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How Bill Gates Stole Christmas
By Firebalt
The following images, video, audio and texts should not be viewed by anyone at any time. However, if used, excessive use will result in your brain being removed. The only job available to you will be a computer programmer.
You have been warned!
“I want an electric guitar and the new Sum 41 album and a Playstation 2!”
“Is that so?”
“Yeah Santa!”
“Dispose of this miscreant.”
An elf walks over to the boy and pulls him behind a curtain.
“Why did you say that!?” asks the elf.
“What?” says the boy.
“Santa Bill took you here because you are not complying with his demands.”
“What are they?”
“You must ask for a Bill Gates product. If you don’t you go into the grinder…”
“The grinder?”
“You’ll see. What’s your name son?”
“Ant.”
“Ok Ant, mind yourself”
“Hey, wha…”
Before Ant can finish, the elf has pushed him down the chute and into the grinder. An almighty crash is heard.
“Damn kids!” says the elf.
The elf walks back through the curtain. A boy sits on Bill’s lap.
“What do you want…um…”
“Charlie”, his parents whisper.
“…Charlie.”
“I want a balloon, a door key and a cocktail weener!”
“Elfy, do your job!”
The elf grabs Charlie and throws him down the chute to the grinder. Another child sits on Santa’s lap as the scene changes to in the grinder. An almighty crash is heard and Ant abruptly turns around.
“Who are you?”, asks Ant.
“I’m Charlie, what are we doing here?”, says Charlie.
“It’s Santa Bill, he put us down here for not choosing Microsoft-endorsed presents.”
“Oh, so it’s Santa Bill. Do you remember how he stole Christmas?”
“Yeah…”
The scene changes.
“I want an electric guitar and the new Sum 41 album and a Playstation 2!”
“Is that so?”
“Yeah Santa!”
“Well, you shall get an electric guitar, the new Sum 41 album and a Playstation 2.”
“Gee, thanks Santa!”
“What do you want…um…”
“Charlie”, his parents whisper.
“…Charlie.”
“I want a balloon, a door key and a cocktail weener!”
“Ok Charlie, you will have a balloon, a door key and a cocktail weener.”
“Yay. Thanks mister!”
The scene alters to a large building with a green “X” on the side. We go inside to a control room.
“Yes Mr Gates, we shall eliminate him!”
An operator of a computer presses a button and on his monitor, a Christmas department store explodes.
“He dead?”, asks Bill.
He presses another button and “Life scan” appears on the screen. It then changes to “No matches found”.
“He’s dead sir”, says the operator.
“Great…Now, I want 3000 bulbs, 20 massive Santas and 500lbs of snow. Go, go, go!”
“Yes sir!”
The scene cuts back to Ant and Charlie in the grinder.
“They were the good ‘ol days…”, says Ant.
“So, what’s next for us?”, says Charlie?
TO BE CONTINUED…
By Firebalt
The following images, video, audio and texts should not be viewed by anyone at any time. However, if used, excessive use will result in your brain being removed. The only job available to you will be a computer programmer.
You have been warned!
“I want an electric guitar and the new Sum 41 album and a Playstation 2!”
“Is that so?”
“Yeah Santa!”
“Dispose of this miscreant.”
An elf walks over to the boy and pulls him behind a curtain.
“Why did you say that!?” asks the elf.
“What?” says the boy.
“Santa Bill took you here because you are not complying with his demands.”
“What are they?”
“You must ask for a Bill Gates product. If you don’t you go into the grinder…”
“The grinder?”
“You’ll see. What’s your name son?”
“Ant.”
“Ok Ant, mind yourself”
“Hey, wha…”
Before Ant can finish, the elf has pushed him down the chute and into the grinder. An almighty crash is heard.
“Damn kids!” says the elf.
The elf walks back through the curtain. A boy sits on Bill’s lap.
“What do you want…um…”
“Charlie”, his parents whisper.
“…Charlie.”
