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How can people honestly call this a sport... I went yesterday, and believe me, it's like a laughter gold mine...
First thing I noticed was the good people... they just bowl strike after stryke.. I mean strike... they're like 10 points of 300... they're amazing!
Next, you get the 'good people', these people are just as good as everone else, but they do that special bowl where they spin the ball and it hits the pins at an angle... and then they moan if the mess up and complain that the lane was 'too slippery' or that they 'didn't position right because something was in the way'.... lol! Idiots...
Next are the average people... they just bowl, and laugh, and drink, and have a good time...
Then there are the crap people... they end up rolling the ball down the gutter to start with, with the hope it'll pop back up and get a srtike... :D
Then there are the REALLY crap people... they do get a stike, but the ball flies over about 3 lanes diagonally and hits the wrong pins... (Oops)!
Then there's teenagers ( 12-15) who sort of shotput the ball into the air, breaking the lane, because they haven't got a clue... then the turn round, with a moody face, and sit down. lol!
Bowling Centers are hilarious...
"Look at me" Said the Fat man..."I'm a professional bowler... a real sports man, although i've never kicked a football in my life, don't know how to spell rugby, and my blood pressure is 3 times higher than it should be! - Ha ha ha ha, I'm an idiot! Ha ha ha... !"
LOL!
Just thought i'd write this, because it made me laugh... the bowling experience..., I suppose you have to be there for it to be funny, but well...
Anyone else know any funny places? And don't say Circus! :D
Game
First thing I noticed was the good people... they just bowl strike after stryke.. I mean strike... they're like 10 points of 300... they're amazing!
Next, you get the 'good people', these people are just as good as everone else, but they do that special bowl where they spin the ball and it hits the pins at an angle... and then they moan if the mess up and complain that the lane was 'too slippery' or that they 'didn't position right because something was in the way'.... lol! Idiots...
Next are the average people... they just bowl, and laugh, and drink, and have a good time...
Then there are the crap people... they end up rolling the ball down the gutter to start with, with the hope it'll pop back up and get a srtike... :D
Then there are the REALLY crap people... they do get a stike, but the ball flies over about 3 lanes diagonally and hits the wrong pins... (Oops)!
Then there's teenagers ( 12-15) who sort of shotput the ball into the air, breaking the lane, because they haven't got a clue... then the turn round, with a moody face, and sit down. lol!
Bowling Centers are hilarious...
"Look at me" Said the Fat man..."I'm a professional bowler... a real sports man, although i've never kicked a football in my life, don't know how to spell rugby, and my blood pressure is 3 times higher than it should be! - Ha ha ha ha, I'm an idiot! Ha ha ha... !"
LOL!
Just thought i'd write this, because it made me laugh... the bowling experience..., I suppose you have to be there for it to be funny, but well...
Anyone else know any funny places? And don't say Circus! :D
Game
I thought I'd reply to your lonely, crap topic Game.
What can I say I felt sorry for him, hes just so weak and stupid, like ten pin bowlers.
What can I say I felt sorry for him, hes just so weak and stupid, like ten pin bowlers.
How can people honestly call this a sport... I went yesterday, and believe me, it's like a laughter gold mine...
First thing I noticed was the good people... they just bowl strike after stryke.. I mean strike... they're like 10 points of 300... they're amazing!
Next, you get the 'good people', these people are just as good as everone else, but they do that special bowl where they spin the ball and it hits the pins at an angle... and then they moan if the mess up and complain that the lane was 'too slippery' or that they 'didn't position right because something was in the way'.... lol! Idiots...
Next are the average people... they just bowl, and laugh, and drink, and have a good time...
Then there are the crap people... they end up rolling the ball down the gutter to start with, with the hope it'll pop back up and get a srtike... :D
Then there are the REALLY crap people... they do get a stike, but the ball flies over about 3 lanes diagonally and hits the wrong pins... (Oops)!
Then there's teenagers ( 12-15) who sort of shotput the ball into the air, breaking the lane, because they haven't got a clue... then the turn round, with a moody face, and sit down. lol!
Bowling Centers are hilarious...
"Look at me" Said the Fat man..."I'm a professional bowler... a real sports man, although i've never kicked a football in my life, don't know how to spell rugby, and my blood pressure is 3 times higher than it should be! - Ha ha ha ha, I'm an idiot! Ha ha ha... !"
LOL!
Just thought i'd write this, because it made me laugh... the bowling experience..., I suppose you have to be there for it to be funny, but well...
Anyone else know any funny places? And don't say Circus! :D
Game
First thing I noticed was the good people... they just bowl strike after stryke.. I mean strike... they're like 10 points of 300... they're amazing!
Next, you get the 'good people', these people are just as good as everone else, but they do that special bowl where they spin the ball and it hits the pins at an angle... and then they moan if the mess up and complain that the lane was 'too slippery' or that they 'didn't position right because something was in the way'.... lol! Idiots...
Next are the average people... they just bowl, and laugh, and drink, and have a good time...
Then there are the crap people... they end up rolling the ball down the gutter to start with, with the hope it'll pop back up and get a srtike... :D
Then there are the REALLY crap people... they do get a stike, but the ball flies over about 3 lanes diagonally and hits the wrong pins... (Oops)!
Then there's teenagers ( 12-15) who sort of shotput the ball into the air, breaking the lane, because they haven't got a clue... then the turn round, with a moody face, and sit down. lol!
Bowling Centers are hilarious...
"Look at me" Said the Fat man..."I'm a professional bowler... a real sports man, although i've never kicked a football in my life, don't know how to spell rugby, and my blood pressure is 3 times higher than it should be! - Ha ha ha ha, I'm an idiot! Ha ha ha... !"
LOL!
Just thought i'd write this, because it made me laugh... the bowling experience..., I suppose you have to be there for it to be funny, but well...
Anyone else know any funny places? And don't say Circus! :D
Game