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Drunk Cow: Hello all. Welcome to Channel 69 News. I am Drunk Cow. I have very silky skin and my butt………. What’s this! It seems that we have a breaking news development about a new uprising religion growing around London! I will now pass it to Sfone with this story!
*camera switches to the busy streets of London*
Sfone: We have here a fan of SR that has taken it to the extreme and joined a religion founded by local member Mystique!
Mystique: And what!
Sfone: So Mystique what is this religion of yours and what’s all the hype?
Mystique: My religion, named SRism, is based on SR, the home of all that is good and beautiful….and Mr. Snuggly. We bow down to them and they shower us with good blessings and games! It’s wonderful Sfone!
Sfone: Is there any extra no work holidays?
Mystique: Why of course, but we don’t have Christmas though. We have Gadmas. Sing Sfone the Snuggly song Lou Role!
Lou Role: He’s making his list. He’s checking it twice. Better make a good post I’m telling you why. Snuggle-ly is coming to town.
Mystique: It gets more touching every time. Great job Lou Role!
Lou Role: Gimme my money.
Sfone: Uh, Mystique I understand your holidays and your purpose, but what’s up with the streaking and bright pink clothing?
Mystique: We streak because the body is to much of an art piece to cover up with petty clothing. It’s absurd! It’s an outrage!
Lou Role: And pink brings out our eyes.
Sfone: Hmm I see. Back to you Drunk Cow.
*image returns to Drunk Cow in the news station*
Drunk Cow: Oh yea baby. Work it!………… Oh! I’m back on!
*naked woman rooms out of underneath Drunk Cow’s news desk*
Drunk Cow: Thank you Sfone. But I don’t think the people at home understand how good people these SRist are. They like making many stories and other forms of art to impress their gods and by golly they’re wonderful people! For the viewers entertainment we have three SRist performing an ordinary TV soup opera.
Rosalind: Kyle I can’t do this anymore!
Kyle: What’s wrong Rosalind?
Rosalind: I’m cheating on you Kyle!
Kyle: *begins to cry*
Mark: That’s right she is with me now!
Kyle: But I need her to pay for my little brother’s operation!
Mark: Before that I must tell you something Kyle…..I am your father.
Rosalind: Gasp! And Double Gasp!
Kyle: I hate you! Don’t touch me!
Mark: Kyle I want to say I love you but I can’t because I haven’t seen you in ages……and we’re both men.
Rosalind: I’m going to kill myself. I can’t go through with my school play mommy. I am to fat. I have HIV!
*Both Kyle and Mark start crying*
Rosalind: I’m dieing…tell mother I love her……brother because he is hott!
*Rosalind dies*
Kyle: I’ll avenge her death if it’s the last thing I do!
Mark The End!
Drunk Cow: I’m so scared right now.
Rosalind: Yea, our acting surprises even us.
Drunk Cow: I think it would be a good time right now to switch to J-42 with one of the SR staffies.
*camera goes to a dark room with J-42 interviewing someone in the shadows*
J-42: Sir we have engulfed you in this darkness to keep your identity secret. So what do you have to say for the viewers.
Unknown: Every day I get sadden more. Mr. Snuggly this. Mr. Snuggly that. Why not me! Where is my fame and glory! It’s just not fare! *cries*
J-42: That is so sad.
*An ape opens the door and turns on the light switch reveling BEARDS in the shadows*
BEARDS: Ahhhhhh! You idiot!
J-42: Sorry that’s just my roommate Chimpy.
BEARDS: Roommate! That is a gorilla!
J-42: Hey! No one here is judging you so why must you judge my friends loser boy! No one loves you!
BEARDS: *cries and runs out door*
J-42: Back to you Drunk Cow.
Chimpy: Ou-ah-ah-ah.
*Back to Drunk Cow*
Drunk Cow: Good night folks. We have learned lots today, but overall we learned about this great place called SR. SRist may seem like people that simply follow a false god just because he supplies them free stuff but…………hey wait that is exactly what they are! Those nerds!
Producer: CUT!