“I want a balloon, a door key and a cocktail weener!”
“Elfy, do your job!”
The elf grabs Charlie and throws him down the chute to the grinder. Another child sits on Santa’s lap as the scene changes to in the grinder. An almighty crash is heard and Ant abruptly turns around.
“Who are you?”, asks Ant.
“I’m Charlie, what are we doing here?”, says Charlie.
“It’s Santa Bill, he put us down here for not choosing Microsoft-endorsed presents.”
“Oh, so it’s Santa Bill. Do you remember how he stole Christmas?”
“Yeah…”
The scene changes.
“I want an electric guitar and the new Sum 41 album and a Playstation 2!”
“Is that so?”
“Yeah Santa!”
“Well, you shall get an electric guitar, the new Sum 41 album and a Playstation 2.”
“Gee, thanks Santa!”
“What do you want…um…”
“Charlie”, his parents whisper.
“…Charlie.”
“I want a balloon, a door key and a cocktail weener!”
“Ok Charlie, you will have a balloon, a door key and a cocktail weener.”
“Yay. Thanks mister!”
The scene alters to a large building with a green “X” on the side. We go inside to a control room.
“Yes Mr Gates, we shall eliminate him!”
An operator of a computer presses a button and on his monitor, a Christmas department store explodes.
“He dead?”, asks Bill.
He presses another button and “Life scan” appears on the screen. It then changes to “No matches found”.
“He’s dead sir”, says the operator.
“Great…Now, I want 3000 bulbs, 20 massive Santas and 500lbs of snow. Go, go, go!”
“Yes sir!”
The scene cuts back to Ant and Charlie in the grinder.
“They were the good ‘ol days…”, says Ant.
“So, what’s next for us?”, says Charlie?
TO BE CONTINUED…
There are young children on this site!
How dare you mention such obscene and distessing things in a topic?
I mean, grinders and kids getting disposed of, that was OK, but talking about B*ll Ga*es? That is ludicrous
:D
How dare you mention such obscene and distessing things in a topic?
I mean, grinders and kids getting disposed of, that was OK, but talking about B*ll Ga*es? That is ludicrous
:D
How Bill Gates Stole Christmas
By Firebalt
The following images, video, audio and texts should not be viewed by anyone at any time. However, if used, excessive use will result in your brain being removed. The only job available to you will be a computer programmer.
You have been warned!
“I want an electric guitar and the new Sum 41 album and a Playstation 2!”
“Is that so?”
“Yeah Santa!”
“Dispose of this miscreant.”
An elf walks over to the boy and pulls him behind a curtain.
“Why did you say that!?” asks the elf.
“What?” says the boy.
“Santa Bill took you here because you are not complying with his demands.”
“What are they?”
“You must ask for a Bill Gates product. If you don’t you go into the grinder…”
“The grinder?”
“You’ll see. What’s your name son?”
“Ant.”
“Ok Ant, mind yourself”
“Hey, wha…”
Before Ant can finish, the elf has pushed him down the chute and into the grinder. An almighty crash is heard.
“Damn kids!” says the elf.
The elf walks back through the curtain. A boy sits on Bill’s lap.
“What do you want…um…”
“Charlie”, his parents whisper.
“…Charlie.”
“I want a balloon, a door key and a cocktail weener!”
“Elfy, do your job!”
The elf grabs Charlie and throws him down the chute to the grinder. Another child sits on Santa’s lap as the scene changes to in the grinder. An almighty crash is heard and Ant abruptly turns around.
“Who are you?”, asks Ant.
“I’m Charlie, what are we doing here?”, says Charlie.
“It’s Santa Bill, he put us down here for not choosing Microsoft-endorsed presents.”
“Oh, so it’s Santa Bill. Do you remember how he stole Christmas?”
“Yeah…”
The scene changes.
“I want an electric guitar and the new Sum 41 album and a Playstation 2!”
“Is that so?”
