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Well you know that game... the one with naked, oily men... ah Smackdown 3.
Well if I am not mistaken there is a secret character in that game, that certain frontman with a red hat and squeaky voice... with lyrics like:
" Effing sprouts, hate you. Don't want to eat you, bloody sprouts, your all green and horrible "
So you get to beat Fred Durst to a pulp, excellent, problem being... I don't have the money to go and buy a game on wrestling so I can beat him up... or even the console I think, bah humbug.
So this is what I want to happen in EVERY game made...
Of course ripping Durst's arms off is good enough on its own but I don't want it too stop there.
I suggest all those people, you know the gaming companies ask people on those little forms you always find inside. You know the ones that say how much you earn a year, or how many chickens you ate the night before... anyway they have a section:
Who would you most like to kill in a game?
Just think any character in a game... then any 'celebrity' you hate and you get to kill them any way you wish... Just think you could push Charlotte Church off a cliff and get 50 camera angles of it.
The different people and ways is amazing... instead scrap that idea... just make a game full of stupid looking hairy woman and other green things and throw in every 'celebrity' in the world full of scenarios...
a) Run over with bus
b) Stamp on head
c) Watch them fall from 30000 feet with no parachute
Oh I'm getting all excited about this... this would be massive... see thats orginal idea so they should do it.
Its very sick but hey its a game, I'm only a pacifist in reality... if I want to beat Westlife to death with a large haddock I can do it. I'm sure they wouldn't mind too much either then no insane blokes try to kill them...
See everybodies happy....
Of course this will never happen which angers me... so I'm going to invest in some darts, or a hammer and get a picture of Penny Smith and kill that.... see all sorted...
Honest I'm a pacifist.
Well if I am not mistaken there is a secret character in that game, that certain frontman with a red hat and squeaky voice... with lyrics like:
" Effing sprouts, hate you. Don't want to eat you, bloody sprouts, your all green and horrible "
So you get to beat Fred Durst to a pulp, excellent, problem being... I don't have the money to go and buy a game on wrestling so I can beat him up... or even the console I think, bah humbug.
So this is what I want to happen in EVERY game made...
Of course ripping Durst's arms off is good enough on its own but I don't want it too stop there.
I suggest all those people, you know the gaming companies ask people on those little forms you always find inside. You know the ones that say how much you earn a year, or how many chickens you ate the night before... anyway they have a section:
Who would you most like to kill in a game?
Just think any character in a game... then any 'celebrity' you hate and you get to kill them any way you wish... Just think you could push Charlotte Church off a cliff and get 50 camera angles of it.
The different people and ways is amazing... instead scrap that idea... just make a game full of stupid looking hairy woman and other green things and throw in every 'celebrity' in the world full of scenarios...
a) Run over with bus
b) Stamp on head
c) Watch them fall from 30000 feet with no parachute
Oh I'm getting all excited about this... this would be massive... see thats orginal idea so they should do it.
Its very sick but hey its a game, I'm only a pacifist in reality... if I want to beat Westlife to death with a large haddock I can do it. I'm sure they wouldn't mind too much either then no insane blokes try to kill them...
See everybodies happy....
Of course this will never happen which angers me... so I'm going to invest in some darts, or a hammer and get a picture of Penny Smith and kill that.... see all sorted...
Honest I'm a pacifist.
I would pay money for a shoot em up where I could fire hotdogs and corndogs at Steven Spielburg, yelling
" TRY FORCING YOUR AMERICANISM ON ME NOW!"
Ahem.
:-D
" TRY FORCING YOUR AMERICANISM ON ME NOW!"
Ahem.
:-D
Well you know that game... the one with naked, oily men... ah Smackdown 3.
Well if I am not mistaken there is a secret character in that game, that certain frontman with a red hat and squeaky voice... with lyrics like:
" Effing sprouts, hate you. Don't want to eat you, bloody sprouts, your all green and horrible "
So you get to beat Fred Durst to a pulp, excellent, problem being... I don't have the money to go and buy a game on wrestling so I can beat him up... or even the console I think, bah humbug.
So this is what I want to happen in EVERY game made...
Of course ripping Durst's arms off is good enough on its own but I don't want it too stop there.
I suggest all those people, you know the gaming companies ask people on those little forms you always find inside. You know the ones that say how much you earn a year, or how many chickens you ate the night before... anyway they have a section:
Who would you most like to kill in a game?
Just think any character in a game... then any 'celebrity' you hate and you get to kill them any way you wish... Just think you could push Charlotte Church off a cliff and get 50 camera angles of it.
The different people and ways is amazing... instead scrap that idea... just make a game full of stupid looking hairy woman and other green things and throw in every 'celebrity' in the world full of scenarios...
a) Run over with bus
b) Stamp on head
c) Watch them fall from 30000 feet with no parachute
Oh I'm getting all excited about this... this would be massive... see thats orginal idea so they should do it.
Its very sick but hey its a game, I'm only a pacifist in reality... if I want to beat Westlife to death with a large haddock I can do it. I'm sure they wouldn't mind too much either then no insane blokes try to kill them...
See everybodies happy....
Of course this will never happen which angers me... so I'm going to invest in some darts, or a hammer and get a picture of Penny Smith and kill that.... see all sorted...
Honest I'm a pacifist.
Well if I am not mistaken there is a secret character in that game, that certain frontman with a red hat and squeaky voice... with lyrics like:
" Effing sprouts, hate you. Don't want to eat you, bloody sprouts, your all green and horrible "
So you get to beat Fred Durst to a pulp, excellent, problem being... I don't have the money to go and buy a game on wrestling so I can beat him up... or even the console I think, bah humbug.
So this is what I want to happen in EVERY game made...
Of course ripping Durst's arms off is good enough on its own but I don't want it too stop there.
I suggest all those people, you know the gaming companies ask people on those little forms you always find inside. You know the ones that say how much you earn a year, or how many chickens you ate the night before... anyway they have a section:
Who would you most like to kill in a game?
Just think any character in a game... then any 'celebrity' you hate and you get to kill them any way you wish... Just think you could push Charlotte Church off a cliff and get 50 camera angles of it.
The different people and ways is amazing... instead scrap that idea... just make a game full of stupid looking hairy woman and other green things and throw in every 'celebrity' in the world full of scenarios...
a) Run over with bus
b) Stamp on head
c) Watch them fall from 30000 feet with no parachute
Oh I'm getting all excited about this... this would be massive... see thats orginal idea so they should do it.
Its very sick but hey its a game, I'm only a pacifist in reality... if I want to beat Westlife to death with a large haddock I can do it. I'm sure they wouldn't mind too much either then no insane blokes try to kill them...
See everybodies happy....
Of course this will never happen which angers me... so I'm going to invest in some darts, or a hammer and get a picture of Penny Smith and kill that.... see all sorted...
Honest I'm a pacifist.