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"Simple yule tide message"

Anyone seeking job employment take this simple advice from me: Never ever work with women.

hello im tom. im not going to cause trouble on here not that i did on k101 group though that is now to me in the past.

Just thought I would set this up for fun. You can talk about anything as long as its under kept control :o)

Plenty of knives around the kitchen......

thanx.

I read it, Happy birthday mate.

Yeah, hide it in her sandwhich. Sorry for the delay, I had to write a new post, read it.

Sadly were both part time but she is vege so a whole top side of scottish beef ( what we provide on sunday lunch) rammed down her throat could just do the trick.

he he. I assume she has a lunch break/drink? You could sabotage her dinner. eg, add vinegar to her Coca-cola.

Or trip her when she is carrying a tray of glasses(not specticals) For she is famed for dropping a tray of them. I myself have only dropped seven.

Well, do you have a beer cellar (that's a rhetorical question, by the way). Lure her into the beer cellar (I don't know, tell her something she wants to hear, like, there's a hidden stash of free make-up down there). Now lock her in (but make sure she doesn't know it's you). Then she'll probably get the sack:)