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“DONG! Dead Man Walking…” The crowd erupt with boos as The Undertaker (Jetster) gets set for the following hardcore match! He will be taking on the King of Hardcore RVD (Seifer) and also a surprise entrant in Chris Kanyon (Big Slow).
(RVD’s music hits) A massive pop for Rob Van Dam (Seifer) as he struts to the ring! “Rob…Van…DAM!”
“Who better than Kanyon!?” Not much of a response for Chris Kanyon (Big Slow). I’m not sure how he will cope in this sort of environment.
RVD leaps into the ring and heads towards the Undertaker. He takes the big man down with a dropkick to the legs, and then an insulting kick to the face! Meanwhile, Kanyon is throwing weapons into the ring, and grabs a big STOP sign for himself. He calmly waits on the outside as Taker and RVD continue to battle on. RVD has picked up a trash can lid that Kanyon threw in, and he smashes it over Undertaker’s head! RVD whips him into the turnbuckle and sprints towards him, nailing a hard clothesline. Undertaker slips down, and we know what RVD will do here! He holds the trash can lid in front of him, runs at Taker and OH!! Taker smacks his fist into the chair, causing it to rebound into the face of RVD! But Taker has hurt himself in the process. Big Slow decides to take advantage of the situation, and he quickly covers RVD. 1…2…and Taker breaks it up! Taker throws some hard right hands, whips him into the ropes and delivers a devastating boot to the face! WHAM!! From behind RVD comes with the stop sign that Kanyon dropped earlier.
Jetster as The Undertaker staggers, trying not to fall, but RVD bounces off the ropes, throws the stop sign in the air and with perfect timing and balance hits a dropkick on the falling weapon, which connects with The Undertaker’s head! AMAZING! Seifer celebrates, and the crowd begin the RVD chant. Kanyon tries to use a fire extinguisher on RVD, but RVD ducks and VAN DAMINATOR!!! The force of the kick causes Kanyon to fly out of the ring to the outside. RVD slowly climbs to the top turnbuckle, gulps, and leaps-but no, he’s knocked off by…by Raven (Starlight)!! What the hell is he doing here? Starlight, the first ever hardcore champion…is this some sort of no.1 contender match!? Raven puts a chair on the floor, picks up a groggy Undertaker (Jetster) and hooks him up for a Raven Effect! WHAM!! You could hear that echo through the arena! He covers Undertaker, 1…2…but Big Slow from no where breaks it up!
Kanyon (Big Slow) exchanges right-hands with Raven (Starlight) and gets the upper hand. Kick to the stomach, Gut-Wrench Suplex! Kanyon begins the first real wrestling of the match, hooking him up for an overhead suplex. But Starlight slides off, bounces off the ropes and takes him down with a Bulldog! He climbs to the second rope and lifts his arms in the air to the crowd, not seeing someone else enter into the ring! He jumps down, turns and GORE!!! GORE!! GORE!! Rhyno (also Jetster) nails his big rival Raven (Starlight) with an absolutely massive gore! He hooks the leg, 1…2..and RVD (Seifer) off the second rope with a leg drop breaks it up! Rhyno rolls out of the ring holding his head, and RVD climbs the turnbuckle again, this time to the top. He signals to the crowd, 5-STAR FROG SPLASH!! But somehow Starlight moves out of the way, causing Seifer to smash straight into the unforgiving canvas! All carnage is breaking loose, I mean Raven (Starlight) and Rhyno (Jetster) aren’t even meant to be in this match! But it’s hardcore rules remember-there are no rules! Everyone is down!
“TURN IT UP!” Now what!? It’s the current hardcore champion, Grandmaster Sexay (Ant)! He dances to the ring, the crowd cheering! He heads straight for the top, and he points to The Undertaker, who’s still lying in the ring! He puts the flying goggles on, lifts his arms in the air and WHAM!! HIP HOP DROP!! Grandmaster makes a cover, 1…2…and The Undertaker powers out! Unbelievable! Ant gets to his feet, stunned. Jetster smiles, and delivers a hard clothesline! He whips the hardcore champion into the ropes, and grabs him by the throat! CHOKESLAM!! Grandmaster isn’t moving, is this the end of his title reign!? Jetster pins him,
1…2…and Brian Adams (BBS Scott) breaks it up, by spraying the fire extinguisher everywhere! Undertaker staggers around, wiping his eyes, but Brian Adams kick him in the gut, POWERBOMB!! Rhyno (Jetster) runs towards him, looking for a gore, but BBS hits a kick to the face! Rhyno goes straight down, and Adams makes a cover, 1…2…and Rhyno just gets the shoulder up!
