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How d'you get a Pickachu onto a crowded bus?

Poke-him-on

hur hur hur

loki wrote:
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was there a problem a minute ago? Everything seem to disappear and it couldn't find any pages on the server?

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I feel I must add a joke maybe a little better than the others

It was a rather loud disturbance in the wee hours of the morning outside the pub...

An Irishman (Pat, of course) wandered back and forth on the sidewalk into the street; onto the
sidewalk and back into the street in front of the pub, hollering and swearing as he stumbled back
and forth while holding half a pint in one hand and a key in the other...

A small crowd begins to grow and, finally, the constables arrive on the scene. Seeing that what
they were dealing with is one rather inebriated and irate young man, one approached him and
asked, "Can I help you lad?"

"Yesss, schur," the Irishman slurred. "sshumbody stoll me car!"

"Well now, lad," the constable inquires. "Where was your car last time you saw it?"

Waiving his hand in the air in front of him, as if to put it into the ignition, the Irishman "Wey, it was
at the eind of me key." At about this time the other cop has noticed that the Irishman's zipper is
down -- and it all there to be seen..., so he quietly asks, "Are you aware that you are exposing
yourself?"

The Irishman looks down, drops his shoulders woefully and moans "OOH ME GOD... they got
me girl too!!!"

Don't I know it. I fall for it every time. Not any more though. Oh no.

*Looks at big red button with "Don't Push" written below it...*

The best way to get someone to read something is to tell them not to.

Bah.

I try not to read "You Must read this" topics, because I think they will change my life but they are, invariably, rubbish.

But not Aliboys, I'm talking about the other ones.

AliBoy wrote:
Talking of poking him on go read the post
> "You must read this" it should amuse a lot of you : )

I make it a point of principle never to read posts that are titled "Read this plz", "All read", "You MUST read this", "Everyone read", etc.

Unless I'm bored.

...

OK, I'll go read it.

Goatboy wrote:
> How d'you get a Pickachu onto a crowded bus?

Poke-him-on

hur hur hur

Talking of poking him on go read the post "You must read this" it should amuse a lot of you : )

A talking grasshopper walks into a bar and asks for, and downs 14pints of vodka before wiping his lips and leaving.
The barman is astonished, "Wow a Talking Grasshopper!".

Next week the grasshopper comes back in and before he can order, the barman walks over "It's you! I was so impressed I named a drink after you!"

The grasshopper looks non-plussed "What, Steve?"