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Courtesy of Mr Nice Guy, these must be read:
A California liquor store robber whose robbery was foiled when the store clerk grabbed away his shotgun and pulled off his mask, according to police who had no leads to the robbery until the robber called police to report that somebody had stolen his gun.
A man in Netherlands went to rob a bakery but found the temptation of the cakes all too much. After eating 42 cakeas he was unable to move and the next day when the guards found him he was in extreme pain.
In Modesto, CA, Steven Richard King was arrested for trying to hold up a Bank of America branch without a weapon. King used a thumb and a finger to simulate a gun, but unfortunately, he failed to keep his hand in his pocket.
A pair of Michigan robbers entered a record shop nervously waving revolvers. The first one shouted, "Nobody move!" When his partner moved, the startled first bandit shot him. (my personal favourite)
A California liquor store robber whose robbery was foiled when the store clerk grabbed away his shotgun and pulled off his mask, according to police who had no leads to the robbery until the robber called police to report that somebody had stolen his gun.
A man in Netherlands went to rob a bakery but found the temptation of the cakes all too much. After eating 42 cakeas he was unable to move and the next day when the guards found him he was in extreme pain.
In Modesto, CA, Steven Richard King was arrested for trying to hold up a Bank of America branch without a weapon. King used a thumb and a finger to simulate a gun, but unfortunately, he failed to keep his hand in his pocket.
A pair of Michigan robbers entered a record shop nervously waving revolvers. The first one shouted, "Nobody move!" When his partner moved, the startled first bandit shot him. (my personal favourite)
Evenin.......
The plan is to meet at the Hare & Hounds at 17:45
Route to be decided ;
The plan is to meet at the Hare & Hounds at 17:45
Route to be decided ;
Read the back page of the News Review in the Sunday Time... it's filled with stories like that.... and stupider...
Sonic
Sonic
i saw a funny one on sky when a security guard tried to rob a shop he was guarding with a bag on his head but he trips over then skarpers and comes back with eye holes cut in the bag LOL he was later cought because staff reconised his uniform.
another good one was on girl cops tonight when they were talking about excuses criminals use. she said she cought a guy with a gun in his pants and when she questioned him about it he replies "these aint my pants" LOL
another good one was on girl cops tonight when they were talking about excuses criminals use. she said she cought a guy with a gun in his pants and when she questioned him about it he replies "these aint my pants" LOL
I have nothing to say but LOL.
And that's not really worth it, is it?
And that's not really worth it, is it?
sideshow buzz wrote:
and I thought I'd got away with that too
heh.... eh...... ee......o.....oo.... erm..... no.
try again
and I thought I'd got away with that too
heh.... eh...... ee......o.....oo.... erm..... no.
try again
Stryke wrote:
A pair of Michigan robbers entered a
> record shop nervously waving revolvers. The first one shouted, "Nobody
> move!" When his partner moved, the startled first bandit shot him. (my
> personal favourite)
and I thought I'd got away with that too
A pair of Michigan robbers entered a
> record shop nervously waving revolvers. The first one shouted, "Nobody
> move!" When his partner moved, the startled first bandit shot him. (my
> personal favourite)
and I thought I'd got away with that too
How can you possibly be so stupid?
The extra one you added is my favourite, the silly fool.
:-)
:-)
One more:
Police in Los Angeles had good luck with a robbery suspect who just couldn't control himself during a lineup. When detectives asked each man in the lineup to repeat the words, "Give me all your money or I'll shoot," the man shouted, "That's not what I said!"
Police in Los Angeles had good luck with a robbery suspect who just couldn't control himself during a lineup. When detectives asked each man in the lineup to repeat the words, "Give me all your money or I'll shoot," the man shouted, "That's not what I said!"
Courtesy of Mr Nice Guy, these must be read:
A California liquor store robber whose robbery was foiled when the store clerk grabbed away his shotgun and pulled off his mask, according to police who had no leads to the robbery until the robber called police to report that somebody had stolen his gun.
A man in Netherlands went to rob a bakery but found the temptation of the cakes all too much. After eating 42 cakeas he was unable to move and the next day when the guards found him he was in extreme pain.
In Modesto, CA, Steven Richard King was arrested for trying to hold up a Bank of America branch without a weapon. King used a thumb and a finger to simulate a gun, but unfortunately, he failed to keep his hand in his pocket.
A pair of Michigan robbers entered a record shop nervously waving revolvers. The first one shouted, "Nobody move!" When his partner moved, the startled first bandit shot him. (my personal favourite)
A California liquor store robber whose robbery was foiled when the store clerk grabbed away his shotgun and pulled off his mask, according to police who had no leads to the robbery until the robber called police to report that somebody had stolen his gun.
A man in Netherlands went to rob a bakery but found the temptation of the cakes all too much. After eating 42 cakeas he was unable to move and the next day when the guards found him he was in extreme pain.
In Modesto, CA, Steven Richard King was arrested for trying to hold up a Bank of America branch without a weapon. King used a thumb and a finger to simulate a gun, but unfortunately, he failed to keep his hand in his pocket.
A pair of Michigan robbers entered a record shop nervously waving revolvers. The first one shouted, "Nobody move!" When his partner moved, the startled first bandit shot him. (my personal favourite)