“Yeah Santa!”
“Well, you shall get an electric guitar, the new Sum 41 album and a Playstation 2.”
“Gee, thanks Santa!”
“What do you want…um…”
“Charlie”, his parents whisper.
“…Charlie.”
“I want a balloon, a door key and a cocktail weener!”
“Ok Charlie, you will have a balloon, a door key and a cocktail weener.”
“Yay. Thanks mister!”
The scene alters to a large building with a green “X” on the side. We go inside to a control room.
“Yes Mr Gates, we shall eliminate him!”
An operator of a computer presses a button and on his monitor, a Christmas department store explodes.
“He dead?”, asks Bill.
He presses another button and “Life scan” appears on the screen. It then changes to “No matches found”.
“He’s dead sir”, says the operator.
“Great…Now, I want 3000 bulbs, 20 massive Santas and 500lbs of snow. Go, go, go!”
“Yes sir!”
The scene cuts back to Ant and Charlie in the grinder.
“They were the good ‘ol days…”, says Ant.
“So, what’s next for us?”, says Charlie?
TO BE CONTINUED…
By Firebalt
The following images, video, audio and texts should not be viewed by anyone at any time. However, if used, excessive use will result in your brain being removed. The only job available to you will be a computer programmer.
You have been warned!
“I want an electric guitar and the new Sum 41 album and a Playstation 2!”
“Is that so?”
“Yeah Santa!”
“Dispose of this miscreant.”
An elf walks over to the boy and pulls him behind a curtain.
“Why did you say that!?” asks the elf.
“What?” says the boy.
“Santa Bill took you here because you are not complying with his demands.”
“What are they?”
“You must ask for a Bill Gates product. If you don’t you go into the grinder…”
“The grinder?”
“You’ll see. What’s your name son?”
“Ant.”
“Ok Ant, mind yourself”
“Hey, wha…”
Before Ant can finish, the elf has pushed him down the chute and into the grinder. An almighty crash is heard.
“Damn kids!” says the elf.
The elf walks back through the curtain. A boy sits on Bill’s lap.
“What do you want…um…”
“Charlie”, his parents whisper.
“…Charlie.”
“I want a balloon, a door key and a cocktail weener!”
“Elfy, do your job!”
The elf grabs Charlie and throws him down the chute to the grinder. Another child sits on Santa’s lap as the scene changes to in the grinder. An almighty crash is heard and Ant abruptly turns around.
“Who are you?”, asks Ant.
“I’m Charlie, what are we doing here?”, says Charlie.
“It’s Santa Bill, he put us down here for not choosing Microsoft-endorsed presents.”
“Oh, so it’s Santa Bill. Do you remember how he stole Christmas?”
“Yeah…”
The scene changes.
“I want an electric guitar and the new Sum 41 album and a Playstation 2!”
“Is that so?”
“Yeah Santa!”
“Well, you shall get an electric guitar, the new Sum 41 album and a Playstation 2.”
“Gee, thanks Santa!”
“What do you want…um…”
“Charlie”, his parents whisper.
“…Charlie.”
“I want a balloon, a door key and a cocktail weener!”
“Ok Charlie, you will have a balloon, a door key and a cocktail weener.”
“Yay. Thanks mister!”
The scene alters to a large building with a green “X” on the side. We go inside to a control room.
“Yes Mr Gates, we shall eliminate him!”
An operator of a computer presses a button and on his monitor, a Christmas department store explodes.
“He dead?”, asks Bill.
He presses another button and “Life scan” appears on the screen. It then changes to “No matches found”.
“He’s dead sir”, says the operator.
“Great…Now, I want 3000 bulbs, 20 massive Santas and 500lbs of snow. Go, go, go!”
“Yes sir!”
The scene cuts back to Ant and Charlie in the grinder.
“They were the good ‘ol days…”, says Ant.
“So, what’s next for us?”, says Charlie?
TO BE CONTINUED…