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After recent word from Special Reserve HQ that the News Monkeys couldn't make their annual April Fool's news story, the Monkeys have gone mad and turned Special Reserve into a zoo!
When they first heard that they couldn't do an April Fool's news story, they were very angry, but didn't act straight away. On April 2nd, the news monkeys struck and began their reign of terror on SR towers.
Firstly, they ran through the entire SR towers, tying up all Staff members, therefore making SR theirs for the taking. All staff members, including Tony, Mr Snuggly and BEARDS were taken hostage by the news monkey, their mouths taped up and arms tied behind their backs. The news monkeys terrible scheme had only just started, and no one knew what was going to happy next.
Midday, the monkeys began demanding to the police, at first, they wanted 4 crates of banana's, for food supplies, but assured the police that more demands would be made before the day was out. They used the huge amount of Digital Cameras to take short videos of each of the hostages, and threw them out to the police, to show that no action had been taken since the tying up.
But what started out as a simple hostage situation became a lot bigger, the news monkeys had now struck SR's websites, creating vicious rumours about many staff members:
"SNUGGLY IN RSPCA SHOCKER!
The well known Special Reserve staff member, called Mr Snuggly, was found guilty of animal neglect, not only keeping two monkeys within the confines of the Special Reserve HQ, but not feeding them.
Only after each news story was written, would Snuggly give the news monkeys one banana each, while this may be okay if enough news stories were generated, sadly, only 4-5 were written per-week.
Snuggly, a former SR staff member, will soon be facing court and is expected to get at least 3 years imprisonment for his monkey-neglecting ways."
Not only this filth was published to the rest of the world, but BEARDS was also penalised by the news monkey and another atrocity was published:
"BEARDS - NO FACIAL HAIR!
While many see BEARDS name and think, immediately, he must have facial hair of some sort, it seems that this is not the case.
While many will see his name as simply something to call the regular Staff member, others are a bit more shocked. Thinking that they were talking to a bearded santa clause, look-a-like, they were in fact talking to someone who had never grown a beard in their life.
Old Saint Nick lovers everywhere are going on anti-BEARDS marches and blocking up traffic for miles, just asking for an explanation for this terrible crime against humanity.
Whilst Special Reserve cannot be sued for, as they cannot take responsibility for their staff workers actions, BEARDS' case is still pending investigation."
Whilst only two news stories were actually published to the Internet, if the news monkeys weren't captured, many more could follow. Luckily, the hostages were still unharmed, as the monkeys sent down another barrage of digital cameras.
But late April 2nd, they demanded a boat to the Amazon, plus 70 creates full of banana's, to last them until retirement. The monkeys also demanded that both Snuggly and BEARDS be sacked, due to their apparent lack of respect towards to two mastermind monkeys.
The police had a hard job deciding, but they finally did and decided action should be taken. Early this morning, between 6 and 7 AM, helicopters surrounded SR towers and armed police ran into the building, trying to save the staff members.
Luckily, there were no casualties. While one monkey did try to swing away from the building, he got captured without any serious injuries.
The first News Monkey, known as Monkey Malone, and the second, known as King of the Jungle, were both sentenced to 5 years imprisonment for their actions.
Luckily for Special Reserve, two more trained monkeys are being shipped from Japan, hoping to fill the space of the previous News Monkeys, so there shall still be news stories written.
Thanks for reading
RiCkOsS
When they first heard that they couldn't do an April Fool's news story, they were very angry, but didn't act straight away. On April 2nd, the news monkeys struck and began their reign of terror on SR towers.
Firstly, they ran through the entire SR towers, tying up all Staff members, therefore making SR theirs for the taking. All staff members, including Tony, Mr Snuggly and BEARDS were taken hostage by the news monkey, their mouths taped up and arms tied behind their backs. The news monkeys terrible scheme had only just started, and no one knew what was going to happy next.
Midday, the monkeys began demanding to the police, at first, they wanted 4 crates of banana's, for food supplies, but assured the police that more demands would be made before the day was out. They used the huge amount of Digital Cameras to take short videos of each of the hostages, and threw them out to the police, to show that no action had been taken since the tying up.
But what started out as a simple hostage situation became a lot bigger, the news monkeys had now struck SR's websites, creating vicious rumours about many staff members:
"SNUGGLY IN RSPCA SHOCKER!
The well known Special Reserve staff member, called Mr Snuggly, was found guilty of animal neglect, not only keeping two monkeys within the confines of the Special Reserve HQ, but not feeding them.
