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"I am kewl so lecht me win gaimez !!!11!1!!!"

I am nu on veze fohrums but I am bettah than yew becoz I got some gud trainers what have big stripes down them, ahah not reely wot do u fink I am a townie. Duh!

I killed my mum with a kettle because she wunt make mi my dinnah. Stupid Wuman !!!111! Does N E 1 want to buy my mum off me now, she is ded and stoopiud ahaha!!!111!!! No but reall I have a good hacking prograym from Miycrosofty what lets me get into all your filez and steal your television, it is gooder than anything what you have, Ahaha !!!11!!!1!

I lyke maykin fun of disaybled people. They are whell stoopid and fik and I stole a milk lorry with Jez and we runned this guy over becoz he had a lisp and sounded stuppid like Jonafan Ross. Ahaha !!111! I also went into an old peoplez home on Saturday with my BB gun but it is made so it fires anti tank missiles and I burned lots of old peoplez and their zimmer frames. Ahaha! Wot I did woz I nicked their penshun buks and then I bougt some sigarettes becoz they are good for your helf and make you look cuel and get the women to make you feel jazzy!

I know how to make bomz becorz I work for the IRA on Iraq and my dad was in Vietnaam and won 16 medals but i have them noww becorz he is stuppid. You mix some mouthwash (I uze it becoz I am a fresh kinda guy) with some tobacco and rats pee and it is really explowsive. Then u put it in a bag and liyte it and throw it at a crippled man and he goes KABOOM like a dead blown up solider in a war. Ahahhaha !!!11!!!!11!

Anyway if therz any secksy ladies on the fohrums who want to do me then I will giv you my fown number becuaseI am a sex god with a 41 inch nob, ahhaha!!!11!111! So lets all get groovie and I am going to be a win game man.

Erm, yeah.

gerrid wrote:
> He just loves his Kyle.

I lurrrve him

;)

:-P

He just loves his Kyle.

*clicks fingers*

Now you understand...

I'm confused

To read that comment in the relies and then see J-42s reply!

I actually did laugh out loud!

HalloHowArtThou wrote:
> phi11ip wrote:
> J-42 wrote:
> Agreed. Kyz, how do you come up with such ideas?
>
> Were you being sarcastic?
>
> t'was expected
>
> ;)

Ashley wrote:
> quite realistic, but a lot of the amusement was lost as it is about
> the 300th time its been done, and goatboy did it yesterday

I'm serious!

Did J-42 honestly mean that comment?

phi11ip wrote:
> J-42 wrote:
> Agreed. Kyz, how do you come up with such ideas?
>
> Were you being sarcastic?

t'was expected

;)

J-42 wrote:
> Agreed. Kyz, how do you come up with such ideas?

Were you being sarcastic?

Run over people with lisps?
Yes i was that Jonathon Ross wannabe. I sit here in plaster typing into a laptop which lay on my crippled body...

I hope he doesnt do that in Real life...