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heh, a conker game huh? heres my ideas for a totally unique (and hopeless) Game.
Single Player Campaign:
guide your 11 year old boy (or girl, your choice) around the 'Wimpy Woods' and beat up the nerds, who hold large sums of conkers, carried in a doubled shopping bag. then, scour your 'findings' for a prime specimen.
when you are done and feel you have a winning conker, you can run (or skip) back to the school playground, avoiding teachers as you go. when you have reached the playground, you can challenge other conker players to a duel. you can place a bet of 1 penny, or you can simply practice with no risk of losing your chosen conker.
the opposing players' conker is suspended in front of you, and with your mouse as an aiming device, you can flick your chosen conker into the opponents' using a power meter. if worst comes to worst, a good playtime brawl is in good order.
when you finally win, you can take a whole penny from the loser, and you can save up the money to buy sweets to improve your conker skills, but if you lose you will have lost your best conker, and will have to pay the price for losing your bet, and if you cant pay, you get beat up.
As you get older, you'll climb up into bigger and better leagues.
the highest league is year 9, where it just gets a little bit babyish, and you play with cricket balls instead. to obtain the balls, you've got to raid the PE teachers and the closets for one. the best you can find is a shot put ball - strongest around.
when you play in the year 9 league, your aim is to beat the crap out of your opponent by swinging the ball into his face. you win when the other kid falls to the floor. If you lose you have to go to hospital, eat veg and watch daytime telly until you heal. pure torture.
As you gradually gain infamy, the wanted meter displays how many teachers are chasing after you, and if you get caught, you have to go to detention, costing you precious time.
every night you must go home and hone your skills in your room, but also defend your place from homework! whack the books and pens with your conker to keep the pesky things away!
The game is complete when you beat all the seniors in your retirement home in 2040 with hover-conkers!
The boss is a 102 year old woman with a gallstone the size of manhattan!
Phew! im tired and now my fingers are 1 cm shorter from the typing. ill leave all game developers with that idea, and if they make it it will sell a grand total of 2 copies. one will belong to me, and the other to the psychopath down the road.
cya
Single Player Campaign:
guide your 11 year old boy (or girl, your choice) around the 'Wimpy Woods' and beat up the nerds, who hold large sums of conkers, carried in a doubled shopping bag. then, scour your 'findings' for a prime specimen.
when you are done and feel you have a winning conker, you can run (or skip) back to the school playground, avoiding teachers as you go. when you have reached the playground, you can challenge other conker players to a duel. you can place a bet of 1 penny, or you can simply practice with no risk of losing your chosen conker.
the opposing players' conker is suspended in front of you, and with your mouse as an aiming device, you can flick your chosen conker into the opponents' using a power meter. if worst comes to worst, a good playtime brawl is in good order.
when you finally win, you can take a whole penny from the loser, and you can save up the money to buy sweets to improve your conker skills, but if you lose you will have lost your best conker, and will have to pay the price for losing your bet, and if you cant pay, you get beat up.
As you get older, you'll climb up into bigger and better leagues.
the highest league is year 9, where it just gets a little bit babyish, and you play with cricket balls instead. to obtain the balls, you've got to raid the PE teachers and the closets for one. the best you can find is a shot put ball - strongest around.
when you play in the year 9 league, your aim is to beat the crap out of your opponent by swinging the ball into his face. you win when the other kid falls to the floor. If you lose you have to go to hospital, eat veg and watch daytime telly until you heal. pure torture.
As you gradually gain infamy, the wanted meter displays how many teachers are chasing after you, and if you get caught, you have to go to detention, costing you precious time.
every night you must go home and hone your skills in your room, but also defend your place from homework! whack the books and pens with your conker to keep the pesky things away!
The game is complete when you beat all the seniors in your retirement home in 2040 with hover-conkers!
The boss is a 102 year old woman with a gallstone the size of manhattan!
Phew! im tired and now my fingers are 1 cm shorter from the typing. ill leave all game developers with that idea, and if they make it it will sell a grand total of 2 copies. one will belong to me, and the other to the psychopath down the road.
cya
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heh, a conker game huh? heres my ideas for a totally unique (and hopeless) Game.
