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Another poor story by me but oh well here it goes. Let me know what you think.
Panic had struck the HQ of special reserve, The delivery van with the last deliveries before Christmas had been hi-jacked by an unknown organisations and Big Tonty wasn't a happy chappy.
"SNNNUUUGGGLLYY, get me the B-Team."
He knew the A-Team wouldn't be able to get there on time and he needed to recover the stolen goods and get the deliveries done before Christmas or thousands of children and some adults wouldn't get the games and consoles they asked their mummies and daddies for.
Snuggly entered the office, he placed a fax on the table and then sat down in the corner. Tonty picked up the Fax and began to read it.
"Alright Tonty, trouble again I see.
I will get the rest of the lads and be over in about an hour.
Lots of hugs
Rasta
p.s Can I have a free game? Ohh Toxteth, well it was worth asking!"
This brought a small smile to his face as he realised help would soon be on its way. He was right too, it wasn't long before the small convoy of vehicles entered the car park, a mini, black van, mo-ped and a bus all drove in and parked in a row. The side door of the van opened and Rasta, Stryke and Goaty all piled out. Pb got out the mini, Sheepy climbed of the mo-ped and removed his helmet. Finally the bus door opened and Meka stepped out. Puzzled faces looked at him.
"Well it was the best I could get at this short notice."
Stryke began to sing, "Hail to the bus driver, bus driver, bus driver..." but was stopped by Rasta who told him that meka didn't really drive a bus.
Tony then asked for silence. "Where is Ant?"
At the moment he finished this sentence Ant ran into the car park
"Sorry If I am late, got a flat tyre on me bike half way and had to run the rest."
As they all stood talking about what had happened Tonty's phone began to ring, as he was about to answer it Rasta took it from him and plugged it into is laptop, he began to trace the number as Tonty answered it. "Err hello?"
A strange voice spoke. "I have your goods. I shall trade them with you for something you have, something special, original and a treasure of the world. I want Snuggly!"
Snuggly was a quiet cuddly little furry thing that Tonty had found while travelling the world, although it can't speak very well it can write and type exceptionally well. It is unique and must be kept safe and away from society as they may not accept him as well as those at SR. Today of all days was The birthday of Snuggly, Tonty had found him 21 years ago to this day and managed to bring him up as his own. He works as Tonty's helper and does a good job but to see him taken from him would break Tonty's heart.
Tonty immediately shouted back down the phone "You can't have him, not even if it means Christmas is ruined!"
Rasta smiled as he traced the phone seconds before the caller hung up.
"Quick give the details to Loki, he can use the address to find out the users name and details," explained Tonty. "He must have been on the forums to know of Snuggly, there is no other way." Tonty took Snuggly to his office and locked the door.
They decided they should travel is two of the vehicles, Goaty's van which resembled the van from Scooby Doo and Meka's Bus. It was like an army approaching as they pulled up to the house. Ant ran and tried ringing the bell a few times, he was young and innocent looking and nobody would suspect him of anything bad. There was no answer. At this point Stryke and Sheepy both staggered up to the door, both had been drinking on the journey down and were beginning to reach the hyper drunk stage. They began kicking at the door to see who could get in first, Frustrated as it wouldn't open Sheepy picked up Ant and threw him at the door.
"Yay, it is open". Meka rushed up to pick Ant up from the floor.
"you ok Ant, that looked sore?"
"Mum is that you? Five more minutes." With this Meka realised he needed a lie down, he took him back to the bus were Tonty and Goaty made sure he wasn't to badly injured.
"Ha, Sheepy smashed door wiv Ant" laughed Goaty. Tonty also had a quiet giggle. Rasta and Meka both came out to the bus with a key to the garage, they opened it and found all the goods and packages. Totny got another van to come round and take the parcels for deliveries. Christmas was saved!
Sheepy and Stryke then came out with alcoholic drinks they had found. "Lets celebrate!"
They all arrived at SR headquarters and were ready to go home when they heard Tonty scream. "Snuggly is gone!"
A note was pinned to the wall.
"A ha now I have Snuggly! You will never see him again!"
All of them appeared to be in shock except for Rasta, he was busy searching for clues as to where Snuggly could be. Suddenly a noise was heard down the hall, shadows could be seen on the walls.