Only after each news story was written, would Snuggly give the news monkeys one banana each, while this may be okay if enough news stories were generated, sadly, only 4-5 were written per-week.
Snuggly, a former SR staff member, will soon be facing court and is expected to get at least 3 years imprisonment for his monkey-neglecting ways."
Not only this filth was published to the rest of the world, but BEARDS was also penalised by the news monkey and another atrocity was published:
"BEARDS - NO FACIAL HAIR!
While many see BEARDS name and think, immediately, he must have facial hair of some sort, it seems that this is not the case.
While many will see his name as simply something to call the regular Staff member, others are a bit more shocked. Thinking that they were talking to a bearded santa clause, look-a-like, they were in fact talking to someone who had never grown a beard in their life.
Old Saint Nick lovers everywhere are going on anti-BEARDS marches and blocking up traffic for miles, just asking for an explanation for this terrible crime against humanity.
Whilst Special Reserve cannot be sued for, as they cannot take responsibility for their staff workers actions, BEARDS' case is still pending investigation."
Whilst only two news stories were actually published to the Internet, if the news monkeys weren't captured, many more could follow. Luckily, the hostages were still unharmed, as the monkeys sent down another barrage of digital cameras.
But late April 2nd, they demanded a boat to the Amazon, plus 70 creates full of banana's, to last them until retirement. The monkeys also demanded that both Snuggly and BEARDS be sacked, due to their apparent lack of respect towards to two mastermind monkeys.
The police had a hard job deciding, but they finally did and decided action should be taken. Early this morning, between 6 and 7 AM, helicopters surrounded SR towers and armed police ran into the building, trying to save the staff members.
Luckily, there were no casualties. While one monkey did try to swing away from the building, he got captured without any serious injuries.
The first News Monkey, known as Monkey Malone, and the second, known as King of the Jungle, were both sentenced to 5 years imprisonment for their actions.
Luckily for Special Reserve, two more trained monkeys are being shipped from Japan, hoping to fill the space of the previous News Monkeys, so there shall still be news stories written.
Thanks for reading
RiCkOsS
lol :D I liked :D
I could imagine stories like 'odie and Larrykins in - We don't know where we came from, but we work at Special Reserve! Shocker.'
Well played, very nice, bloody monkeys *dies*
I could imagine stories like 'odie and Larrykins in - We don't know where we came from, but we work at Special Reserve! Shocker.'
Well played, very nice, bloody monkeys *dies*
After recent word from Special Reserve HQ that the News Monkeys couldn't make their annual April Fool's news story, the Monkeys have gone mad and turned Special Reserve into a zoo!
When they first heard that they couldn't do an April Fool's news story, they were very angry, but didn't act straight away. On April 2nd, the news monkeys struck and began their reign of terror on SR towers.
Firstly, they ran through the entire SR towers, tying up all Staff members, therefore making SR theirs for the taking. All staff members, including Tony, Mr Snuggly and BEARDS were taken hostage by the news monkey, their mouths taped up and arms tied behind their backs. The news monkeys terrible scheme had only just started, and no one knew what was going to happy next.
Midday, the monkeys began demanding to the police, at first, they wanted 4 crates of banana's, for food supplies, but assured the police that more demands would be made before the day was out. They used the huge amount of Digital Cameras to take short videos of each of the hostages, and threw them out to the police, to show that no action had been taken since the tying up.
But what started out as a simple hostage situation became a lot bigger, the news monkeys had now struck SR's websites, creating vicious rumours about many staff members:
"SNUGGLY IN RSPCA SHOCKER!
The well known Special Reserve staff member, called Mr Snuggly, was found guilty of animal neglect, not only keeping two monkeys within the confines of the Special Reserve HQ, but not feeding them.
Only after each news story was written, would Snuggly give the news monkeys one banana each, while this may be okay if enough news stories were generated, sadly, only 4-5 were written per-week.
Snuggly, a former SR staff member, will soon be facing court and is expected to get at least 3 years imprisonment for his monkey-neglecting ways."
Not only this filth was published to the rest of the world, but BEARDS was also penalised by the news monkey and another atrocity was published:
"BEARDS - NO FACIAL HAIR!
While many see BEARDS name and think, immediately, he must have facial hair of some sort, it seems that this is not the case.
While many will see his name as simply something to call the regular Staff member, others are a bit more shocked. Thinking that they were talking to a bearded santa clause, look-a-like, they were in fact talking to someone who had never grown a beard in their life.
