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In spite of recent outrage at he way ticket sales have been organised, Glastonbury organiser Michael Eavis has endorsed the game of the festival.
A free-roaming game if ever there was one, Glastonbury: the game owes more to Shenmue than anything.
A spokespeson once said, while eating a small child "it's really great, you can run around a lot if you want."
There are several different modes to play. Free roam is exactly as it says. In Stoned mode (standard mode) you progress through the three days in an increasingly confused state while naked trying to find the workers beer tent where your meeting Steve three hours ago. In Steward mode you drive around in a golf cart running over any people trying to jump over the four hundred foot steel barbed-wire fence.
Stoned mode is clearly where the most enjoyment comes from. at the end of each show there is a boss; usually an oversized pink elephant and occasionally a truly terrifying naked Andrew! Lloyd Webber in a frog suit.
Collect all the joints and you will be rewarded at the end, much like the shines in Mario Sunshine.
Hash tofees are your reward for surving each show with all limbs intact.
On the second days festivities, you explore the vast delights of the Green fields. Several naked people wander around aimlessly in circles waving their bits at y
A free-roaming game if ever there was one, Glastonbury: the game owes more to Shenmue than anything.
A spokespeson once said, while eating a small child "it's really great, you can run around a lot if you want."
There are several different modes to play. Free roam is exactly as it says. In Stoned mode (standard mode) you progress through the three days in an increasingly confused state while naked trying to find the workers beer tent where your meeting Steve three hours ago. In Steward mode you drive around in a golf cart running over any people trying to jump over the four hundred foot steel barbed-wire fence.
Stoned mode is clearly where the most enjoyment comes from. at the end of each show there is a boss; usually an oversized pink elephant and occasionally a truly terrifying naked Andrew! Lloyd Webber in a frog suit.
Collect all the joints and you will be rewarded at the end, much like the shines in Mario Sunshine.
Hash tofees are your reward for surving each show with all limbs intact.
On the second days festivities, you explore the vast delights of the Green fields. Several naked people wander around aimlessly in circles waving their bits at y
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no posts in nearly 2 days! must be a record
Popped for the dignity of the faltering Prime forum.
True as the fact that it was Gerrids SR birthday last week and no one noticed. No one ever notices.
Of corse it's true.
T'was a nifty story.
It is true though?? Isn't it??
*Gets nervous and starts to convulse*
It is true though?? Isn't it??
*Gets nervous and starts to convulse*
In spite of recent outrage at he way ticket sales have been organised, Glastonbury organiser Michael Eavis has endorsed the game of the festival.
A free-roaming game if ever there was one, Glastonbury: the game owes more to Shenmue than anything.
A spokespeson once said, while eating a small child "it's really great, you can run around a lot if you want."
There are several different modes to play. Free roam is exactly as it says. In Stoned mode (standard mode) you progress through the three days in an increasingly confused state while naked trying to find the workers beer tent where your meeting Steve three hours ago. In Steward mode you drive around in a golf cart running over any people trying to jump over the four hundred foot steel barbed-wire fence.
Stoned mode is clearly where the most enjoyment comes from. at the end of each show there is a boss; usually an oversized pink elephant and occasionally a truly terrifying naked Andrew! Lloyd Webber in a frog suit.
Collect all the joints and you will be rewarded at the end, much like the shines in Mario Sunshine.
Hash tofees are your reward for surving each show with all limbs intact.
On the second days festivities, you explore the vast delights of the Green fields. Several naked people wander around aimlessly in circles waving their bits at your face vigourusly as if they selling watches.
The high point is the almost impossible toilet level. After an intense peeing session where you must guide every drop to go down the hole, you must dive down into the murky depths and swim under-water to find any small people who have fallen. When you collect all three-thousand, most of them small naked children whose aging hippie parents brought them and then threw in the mud, you are faced with three naked ALW's all chasing you waving their life-sized phallus' in your face.
For all the mockney fanboys ot there, Steward mode is the one to choose. You can choose from avariety of three vehicles: a standard golf cart, one with Oxfam written on the side or one with a giant flower painted on the top. The selection really is astoundingly huge. You can also run people over from any angle you choose!!!!!!!!
On the very last night, after many hundred failed attempts, youinally get laid, "A cow is still a female" Michael Stipe once said, which is certainley the case here.