*camera fades to black*
and that’s another spoof
Drunk
*camera switches to the busy streets of London*
Sfone: We have here a fan of SR that has taken it to the extreme and joined a religion founded by local member Mystique!
Mystique: And what!
Sfone: So Mystique what is this religion of yours and what’s all the hype?
Mystique: My religion, named SRism, is based on SR, the home of all that is good and beautiful….and Mr. Snuggly. We bow down to them and they shower us with good blessings and games! It’s wonderful Sfone!
Sfone: Is there any extra no work holidays?
Mystique: Why of course, but we don’t have Christmas though. We have Gadmas. Sing Sfone the Snuggly song Lou Role!
Lou Role: He’s making his list. He’s checking it twice. Better make a good post I’m telling you why. Snuggle-ly is coming to town.
Mystique: It gets more touching every time. Great job Lou Role!
Lou Role: Gimme my money.
Sfone: Uh, Mystique I understand your holidays and your purpose, but what’s up with the streaking and bright pink clothing?
Mystique: We streak because the body is to much of an art piece to cover up with petty clothing. It’s absurd! It’s an outrage!
Lou Role: And pink brings out our eyes.
Sfone: Hmm I see. Back to you Drunk Cow.
*image returns to Drunk Cow in the news station*
Drunk Cow: Oh yea baby. Work it!………… Oh! I’m back on!
*naked woman rooms out of underneath Drunk Cow’s news desk*
Drunk Cow: Thank you Sfone. But I don’t think the people at home understand how good people these SRist are. They like making many stories and other forms of art to impress their gods and by golly they’re wonderful people! For the viewers entertainment we have three SRist performing an ordinary TV soup opera.
Rosalind: Kyle I can’t do this anymore!
Kyle: What’s wrong Rosalind?
Rosalind: I’m cheating on you Kyle!
Kyle: *begins to cry*
Mark: That’s right she is with me now!
Kyle: But I need her to pay for my little brother’s operation!
Mark: Before that I must tell you something Kyle…..I am your father.
Rosalind: Gasp! And Double Gasp!
Kyle: I hate you! Don’t touch me!
Mark: Kyle I want to say I love you but I can’t because I haven’t seen you in ages……and we’re both men.
Rosalind: I’m going to kill myself. I can’t go through with my school play mommy. I am to fat. I have HIV!
*Both Kyle and Mark start crying*
Rosalind: I’m dieing…tell mother I love her……brother because he is hott!
*Rosalind dies*
Kyle: I’ll avenge her death if it’s the last thing I do!
Mark The End!
Drunk Cow: I’m so scared right now.
Rosalind: Yea, our acting surprises even us.
Drunk Cow: I think it would be a good time right now to switch to J-42 with one of the SR staffies.
*camera goes to a dark room with J-42 interviewing someone in the shadows*
J-42: Sir we have engulfed you in this darkness to keep your identity secret. So what do you have to say for the viewers.
Unknown: Every day I get sadden more. Mr. Snuggly this. Mr. Snuggly that. Why not me! Where is my fame and glory! It’s just not fare! *cries*
J-42: That is so sad.
*An ape opens the door and turns on the light switch reveling BEARDS in the shadows*
BEARDS: Ahhhhhh! You idiot!
J-42: Sorry that’s just my roommate Chimpy.
BEARDS: Roommate! That is a gorilla!
J-42: Hey! No one here is judging you so why must you judge my friends loser boy! No one loves you!
BEARDS: *cries and runs out door*
J-42: Back to you Drunk Cow.
Chimpy: Ou-ah-ah-ah.
*Back to Drunk Cow*
Drunk Cow: Good night folks. We have learned lots today, but overall we learned about this great place called SR. SRist may seem like people that simply follow a false god just because he supplies them free stuff but…………hey wait that is exactly what they are! Those nerds!
Producer: CUT!
*camera fades to black*
and that’s another spoof
Drunk
I liked :-)
JBH... coccured? :D
well plagued DC :p
JBH... coccured? :D
well plagued DC :p
I just wrote this because I wanted to be noticed that I'm back because it hasn't sunk in to my brain until I made another spoof. Good or bad:-o
You stole the ending from a spoof I wrote! Gah!
