
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Cash is sound mate…

Cash will be fine then mate, no problems.

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To: Sfone
Sent: 22.03.03
From: Special Observe
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: You just don’t get it, you stupid

STOP SENDING ME EMAILS YOU IMPERTINENT FREAK; YOU CANNOT HAVE ANY GAMES, OR MONEY. JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!

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To: Special Observe
Sent: 23.03.03
From: Sfone
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Open this email, enclosed is a cheque…

I have enclosed a virus with this email. You have to open the attached file in order to stop it spreading. If it spreads, it will destroy your website.

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To: Sfone
Sent: 23.03.03
From: Special Observe
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: That wasn’t a virus…

There was not a virus, you idiot. And the attached file was a rendition of ‘Singing in the Rain’ sung by some sort of farmyard animal…

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To: Special Observe
Sent: 23.03.03
From: Sfone
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: You will die, from email poison hahaha…


That was me singing… and it was a virus, I made it in paint, so don’t call me an itiod, you malodorous sock…

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To: Sfone
Sent: 23.03.03
From: Special Observe
Re: I stopped using all those Re:’s


Stop wasting my time.

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To: Special Observe
Sent: 24.03.03
From: Sfone
Re: I told my mum of you…

I’m going to forward these emails to the real Special Reserve so that they shut down your site, and urinate in your eyes. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!11

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To: Sfone
Sent: 24.03.03
From: Special Observe
Re: What are you talkin’ ‘bout foo’?


They don’t have the authority to close down my site you moron.

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To: Sfone
Sent: 24.03.03
From: Alistair Gray
Re: What’s with the forwards, zombie…

Why have you forwarded all those emails to me? I thought I killed you anyway…
Stop hassling me you ignorant hoodwink.

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To: Alistair Gray
Sent: 24.03.03
From: Special Observe
Re: Ignore the swine ball

I’m sorry about this loser, he seems to be ‘wrong’ in the cranium. May I suggest re-killing him?

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To: Alistair Gray
Sent: 25.03.03
From: Sfone
Re: You made me kill my brother…

I H8 u so much u mde me kill my bro, cos u sed sharpn knife on neck, so I did. N I klled hm. And its my bday nxt week so I wont get n e present from him, cos he is dead. I h8 u.

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To: Sfone
Sent: 26.03.03
From: Special Observe
Re: You are so damn gullible…

You actually killed your own brother? Dude you are so gullible. You really are wrong…

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To: Sfone
Sent: 26.03.03
From Alistair Gray
Re: Bird on rat…

I searched for years trying to find the most hardcore rodent and bird websites, but now I have found the hardest.

HARDORE! HARDCORE! HARDCORE!

THIS IS DA BEST ON DA NET!!!

MUST SEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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To: Alistair Gray
Sent: 27.03.03
From: Sfone
Re: Don’t bother, I will kill you

Don’t start this again please. I have a knife and will go for the Basildon store this time, not the puny Nottingham one. HAHAHAHAHAHAQ!!!!!!11111

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To: Sfone
Sent: 27.03.03
From: Alistair Gray.
Re: Congratulations.

Congratulations you won an unlisted Game A Day. I have automatically selected a game for you and dispatched it to your address. Well done…

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To: Alistair Gray
Sent: 28.03.03
From: Sfone
Re: Its too big…

Thanks very much. What game is it? Because it looks too big to be a game… I will open it shortly.

It also makes strange beeping noises. Is that a problem?

Thanks.

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To: Alistair Gray
Sent: 29.03.03
From: CNN Today
Re: House bombed. Thought to be Iraqi’s

Main News Today: Leicestershire house bombed.

From within a two-story house, a bomb was detonated. Thought to be the work of Saddam Hussein. Bush states: “I will kill more innocent civilians, from both the British and American Forces”

In other News: Hardcore animal sites are to be given ’15’rating, following parents being disgusted from the content.

And Also: Specialist Games retailers are thought to be involved in the Mafia underworld.

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To: Alistair Gray
Sent: 30.03.03
From: Special Observe
Re: Did you kill him?

Did you actually destroy him? LOL, ROTFL, LMAO, ROTFLMFAO…

Well played.

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To: Special Observe
Sent: 31.03.03
From: Alistair Gray
Re:
Check out the new site, part of the Special Reserve Discount Games Incorporation:

www.ukhardcoreanimals.com

The process of getting interested has lasted 2 months, and finally the hardest animal site on the web, is up.

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To: Alistair Gray
Sent: 31.03.03
From: Special Observe
Re: *Is speechless*

Nice!

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This was brought to you by: Sfone’s Outlook Express Inbox….

Cheers

Pop, Pop, Welcome to the top :D

Sfone i think you've got a wicked imagination and are an original writer. I enjoyed this just as much as the first one and like the way you re-introduced alistar gray, genius. nice stuff, a GAD should be promplery awarded *begins wrapping bom...game*

Great stuff again Sfone. I still like the first one better, but they do say that you can never beat the original.

pop

Kyz22 wrote:
> You continue to send me into wild hysterics. You are the best writer
> on SR mate :-)
>
> Did the last post like this get GAD?


Kyz22 wrote:
> Keep them coming mate. By what I've seen today [Been here all day
> pretty much] this is the best thing so far. Deserves a multitude of
> GADs :-)


Uh, you've got a little brown...
*Points to nose*
Yeah, that's it.

Not got his e-mail addy yet?

Kyz22 wrote:
> You continue to send me into wild hysterics. You are the best writer
> on SR mate :-)
>
> Did the last post like this get GAD?


"We are now entering Sfone's Buttocks, please keep to the rear of the vehicle"

He owns SO.

Good stuff. But.

*help me help me! I'm a loose superlative! Help!*

Sheesh.....!

Suuuuure

I never wrote any of this.

:-P

Some nice inventive stuff there Sfone.

Keep it up, if you can.

:P