"They are still here, call the police!" Shouted Tonty. Meka began dialling the numbers on the phone while the others gave chase. The all ended up splitting up chasing the crooks. All of the crooks were wearing the same T-Shirt, they all said "Newbie's are allowed to SPAM"
"Argghh it is those damm dirty Newbie's" shouted Rasta as he gave chase to the one with Snuggly in his arms, Stryke and Sheepy were a little drunk to give chase but came up with the cunning plan of throwing object to make them stop running. This idea worked, soon the first two newbie's were lying flat out on the floor unconscious, Rasta built up speed and slide tackled the newbie he was chasing, Snuggly flew into the air and landed into the arms of Tonty. The final newbie managed to get away from Goaty and Pb and had made it into the car park, he was about to get into the car when suddenly
SPEAR! Ant crashed into the newbie with tremendous force causing the poor little chap to make a rather large dent in the side of the car. The police entered the car park and took the newbie's away. Not only was Christmas saved but so was Snuggly.
The End!
Panic had struck the HQ of special reserve, The delivery van with the last deliveries before Christmas had been hi-jacked by an unknown organisations and Big Tonty wasn't a happy chappy.
"SNNNUUUGGGLLYY, get me the B-Team."
He knew the A-Team wouldn't be able to get there on time and he needed to recover the stolen goods and get the deliveries done before Christmas or thousands of children and some adults wouldn't get the games and consoles they asked their mummies and daddies for.
Snuggly entered the office, he placed a fax on the table and then sat down in the corner. Tonty picked up the Fax and began to read it.
"Alright Tonty, trouble again I see.
I will get the rest of the lads and be over in about an hour.
Lots of hugs
Rasta
p.s Can I have a free game? Ohh Toxteth, well it was worth asking!"
This brought a small smile to his face as he realised help would soon be on its way. He was right too, it wasn't long before the small convoy of vehicles entered the car park, a mini, black van, mo-ped and a bus all drove in and parked in a row. The side door of the van opened and Rasta, Stryke and Goaty all piled out. Pb got out the mini, Sheepy climbed of the mo-ped and removed his helmet. Finally the bus door opened and Meka stepped out. Puzzled faces looked at him.
"Well it was the best I could get at this short notice."
Stryke began to sing, "Hail to the bus driver, bus driver, bus driver..." but was stopped by Rasta who told him that meka didn't really drive a bus.
Tony then asked for silence. "Where is Ant?"
At the moment he finished this sentence Ant ran into the car park
"Sorry If I am late, got a flat tyre on me bike half way and had to run the rest."
As they all stood talking about what had happened Tonty's phone began to ring, as he was about to answer it Rasta took it from him and plugged it into is laptop, he began to trace the number as Tonty answered it. "Err hello?"
A strange voice spoke. "I have your goods. I shall trade them with you for something you have, something special, original and a treasure of the world. I want Snuggly!"
Snuggly was a quiet cuddly little furry thing that Tonty had found while travelling the world, although it can't speak very well it can write and type exceptionally well. It is unique and must be kept safe and away from society as they may not accept him as well as those at SR. Today of all days was The birthday of Snuggly, Tonty had found him 21 years ago to this day and managed to bring him up as his own. He works as Tonty's helper and does a good job but to see him taken from him would break Tonty's heart.
Tonty immediately shouted back down the phone "You can't have him, not even if it means Christmas is ruined!"
Rasta smiled as he traced the phone seconds before the caller hung up.
"Quick give the details to Loki, he can use the address to find out the users name and details," explained Tonty. "He must have been on the forums to know of Snuggly, there is no other way." Tonty took Snuggly to his office and locked the door.
They decided they should travel is two of the vehicles, Goaty's van which resembled the van from Scooby Doo and Meka's Bus. It was like an army approaching as they pulled up to the house. Ant ran and tried ringing the bell a few times, he was young and innocent looking and nobody would suspect him of anything bad. There was no answer. At this point Stryke and Sheepy both staggered up to the door, both had been drinking on the journey down and were beginning to reach the hyper drunk stage. They began kicking at the door to see who could get in first, Frustrated as it wouldn't open Sheepy picked up Ant and threw him at the door.
"Yay, it is open". Meka rushed up to pick Ant up from the floor.
"you ok Ant, that looked sore?"
