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a large high tech computer with fancy plugs and gadgets
a plug on the back of your head
a few mates to help you get plugged up
Once you are in the matrix you must be very wary of agents , as quoted by Morpheous 'they are everyone and they are no-one' they are machines that can enter anybody that is part of the matrix. They can dodge bullets and punch through walls so if you see one you better get running.
The great thing about the matrix is you can download practically anything you want. If your in a bad mood then just download a couple of rocket launchers, select a couple of tall building shoot and get out of there before the agents come. All your stress will be washed away.
Make sure you have a basic phone handy because the only way to leave the matrix is by answearing a phone rung by the operator (one of your mates).
Remember even though the matrix isn't real you can still die there so avoid agents, don't slip on banana skins and be a safe driver
That is the matrix number 1 fans guide to the matrix. Enjoy!
wales wouldnt beat england in footy and they didnt in rugby hahahahahahaha
and shut up garlic bread just cos ur neva gonna win a gotd award
wats a gad? does it stand for game of the day or summat cos thats completely wrong
> y u saying o bless
> i live in wales they lost at rugby but they won at footy but england
> are better cos they won at rugby AND footy
> nuthin to do with the topic but i just felt like sayin it cos u
> support wales cough 33-5 cough
England are better bacuase they won at both footie and rugby, what the $£%$... Wales are getting much better in the footie stakes and going by recent England performances, wales would have a good chance at beating them. But, when it comes to putting these easy words into practice... Fall flat on face.
Do you want to chuck in snooker, tenis athletics and the rest into the mix?...
look for a recent winning post and steal the idea (i.e. Meka Dragon with his guide to jedi clubbing/driving)
make your own half 'assed' guide to somthing useless, complete with cheap gags.
pray for a GAD
cry when you dont get one
steal someones material
pray for GAD
cry again
steal another peice of material
get banned
wonder where you went wrong.
i live in wales they lost at rugby but they won at footy but england are better cos they won at rugby AND footy
nuthin to do with the topic but i just felt like sayin it cos u support wales cough 33-5 cough