A much rumoured special guest is your final reward for completing the game, which you never actually do as you get stuck in the car park for three days afterwards and then get lost in stonehenge where you are molested repeatedly by Andrew Lloyd Webber in a sail boat.
A free-roaming game if ever there was one, Glastonbury: the game owes more to Shenmue than anything.
A spokespeson once said, while eating a small child "it's really great, you can run around a lot if you want."
There are several different modes to play. Free roam is exactly as it says. In Stoned mode (standard mode) you progress through the three days in an increasingly confused state while naked trying to find the workers beer tent where your meeting Steve three hours ago. In Steward mode you drive around in a golf cart running over any people trying to jump over the four hundred foot steel barbed-wire fence.
Stoned mode is clearly where the most enjoyment comes from. at the end of each show there is a boss; usually an oversized pink elephant and occasionally a truly terrifying naked Andrew! Lloyd Webber in a frog suit.
Collect all the joints and you will be rewarded at the end, much like the shines in Mario Sunshine.
Hash tofees are your reward for surving each show with all limbs intact.
On the second days festivities, you explore the vast delights of the Green fields. Several naked people wander around aimlessly in circles waving their bits at your face vigourusly as if they selling watches.
The high point is the almost impossible toilet level. After an intense peeing session where you must guide every drop to go down the hole, you must dive down into the murky depths and swim under-water to find any small people who have fallen. When you collect all three-thousand, most of them small naked children whose aging hippie parents brought them and then threw in the mud, you are faced with three naked ALW's all chasing you waving their life-sized phallus' in your face.
For all the mockney fanboys ot there, Steward mode is the one to choose. You can choose from avariety of three vehicles: a standard golf cart, one with Oxfam written on the side or one with a giant flower painted on the top. The selection really is astoundingly huge. You can also run people over from any angle you choose!!!!!!!!
On the very last night, after many hundred failed attempts, youinally get laid, "A cow is still a female" Michael Stipe once said, which is certainley the case here.
A much rumoured special guest is your final reward for completing the game, which you never actually do as you get stuck in the car park for three days afterwards and then get lost in stonehenge where you are molested repeatedly by Andrew Lloyd Webber in a sail boat.
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In spite of recent outrage at he way ticket sales have been organised, Glastonbury organiser Michael Eavis has endorsed the game of the festival.
A free-roaming game if ever there was one, Glastonbury: the game owes more to Shenmue than anything.
A spokespeson once said, while eating a small child "it's really great, you can run around a lot if you want."
There are several different modes to play. Free roam is exactly as it says. In Stoned mode (standard mode) you progress through the three days in an increasingly confused state while naked trying to find the workers beer tent where your meeting Steve three hours ago. In Steward mode you drive around in a golf cart running over any people trying to jump over the four hundred foot steel barbed-wire fence.
Stoned mode is clearly where the most enjoyment comes from. at the end of each show there is a boss; usually an oversized pink elephant and occasionally a truly terrifying naked Andrew! Lloyd Webber in a frog suit.
Collect all the joints and you will be rewarded at the end, much like the shines in Mario Sunshine.
Hash tofees are your reward for surving each show with all limbs intact.
On the second days festivities, you explore the vast delights of the Green fields. Several naked people wander around aimlessly in circles waving their bits at y
A free-roaming game if ever there was one, Glastonbury: the game owes more to Shenmue than anything.
A spokespeson once said, while eating a small child "it's really great, you can run around a lot if you want."
There are several different modes to play. Free roam is exactly as it says. In Stoned mode (standard mode) you progress through the three days in an increasingly confused state while naked trying to find the workers beer tent where your meeting Steve three hours ago. In Steward mode you drive around in a golf cart running over any people trying to jump over the four hundred foot steel barbed-wire fence.
Stoned mode is clearly where the most enjoyment comes from. at the end of each show there is a boss; usually an oversized pink elephant and occasionally a truly terrifying naked Andrew! Lloyd Webber in a frog suit.
Collect all the joints and you will be rewarded at the end, much like the shines in Mario Sunshine.
Hash tofees are your reward for surving each show with all limbs intact.
On the second days festivities, you explore the vast delights of the Green fields. Several naked people wander around aimlessly in circles waving their bits at y