Oh my god…someone big is walking down the ramp…someone very big! I don’t believe it! It’s the Big Show (Longy)!! Raven (Starlight) runs towards him, but the Show grabs him by the neck, HUGE CHOKESLAM!! RVD (Seifer) is on the top turnbuckle again, and leaps, looking for a Flying Crossbody! But he’s caught in midair, and then put across the Big Show’s shoulder! SMASH!! My God!! He was just power-slammed onto the steel steps! But Undertaker (Jetster) off the top rope, knocks him down with a Flying Clothesline! As The Undertaker slowly gets up, Justin Credible (Rickoss) runs from the back, holding a table! He hits Taker in the stomach with it, knocking him to his knees! He tells Chris Kanyon (Big Slow) to pick him up and put him on the table…he does so, while Justin climbs to the top rope! Remember, this is happening on the outside of the ring! Credible lifts his arms in the air, and gets set to jump! But Ant purposefully bounces on the ropes, causing Credible to fall! Taker kicks Kanyon where the sun don’t shine and scrambles off the table, and Rickoss falls straight through it! The crowd go wild at the sight of broken wood!
Ant slowly turns around and WHAM!! Crash (Grandprix) with a steel chair shot to the head! Surely it’s finally over! 1…2…but Hardcore Holly (Ice Blaster) breaks it up! He kicks Crash in the gut, lifts him up, ALABAMA SLAM!! Where have all these people come from!? There was only meant to be 3 people in this match, now it’s basically the whole Hardcore division! Ice Blaster turns to celebrate, but is met by Bradshaw (Kid Rock) who nails a Clothesline from Hell! Standing on the second rope is another new entrant, Shane McMahon (Cong Man)!! He has a Kendo Stick, and he jumps, nailing Kid Rock right between the eyes with it! Shane makes a cover, 1…2…and it’s broken up by Tazz (Mouldy Cheese) who locks in the Tazzmission! And meanwhile, Viscera (AfroJoe) is in the ring, and he hits a Big Splash on Bradshaw (Kid Rock) and then Hardcore Holly (Ice Blaster)!! Both men roll outside the ring and he follows, as do Cheese and Cong Man, who are seemingly looking for more foreign objects!
Everyone’s on the outside, some in the crowd, apart from the 2 big rivals Raven (Starlight) and Rhyno (Jetster)! Raven has him set up for the Raven Effect, but with amazing strength Rhyno reverses, flipping Starlight over and onto the mat! Jetster goes to the corner, waiting for him to get up. The crowd know what’s coming! GORE!! GORE!! GORE!! Rhyno hooks the leg, 1…2…3!!!! Finally!! Finally, this absolutely unbelievable match has come to an end! A match which was supposed to have 3 entrants, ended up with the whole hardcore division in there, including the champ, who has seemingly escaped with his title still intact! But what has this match done for Rhyno (Jetster) and Raven (Starlight)!? These 2 are set to battle it out next week, but it’s Jetster who gets the first laugh!
The winner of this match, Rhyno (Jetster.)
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I’m sorry for this very hard-to-follow match, but I felt like a bit of fun, and I reckon I got nearly all of you involved. At least, those of you with hardcore division wrestlers. Also, you may’ve noticed that I used the proper names much more. Tell me what you think.
Thanks for reading, Ant.
(RVD’s music hits) A massive pop for Rob Van Dam (Seifer) as he struts to the ring! “Rob…Van…DAM!”
“Who better than Kanyon!?” Not much of a response for Chris Kanyon (Big Slow). I’m not sure how he will cope in this sort of environment.
