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Ninerider: a game based in Neo Newcastle featuring Michael Nine and his irrepressible sidekick, mode of transport and greased up exaust pipe lover, Workshalfthetimenine, a tempermental milkfloat based on nano nano technology (voiced by Robin Williams) which has a streeing wheel and pedals. There may be some crates in the back too.
Features:
Goldtop, a baddie who is half man, half cow. WHO DRINKS HIS OWN MILK WITH A STRAW!
Realistic udders.
9 Kinds of milk. Full fat, fuller fat, fullest fat, I can't believe it's not full fat, skimmed, whittled, semi-skimmed, donkey and man: milk.
Some levels, about nine in all.
Quite good weapons including milk bottles, crates, milk tops and an Orbital utterly destructerly weapons platform.
Bad voice acting by S Club Seven's "7 of 9 if there were two more of us" and "H" from Steps.
Fully mouse user and joystick action with option keyboard go.
Technical instruction manual written by Japanese exchange student.
Plenty fast graphics with ear noise pleasure, it is happen is it?
(C) (remember to type name here to validate copyright) 2003
The copyright hereby acknowledges the aforementioned person as the property of Uniungulate PLC. No refunds will be given for shop soiled games and under no account must you look at HER in the face. Scream for speed.
Features:
Goldtop, a baddie who is half man, half cow. WHO DRINKS HIS OWN MILK WITH A STRAW!
Realistic udders.
9 Kinds of milk. Full fat, fuller fat, fullest fat, I can't believe it's not full fat, skimmed, whittled, semi-skimmed, donkey and man: milk.
Some levels, about nine in all.
Quite good weapons including milk bottles, crates, milk tops and an Orbital utterly destructerly weapons platform.
Bad voice acting by S Club Seven's "7 of 9 if there were two more of us" and "H" from Steps.
Fully mouse user and joystick action with option keyboard go.
Technical instruction manual written by Japanese exchange student.
Plenty fast graphics with ear noise pleasure, it is happen is it?
(C) (remember to type name here to validate copyright) 2003
The copyright hereby acknowledges the aforementioned person as the property of Uniungulate PLC. No refunds will be given for shop soiled games and under no account must you look at HER in the face. Scream for speed.
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Ninerider: a game based in Neo Newcastle featuring Michael Nine and his irrepressible sidekick, mode of transport and greased up exaust pipe lover, Workshalfthetimenine, a tempermental milkfloat based on nano nano technology (voiced by Robin Williams) which has a streeing wheel and pedals. There may be some crates in the back too.
Features:
Goldtop, a baddie who is half man, half cow. WHO DRINKS HIS OWN MILK WITH A STRAW!
Realistic udders.
9 Kinds of milk. Full fat, fuller fat, fullest fat, I can't believe it's not full fat, skimmed, whittled, semi-skimmed, donkey and man: milk.
Some levels, about nine in all.
Quite good weapons including milk bottles, crates, milk tops and an Orbital utterly destructerly weapons platform.
Bad voice acting by S Club Seven's "7 of 9 if there were two more of us" and "H" from Steps.
Fully mouse user and joystick action with option keyboard go.
Technical instruction manual written by Japanese exchange student.
Plenty fast graphics with ear noise pleasure, it is happen is it?
(C) (remember to type name here to validate copyright) 2003
The copyright hereby acknowledges the aforementioned person as the property of Uniungulate PLC. No refunds will be given for shop soiled games and under no account must you look at HER in the face. Scream for speed.
Features:
Goldtop, a baddie who is half man, half cow. WHO DRINKS HIS OWN MILK WITH A STRAW!
Realistic udders.
9 Kinds of milk. Full fat, fuller fat, fullest fat, I can't believe it's not full fat, skimmed, whittled, semi-skimmed, donkey and man: milk.
Some levels, about nine in all.
Quite good weapons including milk bottles, crates, milk tops and an Orbital utterly destructerly weapons platform.
Bad voice acting by S Club Seven's "7 of 9 if there were two more of us" and "H" from Steps.
Fully mouse user and joystick action with option keyboard go.
Technical instruction manual written by Japanese exchange student.
Plenty fast graphics with ear noise pleasure, it is happen is it?
(C) (remember to type name here to validate copyright) 2003
The copyright hereby acknowledges the aforementioned person as the property of Uniungulate PLC. No refunds will be given for shop soiled games and under no account must you look at HER in the face. Scream for speed.