"Mum is that you? Five more minutes." With this Meka realised he needed a lie down, he took him back to the bus were Tonty and Goaty made sure he wasn't to badly injured.
"Ha, Sheepy smashed door wiv Ant" laughed Goaty. Tonty also had a quiet giggle. Rasta and Meka both came out to the bus with a key to the garage, they opened it and found all the goods and packages. Totny got another van to come round and take the parcels for deliveries. Christmas was saved!
Sheepy and Stryke then came out with alcoholic drinks they had found. "Lets celebrate!"
They all arrived at SR headquarters and were ready to go home when they heard Tonty scream. "Snuggly is gone!"
A note was pinned to the wall.
"A ha now I have Snuggly! You will never see him again!"
All of them appeared to be in shock except for Rasta, he was busy searching for clues as to where Snuggly could be. Suddenly a noise was heard down the hall, shadows could be seen on the walls.
"They are still here, call the police!" Shouted Tonty. Meka began dialling the numbers on the phone while the others gave chase. The all ended up splitting up chasing the crooks. All of the crooks were wearing the same T-Shirt, they all said "Newbie's are allowed to SPAM"
"Argghh it is those damm dirty Newbie's" shouted Rasta as he gave chase to the one with Snuggly in his arms, Stryke and Sheepy were a little drunk to give chase but came up with the cunning plan of throwing object to make them stop running. This idea worked, soon the first two newbie's were lying flat out on the floor unconscious, Rasta built up speed and slide tackled the newbie he was chasing, Snuggly flew into the air and landed into the arms of Tonty. The final newbie managed to get away from Goaty and Pb and had made it into the car park, he was about to get into the car when suddenly
SPEAR! Ant crashed into the newbie with tremendous force causing the poor little chap to make a rather large dent in the side of the car. The police entered the car park and took the newbie's away. Not only was Christmas saved but so was Snuggly.
The End!
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Total Monthly Fee Deducted £30.00
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Remember self-assessment's must be filed by 31st January each year.
Aura VSC can pay your Tax and National Insurance for you direct taking the sting out of self assessment and we even provide you with a statement of earnings on an annual basis to keep things simple and remember you must keep you phone and broadband bills as these are an out-going cost to enable you to work and are deductible costs.
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Lol! That was really good Ali, very funny. The Spear bit at the end was brill. :D
I drove a mini. Cool.
LoL! That's the best yet AliBoy. I like the way you have condensed my usual activity of being drunk so well. I'll drink to you :-)
Another poor story by me but oh well here it goes. Let me know what you think.
Panic had struck the HQ of special reserve, The delivery van with the last deliveries before Christmas had been hi-jacked by an unknown organisations and Big Tonty wasn't a happy chappy.
"SNNNUUUGGGLLYY, get me the B-Team."
He knew the A-Team wouldn't be able to get there on time and he needed to recover the stolen goods and get the deliveries done before Christmas or thousands of children and some adults wouldn't get the games and consoles they asked their mummies and daddies for.
Snuggly entered the office, he placed a fax on the table and then sat down in the corner. Tonty picked up the Fax and began to read it.
"Alright Tonty, trouble again I see.
I will get the rest of the lads and be over in about an hour.
Lots of hugs
Rasta
p.s Can I have a free game? Ohh Toxteth, well it was worth asking!"
This brought a small smile to his face as he realised help would soon be on its way. He was right too, it wasn't long before the small convoy of vehicles entered the car park, a mini, black van, mo-ped and a bus all drove in and parked in a row. The side door of the van opened and Rasta, Stryke and Goaty all piled out. Pb got out the mini, Sheepy climbed of the mo-ped and removed his helmet. Finally the bus door opened and Meka stepped out. Puzzled faces looked at him.
"Well it was the best I could get at this short notice."
Stryke began to sing, "Hail to the bus driver, bus driver, bus driver..." but was stopped by Rasta who told him that meka didn't really drive a bus.
Tony then asked for silence. "Where is Ant?"
At the moment he finished this sentence Ant ran into the car park
"Sorry If I am late, got a flat tyre on me bike half way and had to run the rest."
As they all stood talking about what had happened Tonty's phone began to ring, as he was about to answer it Rasta took it from him and plugged it into is laptop, he began to trace the number as Tonty answered it. "Err hello?"