RVD leaps into the ring and heads towards the Undertaker. He takes the big man down with a dropkick to the legs, and then an insulting kick to the face! Meanwhile, Kanyon is throwing weapons into the ring, and grabs a big STOP sign for himself. He calmly waits on the outside as Taker and RVD continue to battle on. RVD has picked up a trash can lid that Kanyon threw in, and he smashes it over Undertaker’s head! RVD whips him into the turnbuckle and sprints towards him, nailing a hard clothesline. Undertaker slips down, and we know what RVD will do here! He holds the trash can lid in front of him, runs at Taker and OH!! Taker smacks his fist into the chair, causing it to rebound into the face of RVD! But Taker has hurt himself in the process. Big Slow decides to take advantage of the situation, and he quickly covers RVD. 1…2…and Taker breaks it up! Taker throws some hard right hands, whips him into the ropes and delivers a devastating boot to the face! WHAM!! From behind RVD comes with the stop sign that Kanyon dropped earlier.
Jetster as The Undertaker staggers, trying not to fall, but RVD bounces off the ropes, throws the stop sign in the air and with perfect timing and balance hits a dropkick on the falling weapon, which connects with The Undertaker’s head! AMAZING! Seifer celebrates, and the crowd begin the RVD chant. Kanyon tries to use a fire extinguisher on RVD, but RVD ducks and VAN DAMINATOR!!! The force of the kick causes Kanyon to fly out of the ring to the outside. RVD slowly climbs to the top turnbuckle, gulps, and leaps-but no, he’s knocked off by…by Raven (Starlight)!! What the hell is he doing here? Starlight, the first ever hardcore champion…is this some sort of no.1 contender match!? Raven puts a chair on the floor, picks up a groggy Undertaker (Jetster) and hooks him up for a Raven Effect! WHAM!! You could hear that echo through the arena! He covers Undertaker, 1…2…but Big Slow from no where breaks it up!
Kanyon (Big Slow) exchanges right-hands with Raven (Starlight) and gets the upper hand. Kick to the stomach, Gut-Wrench Suplex! Kanyon begins the first real wrestling of the match, hooking him up for an overhead suplex. But Starlight slides off, bounces off the ropes and takes him down with a Bulldog! He climbs to the second rope and lifts his arms in the air to the crowd, not seeing someone else enter into the ring! He jumps down, turns and GORE!!! GORE!! GORE!! Rhyno (also Jetster) nails his big rival Raven (Starlight) with an absolutely massive gore! He hooks the leg, 1…2..and RVD (Seifer) off the second rope with a leg drop breaks it up! Rhyno rolls out of the ring holding his head, and RVD climbs the turnbuckle again, this time to the top. He signals to the crowd, 5-STAR FROG SPLASH!! But somehow Starlight moves out of the way, causing Seifer to smash straight into the unforgiving canvas! All carnage is breaking loose, I mean Raven (Starlight) and Rhyno (Jetster) aren’t even meant to be in this match! But it’s hardcore rules remember-there are no rules! Everyone is down!
“TURN IT UP!” Now what!? It’s the current hardcore champion, Grandmaster Sexay (Ant)! He dances to the ring, the crowd cheering! He heads straight for the top, and he points to The Undertaker, who’s still lying in the ring! He puts the flying goggles on, lifts his arms in the air and WHAM!! HIP HOP DROP!! Grandmaster makes a cover, 1…2…and The Undertaker powers out! Unbelievable! Ant gets to his feet, stunned. Jetster smiles, and delivers a hard clothesline! He whips the hardcore champion into the ropes, and grabs him by the throat! CHOKESLAM!! Grandmaster isn’t moving, is this the end of his title reign!? Jetster pins him,
1…2…and Brian Adams (BBS Scott) breaks it up, by spraying the fire extinguisher everywhere! Undertaker staggers around, wiping his eyes, but Brian Adams kick him in the gut, POWERBOMB!! Rhyno (Jetster) runs towards him, looking for a gore, but BBS hits a kick to the face! Rhyno goes straight down, and Adams makes a cover, 1…2…and Rhyno just gets the shoulder up!
