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"Cradle to the Grave"

I'm gonna go see that at the cinema tomorrow and I was just thinking about how it stars Jet Li who is a superb martial artist but...he doesn't even have his own video game...Bruce Lee got a video game (Not very good but still a game) even The Rock got his own game after he starred in "The Scorpion King". Anyway those two games were ehem less than average to say the least but I have an idea to make a brilliant game for Jet Li. Ok here's the plan. It's kind of like the word association thread but we slowly build up the games story line SENTENCE by SENTENCE and with the combined creative talents of the forum it should be interesting to say the least.:D Ok I'll start it of with a sentence...(Lets see if this works)

On a dark and stormy night, through the endless darkness Jet Li stood alone totally consumed by his own hatred of cottage cheese...

I'm gonna go see that at the cinema tomorrow and I was just thinking about how it stars Jet Li who is a superb martial artist but...he doesn't even have his own video game...Bruce Lee got a video game (Not very good but still a game) even The Rock got his own game after he starred in "The Scorpion King". Anyway those two games were ehem less than average to say the least but I have an idea to make a brilliant game for Jet Li. Ok here's the plan. It's kind of like the word association thread but we slowly build up the games story line SENTENCE by SENTENCE and with the combined creative talents of the forum it should be interesting to say the least.:D Ok I'll start it of with a sentence...(Lets see if this works)

On a dark and stormy night, through the endless darkness Jet Li stood alone totally consumed by his own hatred of cottage cheese...

...Jet Li's oven had been taunting him for weeks but this time it had gone too far!

"I shall destroy you!" Squeked the pitiful Jet Li compared to the all mighty oven.

On another note... anyone seen adverts for 'The monk' it looks absolutely stupid

After square dancing and playing Ring around the Rosie with the accursive oven throws several spineless fish at the fiend which completely shatters it's "thingy which makes things all hot".

§n][pe® wrote:
> On another note... anyone seen adverts for 'The monk' it looks
> absolutely stupid

Don't you mean "Bulletproof Monk"? If so, it looks bloody ace. An action movie produced by John Woo and starring Chow Yun-Fat!!! it might not be as good as the Matrix Reloaded/Revolutions but it'll do until said films are released.

Maybe... but the title sounds very cheesy.

Im gonna go and see that new Vin Diesel one "A Man Apart" - looks fairly good.

§n][pe® wrote:
> Maybe... but the title sounds very cheesy.

You think that's bad, I have a terrible action movie in my collection (soon to be sold as well I might add) called "Ballistic: Ecks Vs Sever" one of the stupidest movie names ever.

Vin Diesel - Vinny Jones: Separated at Birth.

Thing about making games about Jet Li, Vin Diesel, you name it, the games are niche market. They appeal to fans of the actor, and occaisionally fans of the genre. But why buy a Vin Diesel game when you've got Midnight Club II or a Jet Li game when you've got Tekken 4?

The phrase "Cheap movie licence cash-in" springs to mind.