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So GAD1 is leaving us for a while? Damn, and that was the only one i've ever had a slight chance at winning. I may as well have one last roll of the dice before our old, loyal friend passes away...
Well, seeing as I don't have any decent ideas, i think i will rip off many of the greatest GAD wins of recent times (read 'last few days')
'I have recently noticed, like you do when you have the runs at 6 o' clock on a saturday morning and have have been sat, concentrating hard for 3 hours, that Championship Manager is as appriciated as Whitestripes in a room full of illiterates. I feel it is my duty as a full time pimp and championship manager addict to explain just why I have been locked in my room for the past 3 days days, rubbing a figurine of Bobby Zamora, hoping it will bring my struggling Brighton team luck in the first division.'
(Stolen from Ashleys 'Championship Manager Phwoar')
'1 - Do a Parody of a Parody
You've got to do something radical. Something you know everyone is against, and thus you become a peoples hero and get a GAD whilst doing it. An example would be doing a spoof of a spoof or a Copularity Pontest of Copularity Pontests, that kind of thing, only it has to be marginally original.'
(Stolen from el Blokeys 'Guide to guides')
'Instead of collecting G,A,D,1,2,3, like Kyz always does, now he can only collect G,A,D,2. These can't be won by writing ordinary reviews, oh no. Kyz has to write reviews EVERY DAY as well as giving each review it's own little gimmick, just to give it and edge over his newbie competitors - maybe basing a FIFA review on an episode of Pokémon.'
(Stolen from Kyz's 'Townie Hawk:Pro Gangster')
'Once on ukreviews.com take your time to get used to the surroundings. Taake a good look at the reviews. Are those Newbies holding GAD winners? No, these are not notables of the future, these are just people desperate to get a free game or 2 by writing pointless, crappy comments. You too can write these, but first it would be wise to write a 3000 character one.'
(Stolen from Meka's 'Jedi Guide to Clubbing')
'Other ways to get free games include stealing from SR (at the risk of having BEARDS. chase you witha stick), borrowing one from a mate and proclaiming you never had it and Ram - Raising a local nursery for their child version of 'Scrabble'
We expect to have GADs 1 and 2 back by Christmas'
(Stolen from Tributes 'Pronopoly')
Thank you for reading.
Goose Bye.
Well, seeing as I don't have any decent ideas, i think i will rip off many of the greatest GAD wins of recent times (read 'last few days')
'I have recently noticed, like you do when you have the runs at 6 o' clock on a saturday morning and have have been sat, concentrating hard for 3 hours, that Championship Manager is as appriciated as Whitestripes in a room full of illiterates. I feel it is my duty as a full time pimp and championship manager addict to explain just why I have been locked in my room for the past 3 days days, rubbing a figurine of Bobby Zamora, hoping it will bring my struggling Brighton team luck in the first division.'
(Stolen from Ashleys 'Championship Manager Phwoar')
'1 - Do a Parody of a Parody
You've got to do something radical. Something you know everyone is against, and thus you become a peoples hero and get a GAD whilst doing it. An example would be doing a spoof of a spoof or a Copularity Pontest of Copularity Pontests, that kind of thing, only it has to be marginally original.'
(Stolen from el Blokeys 'Guide to guides')
'Instead of collecting G,A,D,1,2,3, like Kyz always does, now he can only collect G,A,D,2. These can't be won by writing ordinary reviews, oh no. Kyz has to write reviews EVERY DAY as well as giving each review it's own little gimmick, just to give it and edge over his newbie competitors - maybe basing a FIFA review on an episode of Pokémon.'
(Stolen from Kyz's 'Townie Hawk:Pro Gangster')
'Once on ukreviews.com take your time to get used to the surroundings. Taake a good look at the reviews. Are those Newbies holding GAD winners? No, these are not notables of the future, these are just people desperate to get a free game or 2 by writing pointless, crappy comments. You too can write these, but first it would be wise to write a 3000 character one.'
(Stolen from Meka's 'Jedi Guide to Clubbing')
'Other ways to get free games include stealing from SR (at the risk of having BEARDS. chase you witha stick), borrowing one from a mate and proclaiming you never had it and Ram - Raising a local nursery for their child version of 'Scrabble'
We expect to have GADs 1 and 2 back by Christmas'
(Stolen from Tributes 'Pronopoly')
Thank you for reading.
Goose Bye.
What's happening? Fill me in...
Nah, he means today is the last day for a GAD attempt to be posted, I am certain. What if you posted a good post at 1am this morning, totally unaware.
phi11ip wrote:
> Surely when he says, 'GAD is stopping from tomorrow' he means
> tomorrow?
That would be annoying for anyone who posted before the Tony post hoping to win, and very, very crap.
> This would be judged on Wednesday...
Maybe they'll judge it tomorrow?
> Otherwise Tony has lied...
>
> Big fat liar...
You was right until the liar...
Whoops!
Anyways, this won't win.
> Surely when he says, 'GAD is stopping from tomorrow' he means
> tomorrow?
