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My brain hurts.
And that's probably all you'll get out of me today...
And that's probably all you'll get out of me today...
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"Blue....NO! PINK!!!"
ARTHUR
(wazzed stiff)
Who are you?
TALL KNIGHT
We are the Knights Who Say "Ni"!
BEDEVERE
No! Not the Knights Who Say "Ni"!
TALL KNIGHT
The same!
ARTHUR
Who are they?
TALL KNIGHT
We are the keepers of the sacred words. NI ... Peng ... and Neee
... Wom!
BEDEVERE
Those who hear them seldom live to tell the tale.
TALL KNIGHT
The Knights Who Say "Ni"! demand a sacrifice.
ARTHUR
(to the TALL KNIGHT)
Knights Who Say "Ni" ... we are but simple travellers. We seek the
Enchanter who lives beyond this wood and who ...
TALL KNIGHT
NI!
ARTHUR
(recoiling)
Oh!
TALL KNIGHT
NI! NI!
ARTHUR
(he cowers in fear)
Oh!
TALL KNIGHT
We shall say Ni! again to you if you do not appease us.
ARTHUR
All right! What do you want?
TALL KNIGHT
We want ... a shrubbery!
ARTHUR
A what?
TALL KNIGHT
Ni! Ni! Ni ... Peng ... Nee ... Wum!
The PAGES rear and snort and rattle their coconuts.
ARTHUR
All right! All right! ... No more, please. We will find you
a shrubbery ...
TALL KNIGHT
You must return here with a shrubbery or else ... you shall
not pass through this wood alive!
ARTHUR
Thanks you, Knights Who Say Ni! You are fair and just. We will
return with a shrubbery.
TALL KNIGHT
One that looks nice.
ARTHUR
Of course.
TALL KNIGHT
And not too expensive.
ARTHUR
Yes ...
TALL KNIGHT
Now - go!
ARTHUR and BEDEVERE turn and ride off.
OTHER KNIGHTS
Ni! Ni!
Shouts of "Ni" and "Peng" ring behind them.
(wazzed stiff)
Who are you?
TALL KNIGHT
We are the Knights Who Say "Ni"!
BEDEVERE
No! Not the Knights Who Say "Ni"!
TALL KNIGHT
The same!
ARTHUR
Who are they?
TALL KNIGHT
We are the keepers of the sacred words. NI ... Peng ... and Neee
... Wom!
BEDEVERE
Those who hear them seldom live to tell the tale.
TALL KNIGHT
The Knights Who Say "Ni"! demand a sacrifice.
ARTHUR
(to the TALL KNIGHT)
Knights Who Say "Ni" ... we are but simple travellers. We seek the
Enchanter who lives beyond this wood and who ...
TALL KNIGHT
NI!
ARTHUR
(recoiling)
Oh!
TALL KNIGHT
NI! NI!
ARTHUR
(he cowers in fear)
Oh!
TALL KNIGHT
We shall say Ni! again to you if you do not appease us.
ARTHUR
All right! What do you want?
TALL KNIGHT
We want ... a shrubbery!
ARTHUR
A what?
TALL KNIGHT
Ni! Ni! Ni ... Peng ... Nee ... Wum!
The PAGES rear and snort and rattle their coconuts.
ARTHUR
All right! All right! ... No more, please. We will find you
a shrubbery ...
TALL KNIGHT
You must return here with a shrubbery or else ... you shall
not pass through this wood alive!
ARTHUR
Thanks you, Knights Who Say Ni! You are fair and just. We will
return with a shrubbery.
TALL KNIGHT
One that looks nice.
ARTHUR
Of course.
TALL KNIGHT
And not too expensive.
ARTHUR
Yes ...
TALL KNIGHT
Now - go!
ARTHUR and BEDEVERE turn and ride off.
OTHER KNIGHTS
Ni! Ni!
Shouts of "Ni" and "Peng" ring behind them.
And I want my money back!
"And we demand a shrubbery"
" Its just a flesh wound "
" Come back, I'll bite your legs off "
" Call it a draw then? "
" Come back, I'll bite your legs off "
" Call it a draw then? "
"Let us not go to Camelot. It is a silly place"
Yeah, the best bit is when thatbloke (john cleese) kills all those wedding guests!
No, was out. Seen it b4 though. Funny, huh.
On the highest possible terms I agree with goatboy. Did any one watch monty python and the holy grail on saturday night?
But come on, how did it win GAD?
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