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I just had a very intersting thought.
After falling down the stairs and hitting my chin off the banister, I suddenly thought about my teeth, or more importantly, tooth brushes.
How wonderful are tooth brushes?
Personally, I think they are the most ingenius invention since.....Special Reserve.
Just think, if we didn't have tooth brushes then we'd all probably smell as bad as Ryo Hazuki by the end of the 6th chapter of Shenmue. He hasn't brushed his teeth in a month. In fact, he hasn't even touched water or changed his clothes in a month. Filthy begger. I know he has more important things on his mind but come on. Don't take it too far!
Could you imagine the stench? Would you want to?
Okay so there is a chance you would get used to it but how many babies would make it past child hood? They are brought into the world in the most unholy stench and would therefore probably die right then and there.
And then think about the sight when somebody opened their mouth. What's that? You'd rather not? Well I can't say I blame you.
Hey...wake up!
WAKE UP!!!
Good. Now I'll continue.
Where was I? Ahh yes...the sight of someone's teeth after having not brushed them for 20 years. UURRGGHH!!! In fact, I'll move on. *shudders*
Of course, what use would tooth brushes be without their all-mighty, powerful partner.....
....tooth paste.
I honestly don't think that tooth paste making companies get all the credit they deserve. They should have respect.
Colgate, McLeans, Thera-Med....even the good old fish flavoured Economy Paste.
We have these companies to thank for the world we live in.
Now it's just cabbage fields that have that god-awful reek and not the entire planet. Thank god for that...
What it comes down to is that mornings just wouldn't be the same without the tooth brush and paste. Squeeze the tube and then brush, brush, brush. Fantastic! Jolly good fun!
So, what tooth paste do we all like? What colour tooth brushes do we own. Oh, I know. Here's a good one. Does anyone here have.......
....an electric tooth brush!?
After falling down the stairs and hitting my chin off the banister, I suddenly thought about my teeth, or more importantly, tooth brushes.
How wonderful are tooth brushes?
Personally, I think they are the most ingenius invention since.....Special Reserve.
Just think, if we didn't have tooth brushes then we'd all probably smell as bad as Ryo Hazuki by the end of the 6th chapter of Shenmue. He hasn't brushed his teeth in a month. In fact, he hasn't even touched water or changed his clothes in a month. Filthy begger. I know he has more important things on his mind but come on. Don't take it too far!
Could you imagine the stench? Would you want to?
Okay so there is a chance you would get used to it but how many babies would make it past child hood? They are brought into the world in the most unholy stench and would therefore probably die right then and there.
And then think about the sight when somebody opened their mouth. What's that? You'd rather not? Well I can't say I blame you.
Hey...wake up!
WAKE UP!!!
Good. Now I'll continue.
Where was I? Ahh yes...the sight of someone's teeth after having not brushed them for 20 years. UURRGGHH!!! In fact, I'll move on. *shudders*
Of course, what use would tooth brushes be without their all-mighty, powerful partner.....
....tooth paste.
I honestly don't think that tooth paste making companies get all the credit they deserve. They should have respect.
Colgate, McLeans, Thera-Med....even the good old fish flavoured Economy Paste.
We have these companies to thank for the world we live in.
Now it's just cabbage fields that have that god-awful reek and not the entire planet. Thank god for that...
What it comes down to is that mornings just wouldn't be the same without the tooth brush and paste. Squeeze the tube and then brush, brush, brush. Fantastic! Jolly good fun!
So, what tooth paste do we all like? What colour tooth brushes do we own. Oh, I know. Here's a good one. Does anyone here have.......
....an electric tooth brush!?
I've never had a filling.
Mind you I wouldn't trust that damn Irish dentist to put one in.
"Now I'm just going to slip this drill here into your mouth and gently - DIIIIEEEE!!!!"
Ahem....not that I have anything against Irish dentists. But I do have something against this paticular Irish dentist. :-D
Mind you I wouldn't trust that damn Irish dentist to put one in.
"Now I'm just going to slip this drill here into your mouth and gently - DIIIIEEEE!!!!"
Ahem....not that I have anything against Irish dentists. But I do have something against this paticular Irish dentist. :-D
SHEEPY wrote:
> Do you know what sucks?