Oh my god…someone big is walking down the ramp…someone very big! I don’t believe it! It’s the Big Show (Longy)!! Raven (Starlight) runs towards him, but the Show grabs him by the neck, HUGE CHOKESLAM!! RVD (Seifer) is on the top turnbuckle again, and leaps, looking for a Flying Crossbody! But he’s caught in midair, and then put across the Big Show’s shoulder! SMASH!! My God!! He was just power-slammed onto the steel steps! But Undertaker (Jetster) off the top rope, knocks him down with a Flying Clothesline! As The Undertaker slowly gets up, Justin Credible (Rickoss) runs from the back, holding a table! He hits Taker in the stomach with it, knocking him to his knees! He tells Chris Kanyon (Big Slow) to pick him up and put him on the table…he does so, while Justin climbs to the top rope! Remember, this is happening on the outside of the ring! Credible lifts his arms in the air, and gets set to jump! But Ant purposefully bounces on the ropes, causing Credible to fall! Taker kicks Kanyon where the sun don’t shine and scrambles off the table, and Rickoss falls straight through it! The crowd go wild at the sight of broken wood!
Ant slowly turns around and WHAM!! Crash (Grandprix) with a steel chair shot to the head! Surely it’s finally over! 1…2…but Hardcore Holly (Ice Blaster) breaks it up! He kicks Crash in the gut, lifts him up, ALABAMA SLAM!! Where have all these people come from!? There was only meant to be 3 people in this match, now it’s basically the whole Hardcore division! Ice Blaster turns to celebrate, but is met by Bradshaw (Kid Rock) who nails a Clothesline from Hell! Standing on the second rope is another new entrant, Shane McMahon (Cong Man)!! He has a Kendo Stick, and he jumps, nailing Kid Rock right between the eyes with it! Shane makes a cover, 1…2…and it’s broken up by Tazz (Mouldy Cheese) who locks in the Tazzmission! And meanwhile, Viscera (AfroJoe) is in the ring, and he hits a Big Splash on Bradshaw (Kid Rock) and then Hardcore Holly (Ice Blaster)!! Both men roll outside the ring and he follows, as do Cheese and Cong Man, who are seemingly looking for more foreign objects!
Everyone’s on the outside, some in the crowd, apart from the 2 big rivals Raven (Starlight) and Rhyno (Jetster)! Raven has him set up for the Raven Effect, but with amazing strength Rhyno reverses, flipping Starlight over and onto the mat! Jetster goes to the corner, waiting for him to get up. The crowd know what’s coming! GORE!! GORE!! GORE!! Rhyno hooks the leg, 1…2…3!!!! Finally!! Finally, this absolutely unbelievable match has come to an end! A match which was supposed to have 3 entrants, ended up with the whole hardcore division in there, including the champ, who has seemingly escaped with his title still intact! But what has this match done for Rhyno (Jetster) and Raven (Starlight)!? These 2 are set to battle it out next week, but it’s Jetster who gets the first laugh!
The winner of this match, Rhyno (Jetster.)
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I’m sorry for this very hard-to-follow match, but I felt like a bit of fun, and I reckon I got nearly all of you involved. At least, those of you with hardcore division wrestlers. Also, you may’ve noticed that I used the proper names much more. Tell me what you think.
Thanks for reading, Ant.
Starlight wrote:
> Woah!!
That was brilliant, great fast and furious action, very well
> done!
That damn Ant escaped with his title again :-)
In one week Jetster
> has thrown me through a window and pinned me 1 2 3.
The sign of things to
> come?
>me nothinks so :-P
Hehe, hopefully this match has hyped up the rivalry match coming up this week...
> Woah!!
That was brilliant, great fast and furious action, very well
> done!
That damn Ant escaped with his title again :-)
In one week Jetster
> has thrown me through a window and pinned me 1 2 3.
The sign of things to
> come?
>me nothinks so :-P
Hehe, hopefully this match has hyped up the rivalry match coming up this week...
Woah!!
That was brilliant, great fast and furious action, very well done!
That damn Ant escaped with his title again :-)
In one week Jetster has thrown me through a window and pinned me 1 2 3.
The sign of things to come?
me nothinks so :-P
That was brilliant, great fast and furious action, very well done!
That damn Ant escaped with his title again :-)
In one week Jetster has thrown me through a window and pinned me 1 2 3.