A strange voice spoke. "I have your goods. I shall trade them with you for something you have, something special, original and a treasure of the world. I want Snuggly!"
Snuggly was a quiet cuddly little furry thing that Tonty had found while travelling the world, although it can't speak very well it can write and type exceptionally well. It is unique and must be kept safe and away from society as they may not accept him as well as those at SR. Today of all days was The birthday of Snuggly, Tonty had found him 21 years ago to this day and managed to bring him up as his own. He works as Tonty's helper and does a good job but to see him taken from him would break Tonty's heart.
Tonty immediately shouted back down the phone "You can't have him, not even if it means Christmas is ruined!"
Rasta smiled as he traced the phone seconds before the caller hung up.
"Quick give the details to Loki, he can use the address to find out the users name and details," explained Tonty. "He must have been on the forums to know of Snuggly, there is no other way." Tonty took Snuggly to his office and locked the door.
They decided they should travel is two of the vehicles, Goaty's van which resembled the van from Scooby Doo and Meka's Bus. It was like an army approaching as they pulled up to the house. Ant ran and tried ringing the bell a few times, he was young and innocent looking and nobody would suspect him of anything bad. There was no answer. At this point Stryke and Sheepy both staggered up to the door, both had been drinking on the journey down and were beginning to reach the hyper drunk stage. They began kicking at the door to see who could get in first, Frustrated as it wouldn't open Sheepy picked up Ant and threw him at the door.
"Yay, it is open". Meka rushed up to pick Ant up from the floor.
"you ok Ant, that looked sore?"
"Mum is that you? Five more minutes." With this Meka realised he needed a lie down, he took him back to the bus were Tonty and Goaty made sure he wasn't to badly injured.
"Ha, Sheepy smashed door wiv Ant" laughed Goaty. Tonty also had a quiet giggle. Rasta and Meka both came out to the bus with a key to the garage, they opened it and found all the goods and packages. Totny got another van to come round and take the parcels for deliveries. Christmas was saved!
Sheepy and Stryke then came out with alcoholic drinks they had found. "Lets celebrate!"
They all arrived at SR headquarters and were ready to go home when they heard Tonty scream. "Snuggly is gone!"
A note was pinned to the wall.
"A ha now I have Snuggly! You will never see him again!"
All of them appeared to be in shock except for Rasta, he was busy searching for clues as to where Snuggly could be. Suddenly a noise was heard down the hall, shadows could be seen on the walls.
"They are still here, call the police!" Shouted Tonty. Meka began dialling the numbers on the phone while the others gave chase. The all ended up splitting up chasing the crooks. All of the crooks were wearing the same T-Shirt, they all said "Newbie's are allowed to SPAM"
"Argghh it is those damm dirty Newbie's" shouted Rasta as he gave chase to the one with Snuggly in his arms, Stryke and Sheepy were a little drunk to give chase but came up with the cunning plan of throwing object to make them stop running. This idea worked, soon the first two newbie's were lying flat out on the floor unconscious, Rasta built up speed and slide tackled the newbie he was chasing, Snuggly flew into the air and landed into the arms of Tonty. The final newbie managed to get away from Goaty and Pb and had made it into the car park, he was about to get into the car when suddenly
SPEAR! Ant crashed into the newbie with tremendous force causing the poor little chap to make a rather large dent in the side of the car. The police entered the car park and took the newbie's away. Not only was Christmas saved but so was Snuggly.
The End!
Panic had struck the HQ of special reserve, The delivery van with the last deliveries before Christmas had been hi-jacked by an unknown organisations and Big Tonty wasn't a happy chappy.
"SNNNUUUGGGLLYY, get me the B-Team."
He knew the A-Team wouldn't be able to get there on time and he needed to recover the stolen goods and get the deliveries done before Christmas or thousands of children and some adults wouldn't get the games and consoles they asked their mummies and daddies for.
Snuggly entered the office, he placed a fax on the table and then sat down in the corner. Tonty picked up the Fax and began to read it.
"Alright Tonty, trouble again I see.
I will get the rest of the lads and be over in about an hour.
Lots of hugs
Rasta
p.s Can I have a free game? Ohh Toxteth, well it was worth asking!"
