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As you well know there is a war going on in Iraq with weapons such as rifles, mortars, and tank artillery been used to gain ground, however instead of using such weapons like them troops would use other types of weapons such as,
Boxing gloves
Yes private throw that knife away because these are going to fulfil all your combat needs, if you see a hostile just simply walk up to him and punch him the face with a large uppercut to the nose, better still you can punch below the belt for a quicker take down and bite their ear off if your in the mood.
Water cannon
Mario taught us well with this device, simply connect one of our modified chemical sprayers to a tank of water and your lock and loaded ready for battle, for those of you who prefer to travel light just fill up a water pistol for some effective eye squirting.
Sheep
You remember these guys in worms? Well Just send one strapped with explosives springing and dancing over the enemy lines for some effective lamb roasting. Just make sure it’s lamb you’re eating afterwards ok?.
Custard pie
Forget grenades they‘re for wimps, instead of pulling out that annoying little pin you just simply spray whipped cream over custard and a pie base and throw this baby in the enemies face.
Laughing gas filled doll
Are you fed up of using radar to locate hostiles? If the answer is yes then you’re in for a real treat or should I say the enemy are, you see the army have left boxes of inflatable dolls around areas populated by enemy soldiers, these bouncing pieces of fun contain laughing gas that forces laughter upon the hostiles making them easy to find.
Paint launcher
Mortars and missiles cost money so how about a cheaper alternative?, fear not I introduce you to the paint launcher, yes with this highly decretive device can launch massive splodges of paint miles over head, Guaranteed to paint the town red.
Boxing gloves
Yes private throw that knife away because these are going to fulfil all your combat needs, if you see a hostile just simply walk up to him and punch him the face with a large uppercut to the nose, better still you can punch below the belt for a quicker take down and bite their ear off if your in the mood.
Water cannon
Mario taught us well with this device, simply connect one of our modified chemical sprayers to a tank of water and your lock and loaded ready for battle, for those of you who prefer to travel light just fill up a water pistol for some effective eye squirting.
Sheep
You remember these guys in worms? Well Just send one strapped with explosives springing and dancing over the enemy lines for some effective lamb roasting. Just make sure it’s lamb you’re eating afterwards ok?.
Custard pie
Forget grenades they‘re for wimps, instead of pulling out that annoying little pin you just simply spray whipped cream over custard and a pie base and throw this baby in the enemies face.
Laughing gas filled doll
Are you fed up of using radar to locate hostiles? If the answer is yes then you’re in for a real treat or should I say the enemy are, you see the army have left boxes of inflatable dolls around areas populated by enemy soldiers, these bouncing pieces of fun contain laughing gas that forces laughter upon the hostiles making them easy to find.
Paint launcher
Mortars and missiles cost money so how about a cheaper alternative?, fear not I introduce you to the paint launcher, yes with this highly decretive device can launch massive splodges of paint miles over head, Guaranteed to paint the town red.
Hitler wannabes, then they can just be sick and kill all the army iraqs...
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this isn't very tactfull. People are dieing in Iraq (british killed by americans mostly). Gah would have though it would be easy to not shoot down your own aircraft.
BTW i have reset the error noise on my computer so it now plays the baa from the Worms shepp whenever its in a bad mood.
BTW i have reset the error noise on my computer so it now plays the baa from the Worms shepp whenever its in a bad mood.
As you well know there is a war going on in Iraq with weapons such as rifles, mortars, and tank artillery been used to gain ground, however instead of using such weapons like them troops would use other types of weapons such as,
Boxing gloves
Yes private throw that knife away because these are going to fulfil all your combat needs, if you see a hostile just simply walk up to him and punch him the face with a large uppercut to the nose, better still you can punch below the belt for a quicker take down and bite their ear off if your in the mood.
Water cannon
Mario taught us well with this device, simply connect one of our modified chemical sprayers to a tank of water and your lock and loaded ready for battle, for those of you who prefer to travel light just fill up a water pistol for some effective eye squirting.
Sheep
You remember these guys in worms? Well Just send one strapped with explosives springing and dancing over the enemy lines for some effective lamb roasting. Just make sure it’s lamb you’re eating afterwards ok?.
Custard pie
Forget grenades they‘re for wimps, instead of pulling out that annoying little pin you just simply spray whipped cream over custard and a pie base and throw this baby in the enemies face.
Laughing gas filled doll
Are you fed up of using radar to locate hostiles? If the answer is yes then you’re in for a real treat or should I say the enemy are, you see the army have left boxes of inflatable dolls around areas populated by enemy soldiers, these bouncing pieces of fun contain laughing gas that forces laughter upon the hostiles making them easy to find.
Paint launcher
Mortars and missiles cost money so how about a cheaper alternative?, fear not I introduce you to the paint launcher, yes with this highly decretive device can launch massive splodges of paint miles over head, Guaranteed to paint the town red.
Boxing gloves
Yes private throw that knife away because these are going to fulfil all your combat needs, if you see a hostile just simply walk up to him and punch him the face with a large uppercut to the nose, better still you can punch below the belt for a quicker take down and bite their ear off if your in the mood.
Water cannon
Mario taught us well with this device, simply connect one of our modified chemical sprayers to a tank of water and your lock and loaded ready for battle, for those of you who prefer to travel light just fill up a water pistol for some effective eye squirting.
Sheep
You remember these guys in worms? Well Just send one strapped with explosives springing and dancing over the enemy lines for some effective lamb roasting. Just make sure it’s lamb you’re eating afterwards ok?.
Custard pie
Forget grenades they‘re for wimps, instead of pulling out that annoying little pin you just simply spray whipped cream over custard and a pie base and throw this baby in the enemies face.
Laughing gas filled doll
Are you fed up of using radar to locate hostiles? If the answer is yes then you’re in for a real treat or should I say the enemy are, you see the army have left boxes of inflatable dolls around areas populated by enemy soldiers, these bouncing pieces of fun contain laughing gas that forces laughter upon the hostiles making them easy to find.
Paint launcher
Mortars and missiles cost money so how about a cheaper alternative?, fear not I introduce you to the paint launcher, yes with this highly decretive device can launch massive splodges of paint miles over head, Guaranteed to paint the town red.