The sign of things to come?
me nothinks so :-P
Lol...I want to write more hardcore matches now, I enjoyed that one so much. :D
Anyway, KOTR Final announcement coming up next.
Anyway, KOTR Final announcement coming up next.
Great match Ant. Superb! Just one thing. You ended up replacing Grandmaster Sexay with some person called Ant and Crash ended up walloping him on the head, so are you alright Ant? :D
Nice bit of rivalry building.
Nice bit of rivalry building.
C'mon peoples!! Read it!! :D
You'll like it, I promise.
You'll like it, I promise.
WOAH! just finished reading that Ant and im impressed great match, just about to post the KOTR match
Great match. Best match I've seen yet since coming to the forums. Yes it did get about out of hand at some bits but it was still really cool. I didn't like the idea of using the real guys names in it as much though. It gets confusing as to who the actual person is at bits.
But really good all the same. Was Rhyno actually meant to be in the match? :D
But really good all the same. Was Rhyno actually meant to be in the match? :D
“DONG! Dead Man Walking…” The crowd erupt with boos as The Undertaker (Jetster) gets set for the following hardcore match! He will be taking on the King of Hardcore RVD (Seifer) and also a surprise entrant in Chris Kanyon (Big Slow).
(RVD’s music hits) A massive pop for Rob Van Dam (Seifer) as he struts to the ring! “Rob…Van…DAM!”
“Who better than Kanyon!?” Not much of a response for Chris Kanyon (Big Slow). I’m not sure how he will cope in this sort of environment.
RVD leaps into the ring and heads towards the Undertaker. He takes the big man down with a dropkick to the legs, and then an insulting kick to the face! Meanwhile, Kanyon is throwing weapons into the ring, and grabs a big STOP sign for himself. He calmly waits on the outside as Taker and RVD continue to battle on. RVD has picked up a trash can lid that Kanyon threw in, and he smashes it over Undertaker’s head! RVD whips him into the turnbuckle and sprints towards him, nailing a hard clothesline. Undertaker slips down, and we know what RVD will do here! He holds the trash can lid in front of him, runs at Taker and OH!! Taker smacks his fist into the chair, causing it to rebound into the face of RVD! But Taker has hurt himself in the process. Big Slow decides to take advantage of the situation, and he quickly covers RVD. 1…2…and Taker breaks it up! Taker throws some hard right hands, whips him into the ropes and delivers a devastating boot to the face! WHAM!! From behind RVD comes with the stop sign that Kanyon dropped earlier.
Jetster as The Undertaker staggers, trying not to fall, but RVD bounces off the ropes, throws the stop sign in the air and with perfect timing and balance hits a dropkick on the falling weapon, which connects with The Undertaker’s head! AMAZING! Seifer celebrates, and the crowd begin the RVD chant. Kanyon tries to use a fire extinguisher on RVD, but RVD ducks and VAN DAMINATOR!!! The force of the kick causes Kanyon to fly out of the ring to the outside. RVD slowly climbs to the top turnbuckle, gulps, and leaps-but no, he’s knocked off by…by Raven (Starlight)!! What the hell is he doing here? Starlight, the first ever hardcore champion…is this some sort of no.1 contender match!? Raven puts a chair on the floor, picks up a groggy Undertaker (Jetster) and hooks him up for a Raven Effect! WHAM!! You could hear that echo through the arena! He covers Undertaker, 1…2…but Big Slow from no where breaks it up!
Kanyon (Big Slow) exchanges right-hands with Raven (Starlight) and gets the upper hand. Kick to the stomach, Gut-Wrench Suplex! Kanyon begins the first real wrestling of the match, hooking him up for an overhead suplex. But Starlight slides off, bounces off the ropes and takes him down with a Bulldog! He climbs to the second rope and lifts his arms in the air to the crowd, not seeing someone else enter into the ring! He jumps down, turns and GORE!!! GORE!! GORE!! Rhyno (also Jetster) nails his big rival Raven (Starlight) with an absolutely massive gore! He hooks the leg, 1…2..and RVD (Seifer) off the second rope with a leg drop breaks it up! Rhyno rolls out of the ring holding his head, and RVD climbs the turnbuckle again, this time to the top. He signals to the crowd, 5-STAR FROG SPLASH!! But somehow Starlight moves out of the way, causing Seifer to smash straight into the unforgiving canvas! All carnage is breaking loose, I mean Raven (Starlight) and Rhyno (Jetster) aren’t even meant to be in this match! But it’s hardcore rules remember-there are no rules! Everyone is down!