Old Saint Nick lovers everywhere are going on anti-BEARDS marches and blocking up traffic for miles, just asking for an explanation for this terrible crime against humanity.
Whilst Special Reserve cannot be sued for, as they cannot take responsibility for their staff workers actions, BEARDS' case is still pending investigation."
Whilst only two news stories were actually published to the Internet, if the news monkeys weren't captured, many more could follow. Luckily, the hostages were still unharmed, as the monkeys sent down another barrage of digital cameras.
But late April 2nd, they demanded a boat to the Amazon, plus 70 creates full of banana's, to last them until retirement. The monkeys also demanded that both Snuggly and BEARDS be sacked, due to their apparent lack of respect towards to two mastermind monkeys.
The police had a hard job deciding, but they finally did and decided action should be taken. Early this morning, between 6 and 7 AM, helicopters surrounded SR towers and armed police ran into the building, trying to save the staff members.
Luckily, there were no casualties. While one monkey did try to swing away from the building, he got captured without any serious injuries.
The first News Monkey, known as Monkey Malone, and the second, known as King of the Jungle, were both sentenced to 5 years imprisonment for their actions.
Luckily for Special Reserve, two more trained monkeys are being shipped from Japan, hoping to fill the space of the previous News Monkeys, so there shall still be news stories written.
Thanks for reading
RiCkOsS
When they first heard that they couldn't do an April Fool's news story, they were very angry, but didn't act straight away. On April 2nd, the news monkeys struck and began their reign of terror on SR towers.
Firstly, they ran through the entire SR towers, tying up all Staff members, therefore making SR theirs for the taking. All staff members, including Tony, Mr Snuggly and BEARDS were taken hostage by the news monkey, their mouths taped up and arms tied behind their backs. The news monkeys terrible scheme had only just started, and no one knew what was going to happy next.
Midday, the monkeys began demanding to the police, at first, they wanted 4 crates of banana's, for food supplies, but assured the police that more demands would be made before the day was out. They used the huge amount of Digital Cameras to take short videos of each of the hostages, and threw them out to the police, to show that no action had been taken since the tying up.
But what started out as a simple hostage situation became a lot bigger, the news monkeys had now struck SR's websites, creating vicious rumours about many staff members:
"SNUGGLY IN RSPCA SHOCKER!
The well known Special Reserve staff member, called Mr Snuggly, was found guilty of animal neglect, not only keeping two monkeys within the confines of the Special Reserve HQ, but not feeding them.
Only after each news story was written, would Snuggly give the news monkeys one banana each, while this may be okay if enough news stories were generated, sadly, only 4-5 were written per-week.
Snuggly, a former SR staff member, will soon be facing court and is expected to get at least 3 years imprisonment for his monkey-neglecting ways."
Not only this filth was published to the rest of the world, but BEARDS was also penalised by the news monkey and another atrocity was published:
"BEARDS - NO FACIAL HAIR!
While many see BEARDS name and think, immediately, he must have facial hair of some sort, it seems that this is not the case.
While many will see his name as simply something to call the regular Staff member, others are a bit more shocked. Thinking that they were talking to a bearded santa clause, look-a-like, they were in fact talking to someone who had never grown a beard in their life.
Old Saint Nick lovers everywhere are going on anti-BEARDS marches and blocking up traffic for miles, just asking for an explanation for this terrible crime against humanity.
Whilst Special Reserve cannot be sued for, as they cannot take responsibility for their staff workers actions, BEARDS' case is still pending investigation."
Whilst only two news stories were actually published to the Internet, if the news monkeys weren't captured, many more could follow. Luckily, the hostages were still unharmed, as the monkeys sent down another barrage of digital cameras.
But late April 2nd, they demanded a boat to the Amazon, plus 70 creates full of banana's, to last them until retirement. The monkeys also demanded that both Snuggly and BEARDS be sacked, due to their apparent lack of respect towards to two mastermind monkeys.
The police had a hard job deciding, but they finally did and decided action should be taken. Early this morning, between 6 and 7 AM, helicopters surrounded SR towers and armed police ran into the building, trying to save the staff members.
Luckily, there were no casualties. While one monkey did try to swing away from the building, he got captured without any serious injuries.
The first News Monkey, known as Monkey Malone, and the second, known as King of the Jungle, were both sentenced to 5 years imprisonment for their actions.
Luckily for Special Reserve, two more trained monkeys are being shipped from Japan, hoping to fill the space of the previous News Monkeys, so there shall still be news stories written.
Thanks for reading
RiCkOsS