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very proud to be British....
Because...
Only in Britain... can a pizza get to your house faster than an
ambulance.
Only in Britain... do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to
the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy people can
buy cigarettes at the front.
Only in Britain... do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and
a DIET coke.
Only in Britain... do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to
the counters.
Only in Britain... do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds on the
drive and put our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage.
Only in Britain... do we buy hot dogs in packs of ten and buns in packs
of eight.
Only in Britain... do we use answering machines to screen calls and then
have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to
talk to in the first place.
Only in Britain... are there handicap parking places in front of a
skating rink.
3 Brits die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue.
142 Brits were injured in 1999 by not removing all pins from new shirts.
58 Brits are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of
screwdrivers.
31 Brits have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while the
fairy lights were plugged in.
19 Brits have died in the last 3 years believing that Christmas
decorations were chocolate.
British Hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after cracker pulling
accidents.
101 people since 1999 have had broken parts of plastic toys pulled out of
the soles of their feet.
18 Brits had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a lit
cigarette in their mouth.
A massive 543 Brits were admitted to A&E in the last two years after
opening bottles of beer with their teeth.
5 Brits were injured last year in accidents involving out of control
Scalextric cars.
and finally.........
In 2000 eight Brits cracked their skull whilst throwing up into the
toilet.
Because...
Only in Britain... can a pizza get to your house faster than an
ambulance.
Only in Britain... do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to
the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy people can
buy cigarettes at the front.
Only in Britain... do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and
a DIET coke.
Only in Britain... do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to
the counters.
Only in Britain... do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds on the
drive and put our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage.
Only in Britain... do we buy hot dogs in packs of ten and buns in packs
of eight.
Only in Britain... do we use answering machines to screen calls and then
have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to
talk to in the first place.
Only in Britain... are there handicap parking places in front of a
skating rink.
3 Brits die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue.
142 Brits were injured in 1999 by not removing all pins from new shirts.
58 Brits are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of
screwdrivers.
31 Brits have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while the
fairy lights were plugged in.
19 Brits have died in the last 3 years believing that Christmas
decorations were chocolate.
British Hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after cracker pulling
accidents.
101 people since 1999 have had broken parts of plastic toys pulled out of
the soles of their feet.
18 Brits had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a lit
cigarette in their mouth.
A massive 543 Brits were admitted to A&E in the last two years after
opening bottles of beer with their teeth.
5 Brits were injured last year in accidents involving out of control
Scalextric cars.
and finally.........
In 2000 eight Brits cracked their skull whilst throwing up into the
toilet.
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American bomb jokes aren't particularly good at the moment.
Asphalt wrote:
only in america... can your own bombers bomb you and other american soldiors rather than the enemy.
woah!!!! Harsh??
only in america... can your own bombers bomb you and other american soldiors rather than the enemy.
woah!!!! Harsh??
lol
but being a brit does rock completely. and also, if you did that about america
only in america... can your own bombers bomb you and other american soldiors rather than the enemy.
only in america... are 2/3 of the population are clasified as over weigh.
37 people were killed in america by a vending machine falling on them in 1999.
more people in america in 2000 died by a cork of a bottle hiting them than people died from poisonus spiders.
etc...
i could go on for hours.
but being a brit does rock completely. and also, if you did that about america
only in america... can your own bombers bomb you and other american soldiors rather than the enemy.
only in america... are 2/3 of the population are clasified as over weigh.
37 people were killed in america by a vending machine falling on them in 1999.
more people in america in 2000 died by a cork of a bottle hiting them than people died from poisonus spiders.
etc...
i could go on for hours.
I'm not sure why but that scared me :D
I read some where "the most dangerous item around our house are .......wait for it...... a pair of trousers".
Mystique wrote:
In 2000 eight Brits cracked their skull whilst throwing up
> into the
toilet.
Actually thats a pretty small number of peeps huh?...
In 2000 eight Brits cracked their skull whilst throwing up
> into the
toilet.
Actually thats a pretty small number of peeps huh?...
lets think then...crap weather...some of the highest prices in the world...WTF are we all doing living here?!
So there's nothing good about being British.
a few months back I cut my head open, (didn't crack the skull though) because a skateboard fell on my head!
I don't even skate!!!
I don't even skate!!!
Mystique wrote:
British Hospitals reported 4 broken
> arms last year after cracker pulling
accidents.
Yeah that's what they said, I bet it was cause of some other kind of violent wrist action.
British Hospitals reported 4 broken
> arms last year after cracker pulling
accidents.
Yeah that's what they said, I bet it was cause of some other kind of violent wrist action.
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