“TURN IT UP!” Now what!? It’s the current hardcore champion, Grandmaster Sexay (Ant)! He dances to the ring, the crowd cheering! He heads straight for the top, and he points to The Undertaker, who’s still lying in the ring! He puts the flying goggles on, lifts his arms in the air and WHAM!! HIP HOP DROP!! Grandmaster makes a cover, 1…2…and The Undertaker powers out! Unbelievable! Ant gets to his feet, stunned. Jetster smiles, and delivers a hard clothesline! He whips the hardcore champion into the ropes, and grabs him by the throat! CHOKESLAM!! Grandmaster isn’t moving, is this the end of his title reign!? Jetster pins him,
1…2…and Brian Adams (BBS Scott) breaks it up, by spraying the fire extinguisher everywhere! Undertaker staggers around, wiping his eyes, but Brian Adams kick him in the gut, POWERBOMB!! Rhyno (Jetster) runs towards him, looking for a gore, but BBS hits a kick to the face! Rhyno goes straight down, and Adams makes a cover, 1…2…and Rhyno just gets the shoulder up!
Oh my god…someone big is walking down the ramp…someone very big! I don’t believe it! It’s the Big Show (Longy)!! Raven (Starlight) runs towards him, but the Show grabs him by the neck, HUGE CHOKESLAM!! RVD (Seifer) is on the top turnbuckle again, and leaps, looking for a Flying Crossbody! But he’s caught in midair, and then put across the Big Show’s shoulder! SMASH!! My God!! He was just power-slammed onto the steel steps! But Undertaker (Jetster) off the top rope, knocks him down with a Flying Clothesline! As The Undertaker slowly gets up, Justin Credible (Rickoss) runs from the back, holding a table! He hits Taker in the stomach with it, knocking him to his knees! He tells Chris Kanyon (Big Slow) to pick him up and put him on the table…he does so, while Justin climbs to the top rope! Remember, this is happening on the outside of the ring! Credible lifts his arms in the air, and gets set to jump! But Ant purposefully bounces on the ropes, causing Credible to fall! Taker kicks Kanyon where the sun don’t shine and scrambles off the table, and Rickoss falls straight through it! The crowd go wild at the sight of broken wood!
Ant slowly turns around and WHAM!! Crash (Grandprix) with a steel chair shot to the head! Surely it’s finally over! 1…2…but Hardcore Holly (Ice Blaster) breaks it up! He kicks Crash in the gut, lifts him up, ALABAMA SLAM!! Where have all these people come from!? There was only meant to be 3 people in this match, now it’s basically the whole Hardcore division! Ice Blaster turns to celebrate, but is met by Bradshaw (Kid Rock) who nails a Clothesline from Hell! Standing on the second rope is another new entrant, Shane McMahon (Cong Man)!! He has a Kendo Stick, and he jumps, nailing Kid Rock right between the eyes with it! Shane makes a cover, 1…2…and it’s broken up by Tazz (Mouldy Cheese) who locks in the Tazzmission! And meanwhile, Viscera (AfroJoe) is in the ring, and he hits a Big Splash on Bradshaw (Kid Rock) and then Hardcore Holly (Ice Blaster)!! Both men roll outside the ring and he follows, as do Cheese and Cong Man, who are seemingly looking for more foreign objects!
Everyone’s on the outside, some in the crowd, apart from the 2 big rivals Raven (Starlight) and Rhyno (Jetster)! Raven has him set up for the Raven Effect, but with amazing strength Rhyno reverses, flipping Starlight over and onto the mat! Jetster goes to the corner, waiting for him to get up. The crowd know what’s coming! GORE!! GORE!! GORE!! Rhyno hooks the leg, 1…2…3!!!! Finally!! Finally, this absolutely unbelievable match has come to an end! A match which was supposed to have 3 entrants, ended up with the whole hardcore division in there, including the champ, who has seemingly escaped with his title still intact! But what has this match done for Rhyno (Jetster) and Raven (Starlight)!? These 2 are set to battle it out next week, but it’s Jetster who gets the first laugh!