It was funny but not as funny as usual mate, you're letting yourself slip... I recon...
It was funny but not as funny as usual mate, you're letting yourself slip... I recon...
You must be some kind of physics proffeso!:-o
:-D
:-D
Much double-spacing has coccured
Drunk Cow: Hello all. Welcome to Channel 69 News. I am Drunk Cow. I have very silky skin and my butt………. What’s this! It seems that we have a breaking news development about a new uprising religion growing around London! I will now pass it to Sfone with this story!
*camera switches to the busy streets of London*
Sfone: We have here a fan of SR that has taken it to the extreme and joined a religion founded by local member Mystique!
Mystique: And what!
Sfone: So Mystique what is this religion of yours and what’s all the hype?
Mystique: My religion, named SRism, is based on SR, the home of all that is good and beautiful….and Mr. Snuggly. We bow down to them and they shower us with good blessings and games! It’s wonderful Sfone!
Sfone: Is there any extra no work holidays?
Mystique: Why of course, but we don’t have Christmas though. We have Gadmas. Sing Sfone the Snuggly song Lou Role!
Lou Role: He’s making his list. He’s checking it twice. Better make a good post I’m telling you why. Snuggle-ly is coming to town.
Mystique: It gets more touching every time. Great job Lou Role!
Lou Role: Gimme my money.
Sfone: Uh, Mystique I understand your holidays and your purpose, but what’s up with the streaking and bright pink clothing?
Mystique: We streak because the body is to much of an art piece to cover up with petty clothing. It’s absurd! It’s an outrage!
Lou Role: And pink brings out our eyes.
Sfone: Hmm I see. Back to you Drunk Cow.
*image returns to Drunk Cow in the news station*
Drunk Cow: Oh yea baby. Work it!………… Oh! I’m back on!
*naked woman rooms out of underneath Drunk Cow’s news desk*
Drunk Cow: Thank you Sfone. But I don’t think the people at home understand how good people these SRist are. They like making many stories and other forms of art to impress their gods and by golly they’re wonderful people! For the viewers entertainment we have three SRist performing an ordinary TV soup opera.
Rosalind: Kyle I can’t do this anymore!
Kyle: What’s wrong Rosalind?
Rosalind: I’m cheating on you Kyle!
Kyle: *begins to cry*
Mark: That’s right she is with me now!
Kyle: But I need her to pay for my little brother’s operation!
Mark: Before that I must tell you something Kyle…..I am your father.
Rosalind: Gasp! And Double Gasp!
Kyle: I hate you! Don’t touch me!
Mark: Kyle I want to say I love you but I can’t because I haven’t seen you in ages……and we’re both men.
Rosalind: I’m going to kill myself. I can’t go through with my school play mommy. I am to fat. I have HIV!
*Both Kyle and Mark start crying*
Rosalind: I’m dieing…tell mother I love her……brother because he is hott!
*Rosalind dies*
Kyle: I’ll avenge her death if it’s the last thing I do!
Mark The End!
Drunk Cow: I’m so scared right now.
Rosalind: Yea, our acting surprises even us.
Drunk Cow: I think it would be a good time right now to switch to J-42 with one of the SR staffies.
*camera goes to a dark room with J-42 interviewing someone in the shadows*
J-42: Sir we have engulfed you in this darkness to keep your identity secret. So what do you have to say for the viewers.
Unknown: Every day I get sadden more. Mr. Snuggly this. Mr. Snuggly that. Why not me! Where is my fame and glory! It’s just not fare! *cries*
J-42: That is so sad.
*An ape opens the door and turns on the light switch reveling BEARDS in the shadows*
BEARDS: Ahhhhhh! You idiot!
J-42: Sorry that’s just my roommate Chimpy.
BEARDS: Roommate! That is a gorilla!
J-42: Hey! No one here is judging you so why must you judge my friends loser boy! No one loves you!
BEARDS: *cries and runs out door*
J-42: Back to you Drunk Cow.
Chimpy: Ou-ah-ah-ah.