I need to get my first ever filling tommorrow,
> BAH
All those years of great teeth coming to an end...
First EVER?! Jesus sheepy :o) Were you locked in your room if you were found with even a trace of sweet on you? Guess so ;o)
> Do you know what sucks?
I need to get my first ever filling tommorrow,
> BAH
All those years of great teeth coming to an end...
First EVER?! Jesus sheepy :o) Were you locked in your room if you were found with even a trace of sweet on you? Guess so ;o)
Don't go!
Hold on to the door if you have to.
TRUST ME!!!
Fillings are tracking devices.
Once they're in, the government own you. You'll never be alone again.
So don't let it happen.
The best thing to do is as the dentist leans over you, lift your knees and ram them into his chest. This should knock him backward (depending on the strength of your knees obviously). Then jump up out of the seat and fling the light into his head. Once that happens run out the door and wait there. When he runs out hold your arm across the doorway and watch him smack into it. His legs will keep going but his upper body will stop. This is an incredibly ammusing sight as his lower body goes flying while his upper body just sort of falls.
Anyway, as well as saving your privacy (and your teeth), you also get to beat the hell out of that annoying dentist with the irish accent.
What's that you say?
Not all dentists are Irish?
Get outta here!
:-D
Hold on to the door if you have to.
TRUST ME!!!
Fillings are tracking devices.
Once they're in, the government own you. You'll never be alone again.
So don't let it happen.
The best thing to do is as the dentist leans over you, lift your knees and ram them into his chest. This should knock him backward (depending on the strength of your knees obviously). Then jump up out of the seat and fling the light into his head. Once that happens run out the door and wait there. When he runs out hold your arm across the doorway and watch him smack into it. His legs will keep going but his upper body will stop. This is an incredibly ammusing sight as his lower body goes flying while his upper body just sort of falls.
Anyway, as well as saving your privacy (and your teeth), you also get to beat the hell out of that annoying dentist with the irish accent.
What's that you say?
Not all dentists are Irish?
Get outta here!
:-D
Do you know what sucks?
I need to get my first ever filling tommorrow, BAH
All those years of great teeth coming to an end...
I need to get my first ever filling tommorrow, BAH
All those years of great teeth coming to an end...
Very inters**ting topic there!
Toothbrushes......
Not really much to say about them really....
I mean theres only 2 things you can actually do with them...... Clean ya toilet and Clean ya teeth.... Not much else really......
I suppose I can give you a toothbrush joke in my poor attempt to try and be funny.....
..............
A man walk into a department s**tore, finds the manager and says, "I really need a job, how about giving me a chance?"
The manager says, "Sure, but you have to sell these 500 toothbrushes in a week to get the job." Our hero takes the
toothbrushes and leaves.
Next week, he comes back with the toothbrushes and finds the manager, "I didn't get any of these sold, but please, please, give me another chance."
The manager says, "Okay, but you have to take another 500 toothbrushes." Our man takes the toothbrushes and tries his luck again. Again Our Man comes back with the 1000 toothbrushes, talks to the manager, gets another 500 toothbrushes and tries his luck...
So he comes back in another week, not with 1500 toothbrushes but with a bag of money. The manager gives him the
job and wants to know his trick.
Our Hero says, "Well, the ideas came to me a couple of days ago. I set up a table on a busy s**treet corner with a bowl of chips, bowl of sh*t, and a sign saying 'Free Chip & Dip'. Someone would come along, dip the chip, and say, 'Yuck! That tas**tes like sh*t!' and, of course, I would reply, 'Sir, you are right, here, have a toothbrush!'"
..............
HO HO HO!
Toothbrushes......
Not really much to say about them really....
I mean theres only 2 things you can actually do with them...... Clean ya toilet and Clean ya teeth.... Not much else really......
I suppose I can give you a toothbrush joke in my poor attempt to try and be funny.....
..............
A man walk into a department s**tore, finds the manager and says, "I really need a job, how about giving me a chance?"
The manager says, "Sure, but you have to sell these 500 toothbrushes in a week to get the job." Our hero takes the
toothbrushes and leaves.
Next week, he comes back with the toothbrushes and finds the manager, "I didn't get any of these sold, but please, please, give me another chance."