The winner of this match, Rhyno (Jetster.)
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I’m sorry for this very hard-to-follow match, but I felt like a bit of fun, and I reckon I got nearly all of you involved. At least, those of you with hardcore division wrestlers. Also, you may’ve noticed that I used the proper names much more. Tell me what you think.
Thanks for reading, Ant.
(RVD’s music hits) A massive pop for Rob Van Dam (Seifer) as he struts to the ring! “Rob…Van…DAM!”
“Who better than Kanyon!?” Not much of a response for Chris Kanyon (Big Slow). I’m not sure how he will cope in this sort of environment.
RVD leaps into the ring and heads towards the Undertaker. He takes the big man down with a dropkick to the legs, and then an insulting kick to the face! Meanwhile, Kanyon is throwing weapons into the ring, and grabs a big STOP sign for himself. He calmly waits on the outside as Taker and RVD continue to battle on. RVD has picked up a trash can lid that Kanyon threw in, and he smashes it over Undertaker’s head! RVD whips him into the turnbuckle and sprints towards him, nailing a hard clothesline. Undertaker slips down, and we know what RVD will do here! He holds the trash can lid in front of him, runs at Taker and OH!! Taker smacks his fist into the chair, causing it to rebound into the face of RVD! But Taker has hurt himself in the process. Big Slow decides to take advantage of the situation, and he quickly covers RVD. 1…2…and Taker breaks it up! Taker throws some hard right hands, whips him into the ropes and delivers a devastating boot to the face! WHAM!! From behind RVD comes with the stop sign that Kanyon dropped earlier.
Jetster as The Undertaker staggers, trying not to fall, but RVD bounces off the ropes, throws the stop sign in the air and with perfect timing and balance hits a dropkick on the falling weapon, which connects with The Undertaker’s head! AMAZING! Seifer celebrates, and the crowd begin the RVD chant. Kanyon tries to use a fire extinguisher on RVD, but RVD ducks and VAN DAMINATOR!!! The force of the kick causes Kanyon to fly out of the ring to the outside. RVD slowly climbs to the top turnbuckle, gulps, and leaps-but no, he’s knocked off by…by Raven (Starlight)!! What the hell is he doing here? Starlight, the first ever hardcore champion…is this some sort of no.1 contender match!? Raven puts a chair on the floor, picks up a groggy Undertaker (Jetster) and hooks him up for a Raven Effect! WHAM!! You could hear that echo through the arena! He covers Undertaker, 1…2…but Big Slow from no where breaks it up!
Kanyon (Big Slow) exchanges right-hands with Raven (Starlight) and gets the upper hand. Kick to the stomach, Gut-Wrench Suplex! Kanyon begins the first real wrestling of the match, hooking him up for an overhead suplex. But Starlight slides off, bounces off the ropes and takes him down with a Bulldog! He climbs to the second rope and lifts his arms in the air to the crowd, not seeing someone else enter into the ring! He jumps down, turns and GORE!!! GORE!! GORE!! Rhyno (also Jetster) nails his big rival Raven (Starlight) with an absolutely massive gore! He hooks the leg, 1…2..and RVD (Seifer) off the second rope with a leg drop breaks it up! Rhyno rolls out of the ring holding his head, and RVD climbs the turnbuckle again, this time to the top. He signals to the crowd, 5-STAR FROG SPLASH!! But somehow Starlight moves out of the way, causing Seifer to smash straight into the unforgiving canvas! All carnage is breaking loose, I mean Raven (Starlight) and Rhyno (Jetster) aren’t even meant to be in this match! But it’s hardcore rules remember-there are no rules! Everyone is down!
