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Home Secretary David Blunkett today called for a ban on all guide dogs after an incident at his home left him needed stitches in his bottom.
In a statement released to the press last night it was revealed that David Blunkett was admitted to Waldo's General Hospital in need of a number of stitches in both bum-cheeks after being viciously bitten by his own guide dog. Apparently Mr Blunkett had just gotten out of the bath, and in getting dressed he mistook a number of rashers of bacon, stitched together with cheese wire, for his underwear. It was at this point that the hungry dog ate the bacon, along with a sizeable chunk of Blunkett bum.
It could be claimed that this is something of a knee-jerk reaction by the normally reserved Blunkett, but he already has an alternative suggestion for the blind, claiming that the incident with his dog is unrelated, and the ban was to be imposed anyway.
Rather than guide dogs, the blind will be moved into giant glass balls, driven my monkeys. The blind can then tell the monkey where they want to go. A network of ball tracks is currently being brought into central London, with the rollout of the balls set o commence in the coming months.
When asked whether these balls were dangerous Mr Blunkett simply laughed. "No more so than those bloody guide dogs!" He said as he pointed to his elbow.
In a statement released to the press last night it was revealed that David Blunkett was admitted to Waldo's General Hospital in need of a number of stitches in both bum-cheeks after being viciously bitten by his own guide dog. Apparently Mr Blunkett had just gotten out of the bath, and in getting dressed he mistook a number of rashers of bacon, stitched together with cheese wire, for his underwear. It was at this point that the hungry dog ate the bacon, along with a sizeable chunk of Blunkett bum.
It could be claimed that this is something of a knee-jerk reaction by the normally reserved Blunkett, but he already has an alternative suggestion for the blind, claiming that the incident with his dog is unrelated, and the ban was to be imposed anyway.
Rather than guide dogs, the blind will be moved into giant glass balls, driven my monkeys. The blind can then tell the monkey where they want to go. A network of ball tracks is currently being brought into central London, with the rollout of the balls set o commence in the coming months.
When asked whether these balls were dangerous Mr Blunkett simply laughed. "No more so than those bloody guide dogs!" He said as he pointed to his elbow.
kool...
I liked.
>driven my monkeys
...Even the greats make mistakes :-P
Funny though :-)
...Even the greats make mistakes :-P
Funny though :-)
Great!
I read that somewhere too!
Good post it was funny.
Home Secretary David Blunkett today called for a ban on all guide dogs after an incident at his home left him needed stitches in his bottom.
In a statement released to the press last night it was revealed that David Blunkett was admitted to Waldo's General Hospital in need of a number of stitches in both bum-cheeks after being viciously bitten by his own guide dog. Apparently Mr Blunkett had just gotten out of the bath, and in getting dressed he mistook a number of rashers of bacon, stitched together with cheese wire, for his underwear. It was at this point that the hungry dog ate the bacon, along with a sizeable chunk of Blunkett bum.
It could be claimed that this is something of a knee-jerk reaction by the normally reserved Blunkett, but he already has an alternative suggestion for the blind, claiming that the incident with his dog is unrelated, and the ban was to be imposed anyway.
Rather than guide dogs, the blind will be moved into giant glass balls, driven my monkeys. The blind can then tell the monkey where they want to go. A network of ball tracks is currently being brought into central London, with the rollout of the balls set o commence in the coming months.
When asked whether these balls were dangerous Mr Blunkett simply laughed. "No more so than those bloody guide dogs!" He said as he pointed to his elbow.
In a statement released to the press last night it was revealed that David Blunkett was admitted to Waldo's General Hospital in need of a number of stitches in both bum-cheeks after being viciously bitten by his own guide dog. Apparently Mr Blunkett had just gotten out of the bath, and in getting dressed he mistook a number of rashers of bacon, stitched together with cheese wire, for his underwear. It was at this point that the hungry dog ate the bacon, along with a sizeable chunk of Blunkett bum.
It could be claimed that this is something of a knee-jerk reaction by the normally reserved Blunkett, but he already has an alternative suggestion for the blind, claiming that the incident with his dog is unrelated, and the ban was to be imposed anyway.
Rather than guide dogs, the blind will be moved into giant glass balls, driven my monkeys. The blind can then tell the monkey where they want to go. A network of ball tracks is currently being brought into central London, with the rollout of the balls set o commence in the coming months.
When asked whether these balls were dangerous Mr Blunkett simply laughed. "No more so than those bloody guide dogs!" He said as he pointed to his elbow.