Single Player Campaign:
guide your 11 year old boy (or girl, your choice) around the 'Wimpy Woods' and beat up the nerds, who hold large sums of conkers, carried in a doubled shopping bag. then, scour your 'findings' for a prime specimen.
when you are done and feel you have a winning conker, you can run (or skip) back to the school playground, avoiding teachers as you go. when you have reached the playground, you can challenge other conker players to a duel. you can place a bet of 1 penny, or you can simply practice with no risk of losing your chosen conker.
the opposing players' conker is suspended in front of you, and with your mouse as an aiming device, you can flick your chosen conker into the opponents' using a power meter. if worst comes to worst, a good playtime brawl is in good order.
when you finally win, you can take a whole penny from the loser, and you can save up the money to buy sweets to improve your conker skills, but if you lose you will have lost your best conker, and will have to pay the price for losing your bet, and if you cant pay, you get beat up.
As you get older, you'll climb up into bigger and better leagues.
the highest league is year 9, where it just gets a little bit babyish, and you play with cricket balls instead. to obtain the balls, you've got to raid the PE teachers and the closets for one. the best you can find is a shot put ball - strongest around.
when you play in the year 9 league, your aim is to beat the crap out of your opponent by swinging the ball into his face. you win when the other kid falls to the floor. If you lose you have to go to hospital, eat veg and watch daytime telly until you heal. pure torture.
As you gradually gain infamy, the wanted meter displays how many teachers are chasing after you, and if you get caught, you have to go to detention, costing you precious time.
every night you must go home and hone your skills in your room, but also defend your place from homework! whack the books and pens with your conker to keep the pesky things away!
The game is complete when you beat all the seniors in your retirement home in 2040 with hover-conkers!
The boss is a 102 year old woman with a gallstone the size of manhattan!
Phew! im tired and now my fingers are 1 cm shorter from the typing. ill leave all game developers with that idea, and if they make it it will sell a grand total of 2 copies. one will belong to me, and the other to the psychopath down the road.
cya
Single Player Campaign:
guide your 11 year old boy (or girl, your choice) around the 'Wimpy Woods' and beat up the nerds, who hold large sums of conkers, carried in a doubled shopping bag. then, scour your 'findings' for a prime specimen.
when you are done and feel you have a winning conker, you can run (or skip) back to the school playground, avoiding teachers as you go. when you have reached the playground, you can challenge other conker players to a duel. you can place a bet of 1 penny, or you can simply practice with no risk of losing your chosen conker.
the opposing players' conker is suspended in front of you, and with your mouse as an aiming device, you can flick your chosen conker into the opponents' using a power meter. if worst comes to worst, a good playtime brawl is in good order.
when you finally win, you can take a whole penny from the loser, and you can save up the money to buy sweets to improve your conker skills, but if you lose you will have lost your best conker, and will have to pay the price for losing your bet, and if you cant pay, you get beat up.
As you get older, you'll climb up into bigger and better leagues.
the highest league is year 9, where it just gets a little bit babyish, and you play with cricket balls instead. to obtain the balls, you've got to raid the PE teachers and the closets for one. the best you can find is a shot put ball - strongest around.
when you play in the year 9 league, your aim is to beat the crap out of your opponent by swinging the ball into his face. you win when the other kid falls to the floor. If you lose you have to go to hospital, eat veg and watch daytime telly until you heal. pure torture.
As you gradually gain infamy, the wanted meter displays how many teachers are chasing after you, and if you get caught, you have to go to detention, costing you precious time.
every night you must go home and hone your skills in your room, but also defend your place from homework! whack the books and pens with your conker to keep the pesky things away!
The game is complete when you beat all the seniors in your retirement home in 2040 with hover-conkers!
The boss is a 102 year old woman with a gallstone the size of manhattan!
Phew! im tired and now my fingers are 1 cm shorter from the typing. ill leave all game developers with that idea, and if they make it it will sell a grand total of 2 copies. one will belong to me, and the other to the psychopath down the road.
cya