The manager says, "Okay, but you have to take another 500 toothbrushes." Our man takes the toothbrushes and tries his luck again. Again Our Man comes back with the 1000 toothbrushes, talks to the manager, gets another 500 toothbrushes and tries his luck...
So he comes back in another week, not with 1500 toothbrushes but with a bag of money. The manager gives him the
job and wants to know his trick.
Our Hero says, "Well, the ideas came to me a couple of days ago. I set up a table on a busy s**treet corner with a bowl of chips, bowl of sh*t, and a sign saying 'Free Chip & Dip'. Someone would come along, dip the chip, and say, 'Yuck! That tas**tes like sh*t!' and, of course, I would reply, 'Sir, you are right, here, have a toothbrush!'"
..............
HO HO HO!
I just had a very intersting thought.
After falling down the stairs and hitting my chin off the banister, I suddenly thought about my teeth, or more importantly, tooth brushes.
How wonderful are tooth brushes?
Personally, I think they are the most ingenius invention since.....Special Reserve.
Just think, if we didn't have tooth brushes then we'd all probably smell as bad as Ryo Hazuki by the end of the 6th chapter of Shenmue. He hasn't brushed his teeth in a month. In fact, he hasn't even touched water or changed his clothes in a month. Filthy begger. I know he has more important things on his mind but come on. Don't take it too far!
Could you imagine the stench? Would you want to?
Okay so there is a chance you would get used to it but how many babies would make it past child hood? They are brought into the world in the most unholy stench and would therefore probably die right then and there.
And then think about the sight when somebody opened their mouth. What's that? You'd rather not? Well I can't say I blame you.
Hey...wake up!
WAKE UP!!!
Good. Now I'll continue.
Where was I? Ahh yes...the sight of someone's teeth after having not brushed them for 20 years. UURRGGHH!!! In fact, I'll move on. *shudders*
Of course, what use would tooth brushes be without their all-mighty, powerful partner.....
....tooth paste.
I honestly don't think that tooth paste making companies get all the credit they deserve. They should have respect.
Colgate, McLeans, Thera-Med....even the good old fish flavoured Economy Paste.
We have these companies to thank for the world we live in.
Now it's just cabbage fields that have that god-awful reek and not the entire planet. Thank god for that...
What it comes down to is that mornings just wouldn't be the same without the tooth brush and paste. Squeeze the tube and then brush, brush, brush. Fantastic! Jolly good fun!
So, what tooth paste do we all like? What colour tooth brushes do we own. Oh, I know. Here's a good one. Does anyone here have.......
....an electric tooth brush!?
After falling down the stairs and hitting my chin off the banister, I suddenly thought about my teeth, or more importantly, tooth brushes.
How wonderful are tooth brushes?
Personally, I think they are the most ingenius invention since.....Special Reserve.
Just think, if we didn't have tooth brushes then we'd all probably smell as bad as Ryo Hazuki by the end of the 6th chapter of Shenmue. He hasn't brushed his teeth in a month. In fact, he hasn't even touched water or changed his clothes in a month. Filthy begger. I know he has more important things on his mind but come on. Don't take it too far!
Could you imagine the stench? Would you want to?
Okay so there is a chance you would get used to it but how many babies would make it past child hood? They are brought into the world in the most unholy stench and would therefore probably die right then and there.
And then think about the sight when somebody opened their mouth. What's that? You'd rather not? Well I can't say I blame you.
Hey...wake up!
WAKE UP!!!
Good. Now I'll continue.
Where was I? Ahh yes...the sight of someone's teeth after having not brushed them for 20 years. UURRGGHH!!! In fact, I'll move on. *shudders*
Of course, what use would tooth brushes be without their all-mighty, powerful partner.....
....tooth paste.
I honestly don't think that tooth paste making companies get all the credit they deserve. They should have respect.
Colgate, McLeans, Thera-Med....even the good old fish flavoured Economy Paste.
We have these companies to thank for the world we live in.
Now it's just cabbage fields that have that god-awful reek and not the entire planet. Thank god for that...
What it comes down to is that mornings just wouldn't be the same without the tooth brush and paste. Squeeze the tube and then brush, brush, brush. Fantastic! Jolly good fun!
So, what tooth paste do we all like? What colour tooth brushes do we own. Oh, I know. Here's a good one. Does anyone here have.......
....an electric tooth brush!?