This brought a small smile to his face as he realised help would soon be on its way. He was right too, it wasn't long before the small convoy of vehicles entered the car park, a mini, black van, mo-ped and a bus all drove in and parked in a row. The side door of the van opened and Rasta, Stryke and Goaty all piled out. Pb got out the mini, Sheepy climbed of the mo-ped and removed his helmet. Finally the bus door opened and Meka stepped out. Puzzled faces looked at him.
"Well it was the best I could get at this short notice."
Stryke began to sing, "Hail to the bus driver, bus driver, bus driver..." but was stopped by Rasta who told him that meka didn't really drive a bus.
Tony then asked for silence. "Where is Ant?"
At the moment he finished this sentence Ant ran into the car park
"Sorry If I am late, got a flat tyre on me bike half way and had to run the rest."
As they all stood talking about what had happened Tonty's phone began to ring, as he was about to answer it Rasta took it from him and plugged it into is laptop, he began to trace the number as Tonty answered it. "Err hello?"
A strange voice spoke. "I have your goods. I shall trade them with you for something you have, something special, original and a treasure of the world. I want Snuggly!"
Snuggly was a quiet cuddly little furry thing that Tonty had found while travelling the world, although it can't speak very well it can write and type exceptionally well. It is unique and must be kept safe and away from society as they may not accept him as well as those at SR. Today of all days was The birthday of Snuggly, Tonty had found him 21 years ago to this day and managed to bring him up as his own. He works as Tonty's helper and does a good job but to see him taken from him would break Tonty's heart.
Tonty immediately shouted back down the phone "You can't have him, not even if it means Christmas is ruined!"
Rasta smiled as he traced the phone seconds before the caller hung up.
"Quick give the details to Loki, he can use the address to find out the users name and details," explained Tonty. "He must have been on the forums to know of Snuggly, there is no other way." Tonty took Snuggly to his office and locked the door.
They decided they should travel is two of the vehicles, Goaty's van which resembled the van from Scooby Doo and Meka's Bus. It was like an army approaching as they pulled up to the house. Ant ran and tried ringing the bell a few times, he was young and innocent looking and nobody would suspect him of anything bad. There was no answer. At this point Stryke and Sheepy both staggered up to the door, both had been drinking on the journey down and were beginning to reach the hyper drunk stage. They began kicking at the door to see who could get in first, Frustrated as it wouldn't open Sheepy picked up Ant and threw him at the door.
"Yay, it is open". Meka rushed up to pick Ant up from the floor.
"you ok Ant, that looked sore?"
"Mum is that you? Five more minutes." With this Meka realised he needed a lie down, he took him back to the bus were Tonty and Goaty made sure he wasn't to badly injured.
"Ha, Sheepy smashed door wiv Ant" laughed Goaty. Tonty also had a quiet giggle. Rasta and Meka both came out to the bus with a key to the garage, they opened it and found all the goods and packages. Totny got another van to come round and take the parcels for deliveries. Christmas was saved!
Sheepy and Stryke then came out with alcoholic drinks they had found. "Lets celebrate!"
They all arrived at SR headquarters and were ready to go home when they heard Tonty scream. "Snuggly is gone!"
A note was pinned to the wall.
"A ha now I have Snuggly! You will never see him again!"
All of them appeared to be in shock except for Rasta, he was busy searching for clues as to where Snuggly could be. Suddenly a noise was heard down the hall, shadows could be seen on the walls.
"They are still here, call the police!" Shouted Tonty. Meka began dialling the numbers on the phone while the others gave chase. The all ended up splitting up chasing the crooks. All of the crooks were wearing the same T-Shirt, they all said "Newbie's are allowed to SPAM"
"Argghh it is those damm dirty Newbie's" shouted Rasta as he gave chase to the one with Snuggly in his arms, Stryke and Sheepy were a little drunk to give chase but came up with the cunning plan of throwing object to make them stop running. This idea worked, soon the first two newbie's were lying flat out on the floor unconscious, Rasta built up speed and slide tackled the newbie he was chasing, Snuggly flew into the air and landed into the arms of Tonty. The final newbie managed to get away from Goaty and Pb and had made it into the car park, he was about to get into the car when suddenly
SPEAR! Ant crashed into the newbie with tremendous force causing the poor little chap to make a rather large dent in the side of the car. The police entered the car park and took the newbie's away. Not only was Christmas saved but so was Snuggly.
The End!