That would be annoying for anyone who posted before the Tony post hoping to win, and very, very crap.
> This would be judged on Wednesday...
Maybe they'll judge it tomorrow?
> Otherwise Tony has lied...
>
> Big fat liar...
You was right until the liar...
Whoops!
Anyways, this won't win.
Liar liar pants on fire!
Surely when he says, 'GAD is stopping from tomorrow' he means tomorrow?
This would be judged on Wednesday...
Otherwise Tony has lied...
Big fat liar...
This would be judged on Wednesday...
Otherwise Tony has lied...
Big fat liar...
I hope this wins GAD, I really do.
So GAD1 is leaving us for a while? Damn, and that was the only one i've ever had a slight chance at winning. I may as well have one last roll of the dice before our old, loyal friend passes away...
Well, seeing as I don't have any decent ideas, i think i will rip off many of the greatest GAD wins of recent times (read 'last few days')
'I have recently noticed, like you do when you have the runs at 6 o' clock on a saturday morning and have have been sat, concentrating hard for 3 hours, that Championship Manager is as appriciated as Whitestripes in a room full of illiterates. I feel it is my duty as a full time pimp and championship manager addict to explain just why I have been locked in my room for the past 3 days days, rubbing a figurine of Bobby Zamora, hoping it will bring my struggling Brighton team luck in the first division.'
(Stolen from Ashleys 'Championship Manager Phwoar')
'1 - Do a Parody of a Parody
You've got to do something radical. Something you know everyone is against, and thus you become a peoples hero and get a GAD whilst doing it. An example would be doing a spoof of a spoof or a Copularity Pontest of Copularity Pontests, that kind of thing, only it has to be marginally original.'
(Stolen from el Blokeys 'Guide to guides')
'Instead of collecting G,A,D,1,2,3, like Kyz always does, now he can only collect G,A,D,2. These can't be won by writing ordinary reviews, oh no. Kyz has to write reviews EVERY DAY as well as giving each review it's own little gimmick, just to give it and edge over his newbie competitors - maybe basing a FIFA review on an episode of Pokémon.'
(Stolen from Kyz's 'Townie Hawk:Pro Gangster')
'Once on ukreviews.com take your time to get used to the surroundings. Taake a good look at the reviews. Are those Newbies holding GAD winners? No, these are not notables of the future, these are just people desperate to get a free game or 2 by writing pointless, crappy comments. You too can write these, but first it would be wise to write a 3000 character one.'
(Stolen from Meka's 'Jedi Guide to Clubbing')
'Other ways to get free games include stealing from SR (at the risk of having BEARDS. chase you witha stick), borrowing one from a mate and proclaiming you never had it and Ram - Raising a local nursery for their child version of 'Scrabble'
We expect to have GADs 1 and 2 back by Christmas'
(Stolen from Tributes 'Pronopoly')
Thank you for reading.
Goose Bye.
Well, seeing as I don't have any decent ideas, i think i will rip off many of the greatest GAD wins of recent times (read 'last few days')
'I have recently noticed, like you do when you have the runs at 6 o' clock on a saturday morning and have have been sat, concentrating hard for 3 hours, that Championship Manager is as appriciated as Whitestripes in a room full of illiterates. I feel it is my duty as a full time pimp and championship manager addict to explain just why I have been locked in my room for the past 3 days days, rubbing a figurine of Bobby Zamora, hoping it will bring my struggling Brighton team luck in the first division.'
(Stolen from Ashleys 'Championship Manager Phwoar')
'1 - Do a Parody of a Parody
You've got to do something radical. Something you know everyone is against, and thus you become a peoples hero and get a GAD whilst doing it. An example would be doing a spoof of a spoof or a Copularity Pontest of Copularity Pontests, that kind of thing, only it has to be marginally original.'
(Stolen from el Blokeys 'Guide to guides')
'Instead of collecting G,A,D,1,2,3, like Kyz always does, now he can only collect G,A,D,2. These can't be won by writing ordinary reviews, oh no. Kyz has to write reviews EVERY DAY as well as giving each review it's own little gimmick, just to give it and edge over his newbie competitors - maybe basing a FIFA review on an episode of Pokémon.'
(Stolen from Kyz's 'Townie Hawk:Pro Gangster')
'Once on ukreviews.com take your time to get used to the surroundings. Taake a good look at the reviews. Are those Newbies holding GAD winners? No, these are not notables of the future, these are just people desperate to get a free game or 2 by writing pointless, crappy comments. You too can write these, but first it would be wise to write a 3000 character one.'
(Stolen from Meka's 'Jedi Guide to Clubbing')
'Other ways to get free games include stealing from SR (at the risk of having BEARDS. chase you witha stick), borrowing one from a mate and proclaiming you never had it and Ram - Raising a local nursery for their child version of 'Scrabble'
We expect to have GADs 1 and 2 back by Christmas'
(Stolen from Tributes 'Pronopoly')
Thank you for reading.
Goose Bye.