Viewing Thread:
"My Conker's bad fur day walkthrough!"

.

An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Latvian, a Turk, an Aussie, a Yank, an Egyptian, a Jap, a Mexican, a Spaniard, a Greek, a Russian, an Estonian, a German, an Italian, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Swede, a Finn, an Israeli, a Romanian, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Czech, and a Swiss man walk into a pub.

The landlord says, "I can't let you in without a Thai."

The barman says, "We don't serve time travellers in here".

A time traveller walks into a bar.

A baby seal walks into a bar and sits down. "What can I get you?" asked the bartender.

"Anything but a Canadian Club" replied the seal.

A man walks into the pub with a dog, "a pint for me and a half for the dog please" he says, "we don't get many dogs drinking in here" says Jon. "At these prices I'm not surprised" says the dog.

A retarded looking man walks into the pub with a pig under his arm, jon says that's a bit strange where did you get it? The pig says " just down the road, theres hundreds of them all over North Devon."

I walked into the pub the other day for my bowl of water-flavoured beer.

Jon said "Why the long face?"



Woof!

COLD NATCH, how dare you put such good jokes on my website! How about the skeliton asked me for a pint and a mop!
Can anyone eles add to these classic rib ticklers?

A man sneaked out of the hospital down to the pub still in his dressing gown. He ordered a pint of Spitfire and a double whisky chaser. Having downed them in 5 minutes he asked for the same again. As he drained the last drops of the Spitfire he said to Jon "I shouldn't be drinking this with what I've got."

Jon stood back, alarmed, and asked "What have you got?"

"About 50p" said the patient.

A man walks into the pub with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says: "Pint please, and one for the road."

Shakespeare walks into the pub and orders a pint.

"Sorry I can't serve you" says Jon, "you're Bard".