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"Dammit"

Sitting in computer lab 'doing work'.

Cute girl 2 seats to my left - v. cute - (9/10 for YH's info). Nice a**e.

Anyway, just happened to be looking at her when she shuffles slightly and lets go the loudest fart I have heard in ages. Nasty smell follows.

Kinda puts you off!
Dammit

WòókieeMøn§??® wrote:
>>> Goatboy wrote:
>>> I see your point

>Not as clearly as his missus did.


ROFL - Brilliant!

Just hope she didn't follow through.

Goatboy wrote:
> I see your point

Not as clearly as his missus did.

and out comes my dinner!

Meka_Dragon wrote:


Mind you, when you've seen them cut open and have a baby pulled
> out of them, there really isn't much mystery left.


Naah, couldnt do that, I'd have to stay at the head end. I remember them showing a video at sex ed, and all the guys winced!

Goatboy wrote:
> I see your point but still...

I get put off when the dog barges in if I
> haven't closed the door properly, just no way am I doing that in front of
> someone else.

Yes, but dogs are dangerwoof.

I read the tale of a man that was having breakfast, in his dressing gown. He picked up one of those finger rolls, cut it open, and for some strange reason, maybe to impress his wife or something, he placed his, um, 'member' into the roll.

Then the dog came along and decided to take a bit of the roll.

Meka_Dragon wrote:
> On the flip-side my wife
> watched my vasectomy, so there's not much mystery their either.

My wife would probably watch or want to perform it herself and invite her family and friends round for the occassion...

***Runs to hide the sissors and knifes***

I see your point but still...

I get put off when the dog barges in if I haven't closed the door properly, just no way am I doing that in front of someone else.

Goatboy wrote:

One of the girls
> here was talking about this and how she used to go pinch one off when her
> boyfriend was in the bath, she'd just plonk down and drop the kids off at the
> pool right next to him.

My wife does that.

Mind you, when you've seen them cut open and have a baby pulled out of them, there really isn't much mystery left.

On the flip-side my wife watched my vasectomy, so there's not much mystery their either.

Goatboy wrote:
One of the girls
> here was talking about this and how she used to go pinch one off when her
> boyfriend was in the bath, she'd just plonk down and drop the kids off at the
> pool right next to him.

It's just not on.


WAHHAHAHAHA
That is wuite honestly the funniest thing i have read in ages! You genius!