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"Gangsta's paradise"

YAY! after a month or so of killing, robbing, shagging (hookers) and of course giving the finger to people in the street, i have finished GTA3. I know have access to every area, a uzi and grenades at EVERY hideout and a banshi or infernus (maybe 2) in each garage.

Finally i gave what was coming to the colombian hoe who thought she could mess with me....she felt the true power of my rocket. However, EVERY gang in L.C. is angry at me now, so i cant stay in any car to long as I get shot at ALL the time. Bummer. Oh well, can always run em over and steal their hot rods.

As an extra incentive for you to get of your bottom and finish the game, i will tell you what your troubles shall earn you. A TANK. A FLIPPING TANK! This thing will blow up ANY car or truck with one ram, can fire SHELLS (rotate the turret with R3) and is indestructable. Car after car, and even military trucks ramed me, but the only thing which stopped my kill frenzy (which pushed my total kill count from 1800 to 2050 by the way)was the fact that the tank fell over after being shot at by the helicopter, which blew up the car next to me, which made me tip into a tank which in turn pushed me into a nearby river. Bummer. All you have to do to find this little beauty is go to phil's army surplus store after finishing the game. Yummy. the tank also regenerates like cars in car parks, so no need to worry about wasting the brilliant machine. Go out and have fun. If you got to the end of GTA3, you deserve it. Some of those missions were H A R D.

Also, the daft bint who got you in trouble with the mafia in the first place (for no good reason, i could have been gadfather damn it!) gets just what her lippy mouth deserves. That will teach her.

Anyway, i must ask a few questions to those who have also completed the game:

Any other secrets apart from the tank?

Do you get a new ending for finishing all the secret games?
(100% completion)

etc. Thank you.

Remember, dont wear a seat belt, drive recklessly, drink-drive, kill whoever you like, and screw the law. Have fun now kids!

Finding you who likes it chilled a warming winter drink, may take some time cos you like your wine, Ill have to have a think!
Savo Freddy Im trying to think, what you may look like its true, but I have a feeling we often meet and av a drink or two.
Winter drinks come strong and weak and people change their minds, but I know what ever I suggest you'l always turn back to wine.

Dear Landlord,

Now that glorious summer is almost over, can you suggest a winter beverage for me. I especially enjoy your fine Stella and San Miguel, and of course your chilled wines. However, with the onset of winter I feel it is time for a change to suit a change in the climate. Can your suggest anything from your extensive range for me please?

Freddy.

Hey, Edwin27, weren't you once banned?

Your name was grey when I saw your vote in the Notable Voting thread.

You gotta earn mo' money by driving the taxi, being a vigilante, and a paramedic. Youy can sell emergency vehicles at the dock once your finished. Each car you trash also gives you money, as does any jump or secret package you get. Earn free weapons at your base by gettin 10/20/30 etc Secret Package's.

Anyway what did you spend your money on? i had $900,000 when i started the final mission! If you spent it on hookers (like we all do) you know you can kill em and get yer money back right?


(ps cool game hint i found out recently: on foot, twirl the r3 analog stick. You now can have a 3d 1st person perspective, so you can admire the sights and smells of LC. groovy.)

I'm, well...stuck, at the mo'.

You know when you complete the last mission for that Japanese lady (A on the radar) you get C on the radar (Catalina, I presume) - you need $500 000, right?

I have: $354 300 :-(

Please, how do I earn the necessary $146 700 (correct) to enter the wh0r€'s mansion?

I need help.

Oh, I did complete every mission for the Diablo's in the first Island, but didn't save it :( I'm currently on the second mission for the Jamaicans and I'm somewhere with the other gang (ones on the phone) in the third city.

Ah, maybe I'll have to do every mission?

SHOCKY

Oh, er, whups. Sorry thought I was the slowest guy at this game. anyway i dont reveal any real plot twists, just what you can win if you are good.

And how can you be bored of hearing of the best game ever!

Ingrateful! we lucky GTA3 wasnt banned, especially as DOOM was heavily censored.

(no offense, clam down etc)

No, I meant I stopped before I went any further as I've yet to complete the game :)

It's probably a very good post, but I can't read it any further or else I'll spoil the surprise for myself, so I had to stop reading it.

eh? didnt mean to be insulting, but many people dont bother to finish games. Just trying to show them whats at stake here! anyway, read ALL of this b4 you judge.

thanks.

(and if any offence is caused, just read my tag)

I got bored after the shagging hookers part.


=B0p