*Back to Drunk Cow*
Drunk Cow: Good night folks. We have learned lots today, but overall we learned about this great place called SR. SRist may seem like people that simply follow a false god just because he supplies them free stuff but…………hey wait that is exactly what they are! Those nerds!
Producer: CUT!
*camera fades to black*
and that’s another spoof
Drunk
*camera switches to the busy streets of London*
Sfone: We have here a fan of SR that has taken it to the extreme and joined a religion founded by local member Mystique!
Mystique: And what!
Sfone: So Mystique what is this religion of yours and what’s all the hype?
Mystique: My religion, named SRism, is based on SR, the home of all that is good and beautiful….and Mr. Snuggly. We bow down to them and they shower us with good blessings and games! It’s wonderful Sfone!
Sfone: Is there any extra no work holidays?
Mystique: Why of course, but we don’t have Christmas though. We have Gadmas. Sing Sfone the Snuggly song Lou Role!
Lou Role: He’s making his list. He’s checking it twice. Better make a good post I’m telling you why. Snuggle-ly is coming to town.
Mystique: It gets more touching every time. Great job Lou Role!
Lou Role: Gimme my money.
Sfone: Uh, Mystique I understand your holidays and your purpose, but what’s up with the streaking and bright pink clothing?
Mystique: We streak because the body is to much of an art piece to cover up with petty clothing. It’s absurd! It’s an outrage!
Lou Role: And pink brings out our eyes.
Sfone: Hmm I see. Back to you Drunk Cow.
*image returns to Drunk Cow in the news station*
Drunk Cow: Oh yea baby. Work it!………… Oh! I’m back on!
*naked woman rooms out of underneath Drunk Cow’s news desk*
Drunk Cow: Thank you Sfone. But I don’t think the people at home understand how good people these SRist are. They like making many stories and other forms of art to impress their gods and by golly they’re wonderful people! For the viewers entertainment we have three SRist performing an ordinary TV soup opera.
Rosalind: Kyle I can’t do this anymore!
Kyle: What’s wrong Rosalind?
Rosalind: I’m cheating on you Kyle!
Kyle: *begins to cry*
Mark: That’s right she is with me now!
Kyle: But I need her to pay for my little brother’s operation!
Mark: Before that I must tell you something Kyle…..I am your father.
Rosalind: Gasp! And Double Gasp!
Kyle: I hate you! Don’t touch me!
Mark: Kyle I want to say I love you but I can’t because I haven’t seen you in ages……and we’re both men.
Rosalind: I’m going to kill myself. I can’t go through with my school play mommy. I am to fat. I have HIV!
*Both Kyle and Mark start crying*
Rosalind: I’m dieing…tell mother I love her……brother because he is hott!
*Rosalind dies*
Kyle: I’ll avenge her death if it’s the last thing I do!
Mark The End!
Drunk Cow: I’m so scared right now.
Rosalind: Yea, our acting surprises even us.
Drunk Cow: I think it would be a good time right now to switch to J-42 with one of the SR staffies.
*camera goes to a dark room with J-42 interviewing someone in the shadows*
J-42: Sir we have engulfed you in this darkness to keep your identity secret. So what do you have to say for the viewers.
Unknown: Every day I get sadden more. Mr. Snuggly this. Mr. Snuggly that. Why not me! Where is my fame and glory! It’s just not fare! *cries*
J-42: That is so sad.
*An ape opens the door and turns on the light switch reveling BEARDS in the shadows*
BEARDS: Ahhhhhh! You idiot!
J-42: Sorry that’s just my roommate Chimpy.
BEARDS: Roommate! That is a gorilla!
J-42: Hey! No one here is judging you so why must you judge my friends loser boy! No one loves you!
BEARDS: *cries and runs out door*
J-42: Back to you Drunk Cow.
Chimpy: Ou-ah-ah-ah.
*Back to Drunk Cow*
Drunk Cow: Good night folks. We have learned lots today, but overall we learned about this great place called SR. SRist may seem like people that simply follow a false god just because he supplies them free stuff but…………hey wait that is exactly what they are! Those nerds!
Producer: CUT!
*camera fades to black*
and that’s another spoof
Drunk