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This thread has been linked to the game 'The Sims - Deluxe Edition'.
You may see the sims as a great family game and one that can be played at any time... Where there is peace and good there is always evil and wrong doing. 'The Evil Sims' are about to be unleached onto platforms everywhere....While you can build a house, buy furniture, and live like in the sims. What this game has that the other doesn't is that in this game you can do evil things. Like murdering sims. You can be a criminal and go from house to house kidnapping innocent simlings and pimping them. That's right, throw that annoying sim down an elevator shaft and watch him die. Or how bout' the ability to be a cannible, that's pretty sickning. Eat other sims... it'll be the best game ever. And then...
The devil comes after you!!! That's right... do enough bad things and the devil will rise out of the ground and chase you around the house. The only way to defeat him is to go to the local neighboorhood church and get the holy water gun. Then once he's down you can kick him and he'll go back to hell. But be warned... the devil doesn't die... he just goes away for a bit.
If you don't do anything bad because your a wussy and don't want to fight the devil... then an angel will come down and try to bless you. If he blesses you then the devil can never come back... the only problem is if you do anything wrong... god will smite you. That's right, electric bolts will come out of the sky, angels will come to kill you, the works... If you don't want an angel to bless you... just shoot him with a grenade launcher.
This sims game isn't in isometric mode like all those damn maxis things. This is first person... and it has guns too. Not just crappy guns but really cool guns... like nukes, and crowbars. There will also be really wacky weapons.. like the all powerful microwave. A melee weapon that when used can melt someone's head. Or the rabbit shooter. It will shoot rabid rabbits at suspecting enemies. These weapons can be used on overgrown cockroches... did I forget to mention that the neighboorhood is based 10 miles away from a nuclear testing site.
In the end you must destroy hell by killing the devil enough times to where a portal to hell is opened... then you go down and shoot rabbits at the ancient stone that comes alive and eats you... once you do that... then you have to kill everyone in hell, and convince the devil that evil is bad...
... After all as a sim you should be in control of all your decisions and do as you wish!
Thanks for reading.
The devil comes after you!!! That's right... do enough bad things and the devil will rise out of the ground and chase you around the house. The only way to defeat him is to go to the local neighboorhood church and get the holy water gun. Then once he's down you can kick him and he'll go back to hell. But be warned... the devil doesn't die... he just goes away for a bit.
If you don't do anything bad because your a wussy and don't want to fight the devil... then an angel will come down and try to bless you. If he blesses you then the devil can never come back... the only problem is if you do anything wrong... god will smite you. That's right, electric bolts will come out of the sky, angels will come to kill you, the works... If you don't want an angel to bless you... just shoot him with a grenade launcher.
This sims game isn't in isometric mode like all those damn maxis things. This is first person... and it has guns too. Not just crappy guns but really cool guns... like nukes, and crowbars. There will also be really wacky weapons.. like the all powerful microwave. A melee weapon that when used can melt someone's head. Or the rabbit shooter. It will shoot rabid rabbits at suspecting enemies. These weapons can be used on overgrown cockroches... did I forget to mention that the neighboorhood is based 10 miles away from a nuclear testing site.
In the end you must destroy hell by killing the devil enough times to where a portal to hell is opened... then you go down and shoot rabbits at the ancient stone that comes alive and eats you... once you do that... then you have to kill everyone in hell, and convince the devil that evil is bad...
... After all as a sim you should be in control of all your decisions and do as you wish!
Thanks for reading.
A very funny post and a great read :-) - nice one mate!
You may see the sims as a great family game and one that can be played at any time... Where there is peace and good there is always evil and wrong doing. 'The Evil Sims' are about to be unleached onto platforms everywhere....While you can build a house, buy furniture, and live like in the sims. What this game has that the other doesn't is that in this game you can do evil things. Like murdering sims. You can be a criminal and go from house to house kidnapping innocent simlings and pimping them. That's right, throw that annoying sim down an elevator shaft and watch him die. Or how bout' the ability to be a cannible, that's pretty sickning. Eat other sims... it'll be the best game ever. And then...
The devil comes after you!!! That's right... do enough bad things and the devil will rise out of the ground and chase you around the house. The only way to defeat him is to go to the local neighboorhood church and get the holy water gun. Then once he's down you can kick him and he'll go back to hell. But be warned... the devil doesn't die... he just goes away for a bit.
If you don't do anything bad because your a wussy and don't want to fight the devil... then an angel will come down and try to bless you. If he blesses you then the devil can never come back... the only problem is if you do anything wrong... god will smite you. That's right, electric bolts will come out of the sky, angels will come to kill you, the works... If you don't want an angel to bless you... just shoot him with a grenade launcher.
This sims game isn't in isometric mode like all those damn maxis things. This is first person... and it has guns too. Not just crappy guns but really cool guns... like nukes, and crowbars. There will also be really wacky weapons.. like the all powerful microwave. A melee weapon that when used can melt someone's head. Or the rabbit shooter. It will shoot rabid rabbits at suspecting enemies. These weapons can be used on overgrown cockroches... did I forget to mention that the neighboorhood is based 10 miles away from a nuclear testing site.
In the end you must destroy hell by killing the devil enough times to where a portal to hell is opened... then you go down and shoot rabbits at the ancient stone that comes alive and eats you... once you do that... then you have to kill everyone in hell, and convince the devil that evil is bad...
... After all as a sim you should be in control of all your decisions and do as you wish!
Thanks for reading.
The devil comes after you!!! That's right... do enough bad things and the devil will rise out of the ground and chase you around the house. The only way to defeat him is to go to the local neighboorhood church and get the holy water gun. Then once he's down you can kick him and he'll go back to hell. But be warned... the devil doesn't die... he just goes away for a bit.
If you don't do anything bad because your a wussy and don't want to fight the devil... then an angel will come down and try to bless you. If he blesses you then the devil can never come back... the only problem is if you do anything wrong... god will smite you. That's right, electric bolts will come out of the sky, angels will come to kill you, the works... If you don't want an angel to bless you... just shoot him with a grenade launcher.
This sims game isn't in isometric mode like all those damn maxis things. This is first person... and it has guns too. Not just crappy guns but really cool guns... like nukes, and crowbars. There will also be really wacky weapons.. like the all powerful microwave. A melee weapon that when used can melt someone's head. Or the rabbit shooter. It will shoot rabid rabbits at suspecting enemies. These weapons can be used on overgrown cockroches... did I forget to mention that the neighboorhood is based 10 miles away from a nuclear testing site.
In the end you must destroy hell by killing the devil enough times to where a portal to hell is opened... then you go down and shoot rabbits at the ancient stone that comes alive and eats you... once you do that... then you have to kill everyone in hell, and convince the devil that evil is bad...
... After all as a sim you should be in control of all your decisions and do as you wish!
Thanks for reading.