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"What?! (should my sign say?)"

As we're going to Insurrextion in May of next year, my friends and I are so excited that have already thought about what signs we should hold up so that the cameras will focus on us in the audience.

Suggestions include: I'm HHH's son!
Bomb Wales
3D me through a table!
Practice stunners here!
I came to see Ant's mum!

etc............

As you can see, they're pretty lame, so if you have any better ideas please share them.

Dammit Firebalt, you managed to copy + paste them before I did :b

You should get four or five of you to hold up one long piece of white paper, with 'Rikishis Bog Roll' on it.

Or, you could do one with 'Marks' on it, and have arrows pointing in every direction.

Or, the classic, 'Whats Kayfabe?'

I would say either: "Vince bought my dog for £12" or "Me + Trish + bed = Ratings!"

"Prove Me Prong + Firebalt = Great PPV Match!"
"I stole these tickets!"
"I should be working!"
"Austin 3:16 (who hasnt)"
"I would rather be in Chyna"
"Conductor of the Ho train"
"Jericoholics Annoymonous"
"3/4 of Mankinds fans"
"DX is the game"
"Triple H only game is snakes and ladders"
"Austin Deconstruction tel:0795615084"
"Raw is Jericho"
"The big slow"
"Finally The Rock has come back to our crappy little state"
"Come ride the brahma Bull"
"Godfarther 2(the sequel)"
"Mr Socko fan club"
"What's that aboot?"
"Y 2 Gay"
"WCW sucks!"
"Hunter Humps Hippos"
"Rikishi Ate My Baby!"
"Chyna is my dad!"
"WCW / nWo = World Championship Wrestling not Worth ordering"
"WCW = We Can't Wrestle"
"Chyna has a nice butt - for a guy!"
"Chyna is my long lost brother!"
"Vince sucks goats balls!"
"WWF = We Want Fans"
"Sign"
"Pointless sign"
"The point of this sign is to stop the guy behind me from seeing"
"How did we get in here?"
"We'll trade our free tickets for some KFC! - Seen @ Nitro"
"Who farted?"
"This guy smells funny! - With arrow pointing to guy"
"We're on Raw and you're not!"
"I'm on TV!"
"Scott Steiner was in Hollywood - (Hogan)"
"Breast"
"Drunk 24/7"
"WCW = Wheel Chair Wrestling"
"These seats suck!"
"WCW = We Copy WWF"
"Condoms prevent Guerreros"
"Scott Hall drank my beer!"
"Boobs = Ratings"
"Sting is an evil mime"
"Scott Hall cracks me up!"
"DX can suck these!"
"Double J is an A double S"
"Nation of M(sturbation"
"Sable, Gorgeous George, and Torri Wilson: The six best things in wrestling!"
"YOUR AD HERE!"
"My dad bought a hoe from the Godfather"
"My finishing move is firing your @$$!"
"I have the Rock's cookbook!"
"The Rock's cooking stinks!"

...and of course...

"Uk Chat WWF Forum Rulz!"

Oh god, those cracked me up - the best ones I could find on the net.

Hope I inspired you.
Firebalt.

"ZOOM IN ON THIS"

i bet they would aswell. actually i think i should be something obvious and simple because normally before a match they show posters of fueds. during rear end kissing club they showed hundreds of pucker up vince posters.

How about, THE WWF FORUM RULES!! or maybe not.

"Bring back K Kwik"
"Ice Blaster for WWF champion"
"Vince bring back K Kwik"
"K Kwik"
"K Kwik needs a ring return"

"All I can smell is the Rock's BO!!" :D

But I'd like to see the Ant one. I'd spend the whole show trying to find you. And when I find you, I would examine you. And if you don't cheer like you've never cheered before for Scotty 2 Hotty (if he's there,) then you shall be punished! ;)

were are you sitting? cause if your right at the back no one would see your sign

Kid Rock wrote:
> they hand signs out at the arenas

Not at all of them, they mainly do that at the indy shows.

Yeah I know, but most of them suck. e.g. "pukka up vince". Not funny. Just plain obvious