“TURN IT UP!” Now what!? It’s the current hardcore champion, Grandmaster Sexay (Ant)! He dances to the ring, the crowd cheering! He heads straight for the top, and he points to The Undertaker, who’s still lying in the ring! He puts the flying goggles on, lifts his arms in the air and WHAM!! HIP HOP DROP!! Grandmaster makes a cover, 1…2…and The Undertaker powers out! Unbelievable! Ant gets to his feet, stunned. Jetster smiles, and delivers a hard clothesline! He whips the hardcore champion into the ropes, and grabs him by the throat! CHOKESLAM!! Grandmaster isn’t moving, is this the end of his title reign!? Jetster pins him,
1…2…and Brian Adams (BBS Scott) breaks it up, by spraying the fire extinguisher everywhere! Undertaker staggers around, wiping his eyes, but Brian Adams kick him in the gut, POWERBOMB!! Rhyno (Jetster) runs towards him, looking for a gore, but BBS hits a kick to the face! Rhyno goes straight down, and Adams makes a cover, 1…2…and Rhyno just gets the shoulder up!
Oh my god…someone big is walking down the ramp…someone very big! I don’t believe it! It’s the Big Show (Longy)!! Raven (Starlight) runs towards him, but the Show grabs him by the neck, HUGE CHOKESLAM!! RVD (Seifer) is on the top turnbuckle again, and leaps, looking for a Flying Crossbody! But he’s caught in midair, and then put across the Big Show’s shoulder! SMASH!! My God!! He was just power-slammed onto the steel steps! But Undertaker (Jetster) off the top rope, knocks him down with a Flying Clothesline! As The Undertaker slowly gets up, Justin Credible (Rickoss) runs from the back, holding a table! He hits Taker in the stomach with it, knocking him to his knees! He tells Chris Kanyon (Big Slow) to pick him up and put him on the table…he does so, while Justin climbs to the top rope! Remember, this is happening on the outside of the ring! Credible lifts his arms in the air, and gets set to jump! But Ant purposefully bounces on the ropes, causing Credible to fall! Taker kicks Kanyon where the sun don’t shine and scrambles off the table, and Rickoss falls straight through it! The crowd go wild at the sight of broken wood!
Ant slowly turns around and WHAM!! Crash (Grandprix) with a steel chair shot to the head! Surely it’s finally over! 1…2…but Hardcore Holly (Ice Blaster) breaks it up! He kicks Crash in the gut, lifts him up, ALABAMA SLAM!! Where have all these people come from!? There was only meant to be 3 people in this match, now it’s basically the whole Hardcore division! Ice Blaster turns to celebrate, but is met by Bradshaw (Kid Rock) who nails a Clothesline from Hell! Standing on the second rope is another new entrant, Shane McMahon (Cong Man)!! He has a Kendo Stick, and he jumps, nailing Kid Rock right between the eyes with it! Shane makes a cover, 1…2…and it’s broken up by Tazz (Mouldy Cheese) who locks in the Tazzmission! And meanwhile, Viscera (AfroJoe) is in the ring, and he hits a Big Splash on Bradshaw (Kid Rock) and then Hardcore Holly (Ice Blaster)!! Both men roll outside the ring and he follows, as do Cheese and Cong Man, who are seemingly looking for more foreign objects!
Everyone’s on the outside, some in the crowd, apart from the 2 big rivals Raven (Starlight) and Rhyno (Jetster)! Raven has him set up for the Raven Effect, but with amazing strength Rhyno reverses, flipping Starlight over and onto the mat! Jetster goes to the corner, waiting for him to get up. The crowd know what’s coming! GORE!! GORE!! GORE!! Rhyno hooks the leg, 1…2…3!!!! Finally!! Finally, this absolutely unbelievable match has come to an end! A match which was supposed to have 3 entrants, ended up with the whole hardcore division in there, including the champ, who has seemingly escaped with his title still intact! But what has this match done for Rhyno (Jetster) and Raven (Starlight)!? These 2 are set to battle it out next week, but it’s Jetster who gets the first laugh!
The winner of this match, Rhyno (Jetster.)
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I’m sorry for this very hard-to-follow match, but I felt like a bit of fun, and I reckon I got nearly all of you involved. At least, those of you with hardcore division wrestlers. Also, you may’ve noticed that I used the proper names much more. Tell me what you think.
Thanks for reading, Ant.